1Heyoo Yes I know. You all hate me. Lol no excuses, I just sort of fell out of the story for awhile. It's hard to get into a Naruto fanfic when there are such.. How should I put it.. Crappy fillers out there. Anyway for those of you really happy about this update, you have Laser Crusader to thank for keeping on my ass the whole time XD. Now... Enjoy!
Standard Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, or any of its great characters.
Destined To Be
Chapter 5: Trouble in Paradise?
They had been marching through the forest for hours without rest and the sun was starting to set. Hinata had become accustomed to being carried at some point and now was left to her own thoughts along the way.
'How can he carry me marching through this heat without showing any fatigue? Even Neji would have collapsed long ago. He seems so paranoid... like someone will pop out at any moment. He hasn't even responded to anything I've said since last night. I wonder if I should tell him my ankle is fine now?' She laughed lightly which caused Naruto to give her an annoyed look before resuming his scanning of the area.
"So now you decide to notice me? You could at least answer my questions." She waited again for a response. "Where are we going? Who was that shinobi from last night? Are there going to be more of them coming after me?"
Now Hinata was beginning to get really angry. A feeling she wasn't used to. She was perfectly content staying in the shadows at any other time, but for some reason she wanted Naruto to notice her.
"Say something! Here you have a half-naked princess in your arms who's completely at your mercy and you wont even look at me!" Hinata immediately clamped her hands over her mouth at the realization of what she just implied and blushed profusely. Her outburst had the desired effect however. Naruto's full attention was now on Hinata.
It took a moment for Naruto to swallow what the timid heiress had just said before giving into the thoughts that had been creeping into the back of his mind. Thoughts that a certain fox had been encouraging whilst Naruto fought it desperately.
"So, Your angry that I'm not paying attention to you? And this whole time perverted thoughts have been going through your mind?" Taunted Naruto
If possible Hinata became even more flushed. "N-no it just came out and... why have you been ignoring m-me."
"If it bothers you that much..." Naruto grinned broadly as he closed the difference between them. Hinata had just become aware that they had stopped and was being lowered softly into the grass.
Hinata opened her mouth to protest but was silenced by Naruto's own as he kissed her passionately. She stiffened immediately but relaxed as she felt how gently he was holding her. Naruto felt all of his frustrations go as he allowed himself to take her in.
His mouth moved over to her ear as he kissed just under it and slowly trailed them down her neck. His hands were not idle as one held her closely to him in his lap, and the other traced circles around her lower back.
Hinata's mind had gone hazy the moment Naruto began kissing and licking the sensitive areas on her neck. She vaguely noticed his hand move to her stomach and begin trailing circles there instead of her back. She heard herself moan as that devious hand began kneading her breast. The pleasure began to get even more intense as the world went dark around her.
"What the fuck she fainted again!?" Yelled Naruto incredulously. "God this girl has been way to sheltered. It looks like ill have to move more slowly next time." a mischievous grin forming across his face. He quickly set Hinata down and stood up straight as he sense someone moving quickly toward him. This person wasn't making any attempt at concealing themselves. This wasn't even a person naruto could feel it running on four legs. Naruto stretched briefly as he waited for this thing to arrive. There was no way he could outrun it with the princess unconscious.
Meanwhile At a Women's Bathhouse in Konoha
The usually feared and respected Copy Nin Kakashi of the Sharingan Eye stood powerless at the hands of one woman... The receptionist of the women's bathhouse.
"Go on! Shoo! This is a women's bath!" said the elderly woman with the feared mop closely on the heels of the Jounin. "And stay out!" She returned to her guard post muttering about perverted ninjas.
Kakashi sighed And sat at a nearby bench opening the latest copy of Icha Ihca Paradise which he'd read thirty times already. 'How am I ever going to find Jiraya?'
"It's a shame you had to have been trained by the fourth and not myself." Kakashi looked up to see Jiraya himself striking what he thought was a heroic pose. "You could have been a mighty warrior to our cause."
Kakashi stood up. "Jiraya I needed to talk to you about a bo-"
"Never Fear Kakashi!" Interrupted Jiraya. "It is well that you've finally decided to seek me out for training!"
