Joren's POV
'Look at that - she's wearing something that I've never even seen before. Disgusting. How vulgar. Really. Look at her. She's showing her stomach! How can she even think of going out in that?
She has all the bastards in the camp staring at her. It's obvious she's a whore.' I couldn't stop looking at her. 'She's saying. Something. I'm. Bored… How queer. Still. She's got. Something. About her.' I shook myself. 'Stupid sluts there everywhere nowadays. You only have to look at Mindelan and the Lioness. Great. Now she's coming towards me. Really, where were Vinson and Garvey when you needed them?
Myanh's POV
'I'm so bored. Hey, everyone's looking at me. Must be my hair. Seems not many of the ladies have black hair. He's cute. So is he. Yuck, their wearing tights. He's cute. Damn, he's got someone hanging over him already. Wonder what her name is. I could do some serious damage about that. He's cute too. So many cute guys.'
I shook myself when I realised I was starting to drool. I wiped my mouth. 'Who's he? He's better looking than the rest. Strange hair though. And he's looking at me like a slapper! Which I most certainly am not. Mmm, blonde hair, long blonde hair. Must add him to my entourage, well, use him to start the Tortall branch of my entourage.
People are still staring at me. And why are they wearing such old clothes? Like, medieval. Someone should tell them we're in the twenty-first century. Oh, yeah, that's right. We're not. We're in Tortall. Corsets and such.' I smiled. How boring. "I'm bored." I said aloud.