Inflitration-Xemnas's room

Xemnas: What are you all doing in my castle?

Xigbar: Absolutely nothing excpt getting blown up by some camera/heartless. (dissapeared)

Xemnas: What?

Sora: Hey, let us look in your room.

Xemnas: Why?

Riku: (still dizzy) Room's orders. King's inspection. (held up the pass upside-down)

Xemnas: No. I don't care what that meddlesome king says, so leave if you do not whish to die a horrible death.

Sora: Please?

Xemnas: NO! LEAVE!

Riku: What the hell are you? (looking into the private room of Xemnas) Some kind of transexual? I mean-

Xemnas: (trying to close the door) You little cretin! I'll-

Axel: Hey, there's a pink light coming from Xemnas's room. I wonder why?

Roxas: C'mon! Now's our chance! He can't stop all of us!

And that yell caused the entire Organization, Sora and Riku to bomb-rush Xemnas's door, causing it to burst open and reveal what Xemnas was hiding. Barbie. Hundreds of them. The cars, dream houses, the different collectible bicentinneal versions, you name it. He had one copy of every single Barbie doll ever made, including the Ken and friends variations. That was one side of the room. The other was dedicated to Star Wars. Figurines, LEGO sets, every light saber, even the Darth Vader helmet (which was tailored to fit him and only him) and a life size statue of Darth Maul.

Xemnas: ...(blushing slightly) I can explain.

Extreme sweat drop

Axel: Must I say it? (taking out a Kodak camera and taking pics) Kodak!

Xemnas: That's it. Get out, all of you!

Zexion: And you call me strange.

Xigbar: I always knew he was talking to Marluxia too much.

Marluxia: (pissed off) He stole MY exclusive bicentinneal uber-rare Summer Beach Barbie with Summer Beach Ken included!

Sora: I got all this on tape and there's nothing you can do about it. So, HA! Nyah-nyah nah nyah-nyah!

Riku: Uhh Sora? (backing away from the intensely infuriated Xemnas)

Sora: Let's get this info back to the King on the double-

Xemnas: (shaking with anger) You will not leave here.

Sora: First you want us to leave, now you don't. Make up your mind, already! C'mon, Riku. Riku?

Riku: (left)

Xemnas: DIE!!!

Sora: Mama!

And the whole entire castle erupted in black flames, then was engulfed in darkness, which competely destroyed the castle. Sora survived, if not the royal pass were in his pocket he would have died. The camera and the film was decimated.

Luxor: What the hell? My CARDS! NOOOOOOO!

Axel: Now ya'll see how my room feels.

When Sora got out from under the rubble, he saw Xemnas kneeling in front of a blackish-pink pile. From under the pile, a single plastic arm stuck out, slowly melting.

Sora: Sorry.

Xemnas: Just leave, dammit.

Sora: Maybe I can pay for it-

Xemnas: The only you can pay for it is with your life.

Sora: (left)

Xemnas: Damn. ( a single tar fell down his face, even though he can't really sorry for the dolls and figurines)

Axel: Xemnas, (placed his arm around Xemnas's shoulder) Got it memorized?

Shut. The Hell up.

At Disney Castle

Riku:...and that's when Sora infuriated Xemnas causing him to...destroy the footage.

Mickey: All of it?

Sora: I am SO sorry, Your Majesty.

Mickey: Well, this is a problem.

Riku: I apoligize as well, Your Majesty.

Cloud: (walking in) Sir, don't tease them any longer.

S&R: What do you mean?

Mickey: You see, I knew this mission was going to be rough, so I asked Cloud and Leon to complete the mission a week earlier.

Sora: What? But, why did you send us then?

Mickey:... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...I don't know.

Riku: WHAT THE FUC- (left)

Cloud: Heh heh, I guess he took it a little hard.

Mickey: Riku, I meant to give you something to do! It wasn't all initentionally! RIku? Riku?

And that ends "Inflitration". I hope you liked the story! Please review for finale, I'd love to hear from ya!

P.S. Writer's block is a pain in the neck. It sucks!