Inflitration- Luxord's room
Riku: Ready Sora? (Incharging position)
Sora: Ready! 3, 2, 1-
S&R: CHARGE! (bursts through door)
Luxord: (playing online poker) YEAH! I just doubled my money! What the #&!!
Riku: (holds up pass) King's orders. Room inspection. So how much have you won?
Luxord: 999,999,999,999,999,992 munny by only betting one! And why are ya'll inspecting my room?
Riku: Don't know for sure, but-
Demyx: (ruinning down the hall) RUN! It's the evil heartless! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!
Luxord: Huh?
Sora: Whoops.
Riku: Let me guess. The camera/heartless you made?
Luxord: How can you turn a camera into a heartless?
Riku: Ask Sora. (studied the stacks upon stacks upon stacks of collectible cards)
Sora: Well, while we were in Vexen's lab I-
Luxord: Hold that thought. This fool think that he can beat me with two queens. Prepare to get royal flushed, sucka!
Riku: No WAY! You have a limited edition 1st edition secret ultra-parallel rare Dark Magician of Chaos! They only made two of these!
Luxord: Yeah, and I have both. YEAH! I just tripled my money!
Sora:(w) Riku, what are you doing!
Riku:(w) Shut up! He won't miss 2 or 3 cards, right?
Luxord: Hey! Put those back in the correct order!
Riku: RUN! (grabbed a whole handful and ran out)
Sora: (started to run out, but stopped) Quick question. If you like to gamble so much, then how come you don't have your own casino?
Luxord: Because the Superior said that I would win everyone else's money and I'll be the only one with money and everyone else would be po'.
Sora: Is it true?
Luxord:...yeah. Hey, he still has my cards!
Sora: Bye! (ran off)
Short, sweet, but not as sweet as the next room will be, which is Larxene's! Hope you remember who was her "secret admirer"! (To tell the truth, if I owned Wal-Mart, I would have about 999,999,999,999,999,992 too!)