"Actually I just wanted to-"
"Don't think I'm worthy of being your Sensei just yet huh? Well my pupil, watch as I get us into this sanctuary... the women's bathhouse!" Shouted Jiraya as he struck another 'heroic' pose.
"No I Just... You can really do that?" Kakashi asked in wonder.
Jiraya chuckled evilly. "My friend that's just where it begins."
In a Tree Outside The Women's Bathhouse
"I thought you said you would get us inside..." Said a depressed Kakashi who was sitting next to Jiraya looking down on the bath with one of Jiraya's binoculars.
Jiraya quit chuckling like a schoolboy for a moment to speak in a very serious and solemn tone. "I was not aware that this place was guarded by a demon of intense power and wisdom."
Meanwhile an old woman sneezed. "Oh. Someone must be talking about me."
Kakashi sighed. "Their so far away... and their all inside the water. I cant see anything."
"Then I shall show you a secret technique I have been developing in the name of research!" He flew through a few hand seals as Kakashi revealed his sharingan and watched wide eyedin anticipation. "Kiyoshi no Jutsu!"
About a hundred average frogs appeared and fell into military formations before saluting Jiraya.
"Go to the women's bath in the name of research! Your targets are... Their Towels!"
Kakashi watched in amazement as the frogs frightened the women from the water. They were running around trying to fetch their towels but the frogs were too much for them. They were forced to flee without them.
For the frogs it was a mission.
For the women it was chaos.
For the two with nosebleeds in the tree outside... it was Paradise.
After the 'attack' had subsided Kakashi turned to Jiraya with stars in his eyes and bowed deeply.
"Forgive me Sensei. I had doubted your skill."
"I will allow it to pass this time Kakashi. So long as you don't doubt my skill again." Suddenly Kakashi remembered what he had sought Jiraya for in the first place.
"Jiraya did you ever teach a boy that technique?" Jiraya looked thoughtful for a moment.
"Yes. He was a natural." Jiraya leaned toward Kakashi and whispered. "He didn't even need my techniques. He seduced women effortlessly."
"What was his name? And what did he look like?" asked Kakashi.
"He was a young blonde boy. His name was Naruto." Kakashi's eyes widened.
"Please tell me everything you know about him."
Back at the Forest
"Hinataaaa!" yelled the voice of a man riding a giant... Dog!? He looked to be about Naruto's age with red markings on his face. "You bastard! I'll skin you alive for hurting Hinata!"
With a cocky smile Naruto responded, "Well that all depends on what you mean by hurting." His grin widened, "She seemed to be enjoying it to me."
Naruto thought the shock on the boy's face was priceless as he took a couple sniffs of the air and picked up the arousal. Shock quickly turned into cold fury as he charged Naruto.
"You bastard! I'll make you regret you ever laid a hand on Hinata!"
Naruto laughed as he easily avoided the idiots unfocused attacks. He fought like an animal. Although the attacks had some power, there was no way he'd allow one of them to land.
"Ha ha, sounds like you've got a little crush on the princess here. But it's not surprising that she'd reject someone who smells like a dog!" Naruto taunted as he kicked the enraged boy away.
"That's the last straw... Akamaru! Transform!" The dog he was with turned into another copy of himself. Naruto smirked at the seemingly poor coverup for a henge. "Swallow this asshole! Gatsyuga!"
The two copies of the boy began swirling powerfully and they smashed toward him. Naruto jumped away from the boy's attack thinking the other was just a henge when it crashed into him with impressive force sending him skipping across the grass.
'Damn... I guess it was more than a henge..' Naruto's thoughts were cut short as the two living cyclones converged on him again. Naruto was just barely able to evade. 'Well it looks like its time to take this seriously.'
"Kage Bushin no Justu!" 10 clones formed and began working together to distract and attack the two when they hit the ground. This pattern went on for awhile where Naruto would simply create more clones for those that got destroyed and sit back among the trees.
'This guy really is an idiot. Oh well. He should be at his limit soon.' Sure enough the two stopped their relentless assault and began panting loudly. 'Honestly this guy even pants like a dog.' Naruto chuckled to himself as he jumped into the clearing.
"Well dumb ass it looks like its time to finish you off. Honestly the last one was much more of a challenge than you." The boy became visibly more angry. If that was even possible.
