Inflitration- Xaldin's room
Sora: (jumped on Riku in an attempt to put him in a headlock) Stop getting me in trouble! (started to squeeze his head)
Riku: Are you done?
Sora: (stopped) It...doesn't hurt?
Riku: No. (pushed Sora off) You ready? (opened the door to Xaldin's room)
It revealed-the most normal looking room they have seen so far. Except the fact that his lances are floating right in front of their faces and are flying towards them.
S&R:Aaahhhh! (slammed the door a little too late, which allowed the lances to get stuck in the wall behind them)
Sora: CRAP! Ok, next room. Riku? (looked behind him)
Riku: Well this is akward. (pinned to the wall by the lances) Get me down!
Sora: (t: Hmm...I could use this opportunity to the fullest...but Riku would be mad...or I could let him down and never get an opportunity like this again...No, just go for it!) Huh, where did he go? (a tap on the shoulder) Yeah?
Xaldin: I removed my lances and if you try to inflitrate my room again, I'll kill you.
Sora: I'd like to see you try. (Xaldin charged) Uh-oh.
Riku: (sneaking into Xaldin's room) Sora, turn around!
Sora: Huh? (ran in Xaldin's room and locked the door)
Xaldin: (banging on door) Get out here!
Larxene: Hey Xaldin, shut up!
Vexen: Please stop. Some of us are trying to do reasearch.
Larxene:And you! (ran over to Vexen and punched him square between the eyes) How dare you!
Vexen: OW! What did I do?
Larxene: The roses, the chocolate statues of me, that...that...POEM!
Vexen: (looking nervous) I don't know what you're talking about.
Sora&Riku: (shouting through Xaldin's door the rest of Vexen's poem) Larxene, Larxene, whn angered, your electricity can be seen. Your smile, your face, 'tis such a beautiful scene!
Xaldin: (stopped banging on the door) Wait-Vexen likes Larxene?
Axel: Does my ears decieve me? Or did I just hear that Vexy likes Larxenie?
Vexen: Crap. Uhh...Larxene?
Larxene: (electricity is shooting from her body) Grrrrrrrrrrr...
Sora&Riku: Larxene, for my love you are the only one, for it burns with the white hot intensity of a thousand suns! to be with you forever is my only dream, so let us be together, forever, Vexen and Larxene!
Xaldin: I can tell this isn't gonna be good. (banging on the door) Let me in!
Vexen: Well Larxene? (blushing) Won't you be mine?
Larxene: GRRRRAAARRRGGHHH!!!!! (jumped on Vexen and started to punch, bite, scratch, kick, bite and electrocute him repeaditely) What do I look like going out with an old fart like you! You're old enough to be my GRANDAD! (now trying to stab him to death-even though he won't die-why?-I don't know)
Axel: Sparks are flying in this heated battle!
Xaldin: What fight? (everyone winced when she amazingly power-bombed Vexen) Vexen's getting his ass kicked.
Axel: I know. And I got it all on tape. Thanks Kodak!
Larxene: Now leave me ALONE! (screamed then trwe a chair at his unconsiouses body and left)
Xaldin: Axel, you got to let me get a copy of that. Anyway, can I go in my room now?
Riku: Only if you let us survey it.
Xaldin: (sighs) Fine.
Sora: Ok! (opens door) Welcome Xaldin, to Xaldin's room!
Xaldin: Shut up. (puts his lances away and laid down on his bed) Tell me when you're done.
Riku: Your room is boring. (kicks the dresser) Just like you.
Xaldin: (vein pulsing on his temple) Then why are you still here?
Riku: (holds up pass) King's orders. Your room doesn't have one thing in it that's interesting.
Xaldin: Then why are you still here?
Sora: Whoa! There's a trapdoor under his bed!
Xaldin: Don't go in there.
Sora: You don't sound like you mean it, so...(opened the door)
Riku: Well? (looked inside) Playboy! Cool!
Sora: This thing is filled with porno!
Riku: Ain't that the truth. (looking through an issue and saw a big breasted girl) Ooooooo, can I keep this?
Xaldin: Why not. (picked up an issue)
Sora: Why are some of the pages sticky? And there's white spots-
Xaldin: Ok, get. (pushed them out)
Riku: Sora, you might wanna wash your hands.
Sora: why?
Riku: Think about it.
Sora: OK! (thinking...)...ewwwWWW!!!! (started to run around in circles)
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