Inflitration-Xigbar's room

Riku: C'mon Sora, you dunce.

Sora: I gotta wash my hands first!

Riku: Just lick it. It tastes like ice cream. (walking upstairs)

Sora: It does? (looked at his hands)

Riku: Why do you think it's creamy? (left)

Sora: Cool! (licked his fingers) Mmmm...it IS ice cream! Hey, wait for me! (ran upstairs)

Xigbar's door

Riku: (looking up) Now how am I supposed to get up to his room if the door is on the celing?

Sora: Hey Riku! (looked around) Where's the door?

Riku: (looked at Sora's spot free hands) Uh, Sora? I lied about the ice cream thing-

Sora: No you didn't! It was good!

Riku: Ew.

Xigbar: Oy! What's this now?

Sora: How do we get in your room?

Xigbar: What for?

Riku: (holds up pass) Room inspection. King's orders.

Xigbar: Well, looks like you're shit out of luck. (dissapeared)

Riku: Great. Now what? What are you doing?

Sora: I found a trapdoor! I think it leads o his room.

Riku: Good go, Sora! I'll call you the "Trapdoor Detector"! (went in)

Sora: Hee hee, cool! (went in)

Two flights of stairs and one landing later, the two entered the anti-grav room of the "Freeshooter". As they float around the room, they see bullet holes and light arrows everywhere. There is also a very shot up target of Larxene and a shot up desktop computer which is next to the very shot up dummy of Axel. (the Axel-dummy apparently got it's crotch shot off)

Xigbar: And how did you two get in here?

Sora: Why is everything shot up?

Riku: Because he has issues-

Xigbar: I DO NOT! (shot at Riku, who dodged in the nick of time)

Riku: Whoa! Didn't see that coming.

Xigbar: Sorry, I have anger mangement problems.

Riku: In oter words, isu-

Xigbar: Don't say it! (shot again, narrowly missing Riku)

Sora: Ok, I'm starting to like floating in the air. (started to do somersaults in mid-air)

Riku: I guess it is. (started to do backflips)

Xigbar: Oy! This isn't a fun house!

Sora: I bet I can do more somersaults than you!

Xigbar: You're on!

And all three of them were flipping in the air until-

Racexma: Re-instate termination sequence. T-minus 10...9...8...7...

Xigbar: (after his 10th flip) What the? (Sora threw up) Oy! You cleaning that up!

Riku: Ha ha, it's the camera/heartless that Saix almost killed!

Racexma: ...4...3...2-Saix! Where!

Xigbar: Not this time, bub. (shot and finally destroyed Racexma, causing a massive explosion which blasted Sora, Riku, and Xigbar flying out the room and into Xemnas, causing a major collision. (mind you, Sora, Riku, and Xigbar are black and crispy thanks to the explosion)

Xemnas: Unhh...what hit me? (got up and looked down) No.2.

Xigbar: (looked up) Huh, uh-oh.

Riku: (dizzy, eyes spinning) Heeeeeeeey, it's the last room!

And that's what exactly it is! Xemnas is the final installment of Inflitration, so DUDENESS! Review please. (just clicky the buttony and writy to meey)