"I'll make you suffer for what you did to Shino."
"So Shino was the bug guy's name? Well you'd better decide how you can avenge the bug guy or the princess in your situation.
"Heh. I was just waiting for you to show yourself." He then took out two pills and swallowed one tossing the other to the dog. They both suddenly seemed to explode with energy. "Those are special soldier pills. Your finished now. Lets do it Akamaru! GAROUGA!"
Suddenly in a mass of chakra the two combined into a giant two headed wolf. They both roared with feral anger.
'Well now I've seen everything.' Naruto said to himself sarcastically as he began attacking coordinately with his clones. Two overhead were instantly rendered to smoke as the heads took care of them and several more were blown back by the force of the charge. 'Dammit! This is getting me nowhere.'
"Kiyoshi no Jutsu!" The beast turned its head toward the noise and noticed a frog nearly its own size covered in a thick armor and holding a large sword. "Haha lets see how you do against my battle toad!" He then leaned in and whispered to it. "Be careful. I imagine those jaws would even get through your armor. I just need you to buy me some time."
"As you command General." The frog responded before coiling for a tremendous leap which crashed directly into the beast like an oversized cannonball.
"Alright now that he's got him distracted. Its time to finish this." He called his remaining clones over and had them compile all their energy into the hand of himself and one other clone. Making the swirling mass larger and more powerful by the second he began to charge at the giant two headed beast from behind. Leaping into the air just as his frog warrior seemed to be at its limit dealing with the two furious heads. Naruto made eye contact with his summon and nodded. That was its cue to disappear. The beast seemed confused for a moment.
"Behind you!" Naruto yelled. It turned just in time to be see the massive ball of swirling energy rushing toward it. The two Naruto's thrust their arms forward. "Odama Rasengan!" The beast spiraled away at an incredible speed reducing every tree in its wake to splinters until it finally fell a hundred yards away.
"Damn these Konoha Ninja are a pain in my ass. Heh, he'll need more than a soldier pill for that one." He noticed Hinata begin to awaken. "Pfft all that and NOW she wakes up?" He walked over to her.
Hinata opened her eyes and watched Naruto walk up to her. She noticed her lack of clothing and quickly covered up blushing once again.
"Hehe it looks like the excitement was too much for you."Naruto teased as Hinata frantically put on her missing clothes. "Don't worry I wont try anything for a wile. I'm pretty worn out now." Hinata looked at him incredulously taking in how sweaty he'd become since she passed out. She took another look at herself on the ground, then again at him before her eyes opened wide in shock.
"Y-you... in my sleep?" She asked him with wide eyes. It took him a minute to realize what she meant.
"Huh? What are you... Oh NO! I didn't! I was fighting!"
"Waa to be asleep for my first time!" She whined.
"HEY! I didn't do anything! I was fighting this giant two headed dog and..." 'Aww fuck. She's never going to believe that. She's going to think I fucking raped her. AARRGH' But to his surprise she suddenly stopped whining and was looking at him intently.
"K-Kiba was here?" she asked slightly hopefully.
Naruto got annoyed with her. 'Che.. Why should I feel jealous?'
"If he's the short tempered dumb ass who smells like a mut yea. Too bad for you I already kicked your boyfriend's ass."
"He's not my-" Hinata began but Naruto cut her off while walking away.
"Whatever, lets get going. And don't try to tell me your damn ankle hurts."
Hinata looked around and decided she didn't want to be left alone in the forest. She quickly caught up to him trying to gauge his now emotionless face.
"Kiba isn't my boyfriend you know." Naruto's expression remained blank as he cooly ignored her once more. "His clan is near the Hyuuga's. We played with each other as kids, and I think he got a crush on me, but I never liked him like that." A light blush on her face for telling Naruto these things after what they had just done.
Hinata then became thought full. "I suppose he would get angry if he knew you slept with me in my sleep."
Naruto fell flat on his face. "I Didn't Do Anything!"
Ahh.. That really just flows when you get started. A little more comedy than I had intended, but I hope you liked it anyhow. It's a lot easier to write action or romance compared to comedy. I imagine I may get some new readers to this story so review and tell me who you want to see here! See Ya All Next Time!