Ed #1: I smell cut scenes from this...
Me: Yeah well, they'll end up in the next chapter.
Al: What kind of stuff did you cut out?
Me: Look at the title of this chapter and let your imagination run free.
Al: You're scaring me again...
Me: Good.
(Quick Note: I apologize for any misspellings, grammatical errors, and what not in this chapter, I didn't exactly have Spell Check availible when I wrote this...)
Disclaimer: Me no own! Me no own! Me no own! Whaaaaaaaaa! (sobs horribly)
Chapter 4: Wrong in so many ways...
"Seriously, what's wrong?" asked the new girl, approaching Winry.
Al stared at the girl. "Niisan..." he mumbled, "I have a Neesan..." The girl looked up at him and huffed.
"Of course," she spat, "what else would I be?" She looked back over at Winry and smiled gently. "Now, please, tell me what's wrong?"
"YOU'RE WHAT'S WRONG!" shouted Winry, pointing a shaky finger towards the girl. "Why are you a girl? WHY? First you're flirting with me like I was the last woman on the planet. And now you're a GIRL! What have you done with the REAL Chibi-chan?"
In a second, the new girl snapped. "CHIBI-CHAN?" she screamed at the top of her lungs. "Don't call me a pipsqueak, or microscopic, or--"
"She didn't say any of that, Neesan!" cried Al, trying to calm down his, err...sister. "But really, how can you prove that you're the real Edward Elric? Especially if Edward is a boy's name?"
"Where're you getting 'Edward' from? I'm Edwina. But, as you already should know, you can call me Eddi." Al and Winry stared at Eddi for a moment. Then, Winry turned away and began to recontimplate her 'I am dead' theory.
"Phew!" sighed a voice from the other end of the bar. "I think I finally lost them. Try taking ME back to Central, will they?" Eddi, Al, and Winry stared at the small boy entering the tavern. Winry stared the longest. She IS dead, by all means, she IS dead. Or at least Ed would be when this was all done and over.
"EDWAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRDDDDD!" she screamed, flying at the boy. She pounced on him and pinned his arm and legs to the floor with her own. "What the hell is going on?" she asked darkly, leaning down on him, inches from his face.
He thought for a moment. "...What I wished for on my eigth birthday?" he asked hopefully. Winry was taken aback, then she noticed the awkward postion they were in. She "ugh"ed with disguest and quickly removed herself from him like he was diseased. Ed sat up and sighed. "It's been eight years and my wish STILL hasn't come true..."
"I know what you're thinking and its WRONG." hissed Winry, completely disguested. "Now," she cleared her throat and turned to both Eds. "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?" she shrieked. Everyone in the small bar dropped what they were doing and turned to her. Winry stopped flailing her arms and glanced around her. She blushed, shedidn't meanto cause a comotion.
"If you're down making fools of yourself," came a voice from a boy entering the tavern. "Then I think it'd be in everyone's best interest if you followed me." He turned and headed back out the door and into the street. Winry stared after him, mouth agape.
"This just can't be happening..." she mumbled in total shock. Al patted her back and ushered her and his siblings after the new boy.
"Make up you're mind," whispered Al, "are you my Neesan, or my Niisan?" He shook his head and wondered if this new Ed would be smarter than the other two. He had no idea...
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Al: Yay! Niisan's smart now!
Ed #3: Oh please, you can not possibly contimplate the extent of my vast knowledge and understanding of things. In fact, it is competely irrelivant that I explain myself to you.
Al: ...I miss the stupid Niisan. At least I could understand him...
Ed #1: And that's the glory of me.
Eddi (Ed #2): He just insaulted you.
Ed #1: He did?
Eddi: Ugh... Just review, and maybe this'll get intelligent quicker...
Ed #3: With me in here, there is more than enough inteligence to go around.
Eddi: Maybe it'll just down the ego, how's that, Mr. Smarty-Pants?
Smarty-Pants Ed: I say, did you just change my name?
Flirty Ed: Ha ha! Serves you right!
Smarty-Pants Ed: She changed yours too, y'know.
Flirty Ed: AH! I fell so violated...
Chick Ed: Ugh... you're BOTH idiots...
Me: Now...review!