"Joren! What are you doing here?" Myanh cried. Miliko and Shadi scowled, and Miliko's fingers sparked dangerously.
"I do not know. Why am I here?" Joren asked sarcastically.
"Yay! You like, so didn't just, like, grunt this time! That is so cool!" Myanh was dripping honey. And she didn't say it in a sarcastic way, either.
Grunt.
"Oh, Joren!" Myanh was almost crying.
Grunt.
"Excuse me, Squire Joren, what are you doing here?" The King asked, rather coldly.
"I came with a message from Sir Paxton of Nond." Joren said, bowing and handing the King a piece of parchment.
"Oh My God!! You use, like, parchment! How darling!" Miliko and Shadi winced. There goes a typical Myanh statement.
"Hey, Myanh, if you looked at the clothes, you'd see why they are all medieval. No, it must be later then that. I think they are the age later. Um, can't remember what that age is called though." Miliko bit her lip, thinking hard. Shadi scowled harder, and strangely, a bird flew in, and pecked Joren. It was a sparrow.
"Keladry." Miliko said coolly, as the tall squire came rushing in.
"Miliko." Kel's voice matched Myanh's for coolness.
"Kel?" Raoul sounded confused.
"Sir, there's a strange man outside, and he wants to talk to Miliko." Kel said, and Miliko went awfully pale.
"Shadi, if this is part of that damn spell, I'm gonna make you wish you were never born." Miliko remembered the fact that she had glimpsed her ex in the library. She couldn't think of it. It would be far too horrible.
"He says his names Kieran." Keladry continued. Miliko breathed a sigh of relief. It wasn't him.
"Thank God." Myanh said. She hated Jamie, Miliko's ex, even more than Miliko did. Myanh, however frowned, and there was a little popping sound.
"I don't think he's here anymore." Myanh said a little sheepishly.
"Myanh, choose a personality, and stick to it." Miliko growled.
"Why? Like, I don't have to, just cause you say." Myanh retorted, a glare now appearing on her face.
"You explained what government was just before, well, better than either of us could." Miliko said, thinking hard again.
"Government is a democratic system, where monarchy is an autocratic system, though less authoritarian than the Tsarist system." Myanh said.
"Um..." Miliko stared again.
"Myanh, stop doing that. Someone might think that you're smart." Shadi said.
"Why, Shadi, I do declare," Myanh said. Miliko and Shadi just looked confused, and Joren sprinted out of the tent, muttering about mad girls.
"Ladies, what are those clothes that you are wearing?" Sir Myles finally decided to speak up. All three girls looked down at their clothing, then at Sir Myles.
"What about our clothing? What are the clothes you're wearing? Huh? Huh?" Myanh asked, feeling hurt.
"Myanh, grow up. They all wear different clothing to us. It's a whole new world." Miliko yawned, before turning to Myles.
"It's a whole new world…" Shadi started singing. (A/N The song off Aladdin. I think they sing it on the carpet ride).
"Where we come from, these sorts of clothes are normal. You'd be either freaks, or you would be going to a dress up party," Miliko informed Myles. Myles leaned forward, interested.
"So, you all wear men's clothing?" Myles asked, and Myanh shook her head.
"No way," Myanh said vehemently. "That would be, like, disgusting."
Miliko shot a look at Myanh before explaining. "There is till a difference between men and women's clothing. Only females should wear flares, and only guys wear, well guys clothing. I would die if I saw some guy in a lycra top, or a skirt. Or tights, for that matter." At this, Miliko looked significantly at he legs of those males around her. None were wearing hose. She breathed a sigh of relief.
"Or a dress. I would scream if I saw a man in a dress." Myanh had to have her word.
"Right," Shadi said, and yawned.
"Men scream when they see Shadi. Not what she wears, they just have to see, well, Shadi." Miliko couldn't help but say.
"And I like to keep it that way. That is, until I can find a guy who can lose graciously. Kane totally lost when I beat him, when I was getting tested to get my black belt." Shadi said, a gleam in her eye.
"Oh? He just ran out crying when I beat him." Miliko said.
"Really? He just stalked out, with me. Of course, he did ask for it. He hit my face! My face!" Myanh, of course, only hurt people if they 'hurt' her.
"Hmm. 'Kay. What now? How to get revenge on Kane?" Shadi asked, hands twitching.
"We don't." Myanh said.
"For once, I agree with Myanh," Miliko said, a horrified expression on her face.
"Ladies, how can you change a subject so quickly? And what was that word you said earlier? Democracy?" Myles had no idea that they could change subjects much faster.
"Dunno," all three girls said in unison. Myles gave up. So, for that matter, did the King.