Inflitration-Zexion's room

Dudeness, I type so much, (combined with playing video games 3-5 hours on a daily basis ain't helping) I'm gonna be like that duelist on Yu-Gi-Oh GX with carpal tunnel syndrome! The bad part about it is I don't even have internet! How I do this you ask? My school's computers! And I even don't get to use them everyday! So if I just abruptly stop pumping out stories, don't blame me. (rumors have it my phone's gonna get hooked back on so I can have internet, so hope for me!) Let me shut up and get on with it. (I talk too much, but I'm a Gemini, so it's in my nature)

At Zexion's door

Sora: Riku, I'm scared. Hold me. (grabbed Riku suddenly)

Riku: SORA! (pushed him against the wall and searched him for any money) I keep telling you, I don't like you like that!

Sora: No Riku, STOP! That's my last 20!

Riku: Sorry won't cut it. (grabbed the munny and dropped him) Now, to inspect Zexion's room-

Zexion: No one enters my room.

Sora: Ok, let's go.

Riku: No go. (holds up pass) King's orders.

Zexion: (steps in front of his door) No one enters my room.

Riku: Not even Xemnas-

Zexion: NO one.

Sora: Oh well, let's go-

Riku: Why not? What do you have to hide? What- is it messy? Does it stink?

Zexion:...

Sora: It is! It's the messiest, dirtiest, most stupified room ever!

Zexion: (a smirk played on his face) Do not enter. (left)

Riku: (w) C'mon, let's go in.

Sora: Wait! (puts on nose plugs) Ok!

When the two enter the room gives off an evil aura. The room is pitch black. As Sora turns on the light (which is a dark blue by the way), everything in the room deals with death, pain, sorrow, destruction and blood.

Riku: Whoa, he sleeps on a bed of nails, jagged nails at that!

Sora: Hey, fruit punch! (looking in the black mini-fridge) Type A, type O-, Type B+, Type AB, what kind of names are those?

Riku: Sora, that's blood.

And I need to stock up.

Riku: Huh? (turns around to see Zexion draining Sora of his blood) No WAY I'm letting you hurt him! (attacks Zexion who lets go of Sora)

Zexion: (licking the blood around his mouth) I told you not to enter.

Riku: How were you able to touch him? (reaching into his pocket to find both of the passes) Whoops.

Zexion: Imbecile. (taking a very large syringe and started to take even more blood from Sora) Don't worry, he won't turn into a vampire.

Riku: But I thought-

Zexion: you're correct. (straightening up after drawing 2 pints) But I am not a vampire.

Riku: Then why are you drinking blood?

Zexion: Because (pulling Riku's face closer to his so Riku could see how crazy he looked) it tastes good and I have gone insane thanks to the imbeciles in this castle. (w: mainly Demyx and Axel) Also, I've grown to the taste, it's delicious. Now get out of here before I bite your succlent, pulpy neck coarsing with fresh, (eying Riku's neck hungrily) sweet, tart, BLOOD!!! (tried to bite Riku)

Riku: (getting away from Zexion) NO! (grabbed Sora and ran out, closing the door in front of Zexion, who is laughing a crazed, pschycotic laugh) CRAP! huff huff Now I'm scared of him...huff

Sora: (rubbing his neck where Zexion bit him) Ow, dang, Riku, next time you give me a hickey, don't knock me out.

Riku: (vein pulsind on his temple) SORA! Keep on! (sigh) I swear, you keep on insisting we go together and I''ma kick your A-

Sora: Then who gave it to me?

Riku: Zexion sucked your blood.

Sora: AAAHHH!! But he's a scary, evil, gothic nobody!

Blood. Cool. Duuuuuude. Next...Luxord. (I'm gonna get carpal tunnel, just watch!)