Inflitration-Larxene's room
Riku: What took you so long?
Sora: Nothing. Let's go-
Axel: (to the theme of that Lil' Jon song "Let's Go"...I think that's what it's called) Let's go (echo: Let's go) If you want it you can get it let me know! (echo: Aight, aight, aight)
S&R: (sweat drop)
Larxene: (opens door) Axel, If you don't shut up I'll- huh? Why are you here?
Riku: Room inspection. King's orders. (holds up pass)
Larxene: So? Ya'll ain't coming in.
Sora: We'll tell you who you're "secret admirer" is!
Larxene: You guys know? I was wondering who kept sending these. (pointed to a 2ft. milk chocolate statue in her likeness)
Riku: Get that away from me! (hid behind Sora)
Larxene: What's wrong with him?
Sora: If he eats chocolate, he gets a little, "crazy"
Larxene: What, like "hyperactive"? Seeing Riku get hyperactive is like saying you saw Zexion wearing a pink, lacy dress singing the theme song to "Barney".
Axel: Oh really? Hey Riku, look! (opened her door to reveal a mountain of chocolate statues in Larxene's room)
Riku: (saw the mountain and his eyes grew wide) Ooooooh.
Sora: Why did you do that? Riku, no, don't lose control-
Riku: Already did! Aaahhahahaha!!! (ran in and started to devour the statues)
Axel: Whoa. I'm committing this to memory, by using Kodak! (snapped a picture)
Sora: Great. As soon as Riku ()who just ran out looking like a crazed, deranged lunatic with chocolate all over his mouth) leaves...I'll finish the inspection.
Axel: Are you inspectin' my room too?
Sora: Yeah.
Axel: Great. Might as well kill time by giving Riku more chocolate-hey there he is! Hey Riku! (in background you can hear Riku yelling out "chocolate" and laughing insanely)
Sora: (sighs) Oh well, he'll stop eventually. Larxene, what do you think of Vexen?
Larxene: A cold, crooked nose, book-worm old fart. Why?
Sora: He's your secret admirer. (holding one of her many plushies)
Larxene: Yeah right.
Sora: (now looking at her scrapbook) Shall I recite one of his poems?
Larxene: Why would he like me-
Sora: Oh Larxene, Larxene, your beauty is to the extreme. Your antenna-like hair so soft, so keen. Larxene, Larxene, oh won't you be mine? Your Gorgeous demeanor, so graceful, so divine-
Larxene: Stop! That is the most disgusting I've ever heard! I'ma kick his ass!
Sora: Before you go, Why is your room lit by candlelight when your element is thunder?
Larxene: Because the Superior said that I'm running up the electricity bill.
Sora: That's sad.
Larxene: I know.
Sora: Oh well, bye! (ran off)
Aw, ain't that cute! Wittle Vexy likes that hefer Larxene! Riku, I bet, you wouldn't expect him to be all twitch twitch (line of drool hanging from mouth) Aaaahahahahah!!!! hyperactive now would you, but it's true. (if I owned Kingdom Hearts it would, note that this is disclaimer 'cause I DON'T OWN ANYTHING!!!!!!!!) (but I wish I did) Next, Deeemyx!!!