Inflitration- Lexaeus's room
At Lexaeus's door
Riku: Don't feel bad, Sora, I'll buy you some ice-
Sora: Really! With cherries and cookies 'n cream and-
Riku: ONLY IF... you be good for the rest of the day. OK?
Sora: YAY! Let's go!
Sora opens the door to reveal... a room full of country music memorbilia and rock collections.
Riku: (looking at the various posters) Patsy Kline, Tim McGraw, Tim Nelson, Tammy Wynett, what the hell?
Sora: Country music is the lowest for of music entertainment.
Riku: No, bluegrass is. I knew Lexaeus was a Texas-loving hick, but to like country? Eww!
Lexaeus: (walking in) And what's so bad about country?
Sora: Nothing! (laughs nervously) It's the greatest!
Riku: Listen Lexaeus, hate me all you want, but country SUCKS!
Lexaeus: WHAT?!? (charges at Riku)
Riku: (holds up the pass) Can't touch this-
Sora: Daa da da-da, da-da, da-da, can't touch this!
S,R,&L: (to the theme of "Can't touch this"- MC Hammer) Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-uh-oh-WHAT? Can't touch this!
Riku: Ok, now stop. What's with the pet rock?
Lexaeus: His name is Mr. Rocky and he's the fastest rock around.
Sora: But a rock can't move. How can he be fast?
Lexaeus:
You question the speed of Mr. Rocky?!
Sora: No! I'm sorry! Don't
hurt me!
Riku: OK, Mr. Rocky is the fastest rock around You're room checks out. Let's go, Sora.
Sora: Bye Mr. Country Hick/Texas lovin' Meat-head!
Lexaeus: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (charges at door)
Riku: Bye, Sora! (runs downstairs)
Sora: (running downstairs) I don't want a country hick to eat me!!!
Well, there's another inflitration. Nothing to say 'cause I'm sorta sleepy, (dude-a-facation, I'm sleepy, but gotta please the fans) Now turn the dial to Vexen!
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