A/N: (superhero music) Lalalalaaaaaaa! Here you have it! Episode 3! Enjoyyyyyyy!
Sylvia: (sitting at the hotel breakfast area reading the comics and quietly chuckling to herself)
Lucas: (walks into the breakfast area and notices Sylvia and walks over)
Sylvia: (trying not to laugh too hard at a comic)
Lucas: (interrupting) you're a morning person?
Sylvia: (jumps and puts hand over heart) LUKE! You scared me!
Lucas: (small shy smile) oops… sorry… (Pulls out chair opposite her and sits)
Sylvia: (steadies her breathing) so… how are you?
Lucas: I'm good… what are you laughing at? It's not me is it?
Sylvia: What? Oh you? No! Comics! LOOK! (Points at comics)
Lucas: (turns and reads comics with Sylvia)
(Both start to laugh as Wren, Kailee and Rae walk in)
W+K+R: (things like) Hey Sylvie! 'Morning Luke! (Etc)
Lucas: Good morning!
Wren: (pulling up a chair) So. What's on the itinerary for today?
Kailee: (sitting opposite Wren) we're going to Waldorf!
Wren: (snorts) WALDORF!
Kailee: yep!
Rae: (from her seat beside Sylvia) Yeah… cause THAT'S cool…
Sylvia: Rae! It'll be lots of fun!
Rae: Says you. Anyway… why did we have to get (yawns) uh-uh-uh up so early?
Sylvia: Rae… stop complaining. Its not even that early!
Rae: Hey! A girl needs her beauty sleep!
Lucas: uh huh… besides! Just be glad you aren't in school!
Rae: Point taken. (zips lips)
Wren: (Yawns) So… Waldorf today? What are we doing?
Kailee: It's a mystery!
Rae: uh huh… you're just too lazy to get your itinerary out again!
Kailee: (shifty eyes) maybe….
(Andy and Derek walk in and Kailee immediately stops talking)
Andy: (yawns) morning! (Plops himself down on seat next to Wren)
Derek: (Says nothing but takes the seat next to Kailee)
Kailee: Hey Derek! (excited)
Derek: (mumbles with sarcasm) hello to you too.
Kailee, Rae, Sylvia, Wren and Lucas: (all look confused/ befuddled/ worried)
Andy: (pretends not to know what's going on)
Kailee: Jeepers! Someone's grumpy in the mornings!
Andy: (sarcastically) yeah… that's it… (is bright and cheerful again) So! Anyone up for breakfast! (Grabs Wren's hand and drags her to the breakfast table)
Wren: (sarcastically) Sure. I'm ready for breakfast! (Looks at Andy and glares) Andrew
Exton! What in the name of all that is holy was THAT about!
Andy: urm… something's… happened…
Wren: (gives Andy a look) what sort of thing….
Andy: Some thing HUGE!
Wren: (hissing) Andy!
Andy: well… now… lets just… say… that… Kailee has done something to put Operation Chocolate Chip Moon on hold for a while…
Wren: Operation… Chocolate… Chip… OH! WHAT?
Andy: Slow in the morning aren't we?
Wren: Shut it Exton.
Andy: Grumpy too! (mock surprise)
Wren: Oh Shush! I'm trying to think…
Andy: (muttering) apparently not one of your strong suits…
Wren: (ignoring him and picking up a slice of cantaloupe) so… Kailee… did something… and now Derek's cross with her? But… what did she do…
Andy: Well… you know that thing that Liam told us…
(Jill and Garth walk over to breakfast buffet table and watch them with curiosity)
Wren: Yes… that thing about T- (gets cut off)
Andy: Yes…. That thing…
Wren: But I… don't see how… unless… NO!
Andy: YES!
Wren: So she knows!
Andy: Hah… she more than knows… She…
Jill: (cuts in) aww! They're just like an old married couple!
(Wren and Andy stare at Jill like she has 2 extra heads)
Wren: (blinks) I'm sorry… WHAT!
Andy: (ears begin to turn red)
Garth: Come on… you were finishing each other's sentences!
Andy: (Confused) What…
Wren: (more confused then Andy) we were?
Jill: um… YEA!
Garth: (mocking) but she!
Jill: and then he…
Garth: NO! did she?
Wren + Andy: (Stare blankly at Jill and Garth)
Wren: really…
Andy: are we…
Wren: that bad?
Garth: (ignores that comment) Now… remind me again? How long have you known each other?
Wren: What does that have to…?
Garth: 3 years? 5 maybe?
Jill: five might be stretching it…
Wren + Andy: (simultaneously) 15 years.
Jill: AWWWW! That is just SO cute!
Wren + Andy: (inching away from Jill and Garth)
Andy: So we'll see you guys… um… later?
Wren: (fake laugh) (when out of earshot) Well… that was an interesting conversation….
Andy: Indeed…
Wren: (slowing down as they get closer to the table) so… you never told me exactly what she did…
Andy: oh… (out of the corner of his mouth) she kissed him.
Wren: (big eyes) really… that poses a problem… (Sits down next to Sylvia)
Lucas: What poses a problem?
Andy: (sitting down beside Wren) Oh… heh… heh…you know… the fact that… (elbows Wren)
Wren: (glares at Andy) the fact that we forgot to… to… to…
Rae: (pipes up) what your hands before eating! Tsk. Wren! I'm ashamed! (pretends to be motherly) Come Wren darling! And Sylvia! You'd better come too! You haven't washed your hands after touching those disgusting comics! Poor dears… (herds Sylvia and Wren out the door yelling:) OH! THE BACTERIA! (stops just outside door and glares at Sylvia and Wren) What's going on?
Sylvia: (Wide eyes) I have NO idea…
Wren: heh heh… well… you… know that talk Kailee was supposed to have had with TJ about her not liking him… well… it turns out… they didn't do much… urm… talking…
Sylvia: Meaning….
Wren: meaning… the chocolate chip moon is in danger!
Sylvia: (Wide eyes)
Rae: The chocolate chip moon! What planet are you from!
Wren: (laughing) yes… planets… Agent Sylvia and I have been sent here from the planet of chocolate to protect the earth from the evil demons from the planet of CHEESE!
Rae: Oh boy… (Ignores Wren's ranting) Sylvia…..
Sylvia: I'm not really… at liberty… (Rae glares at her) YIPES! OK! OK! The CCM is a plan! THE master plan in fact!
Wren: (stops ranting at the word plan)
Rae: (gasps) you made a PLAN! Without ME?
Sylvia: yes…
Rae: I don't suppose you were going to tell me about it…
Wren: we can now…
Rae: (icily) fine. Go.
Wren: you see… it's a Kailee/ Derek plan… and it involves a lot of doors… and locks… and dark rooms… (Nods) not that it matters now anyway… It won't work…
Rae: And why not?
Wren: Because she kissed TJ!
(back in breakfast hall)
Mr. T: Alright! SILVERWOOD! Today we're going to the Waldorf International Academy for the Arts for a tour, and then, for all of you shoppers out there… we're going to the mall.
Alexis: (chanting quietly) Shopping! Shopping!
Mr. T: I want all of you on the busses at 8:15! Silverwood! Move out!
(Shuffle as chairs are put away)
(Kailee, Rae, Sylvia and Wren)
Kailee: I wonder what's wrong with Derek! He doesn't seem himself!
Rae: (sarcastically) Wonder why that is Kai?
Kailee: (confused) what…
Wren: So how was your little "chat" with TJ yesterday? Did you tell him the truth?
Kailee: WHAT? (Embarrassed) You're changing the topic!
Sylvia: (quietly) no she's not…
(All four girls reach the door to the stairs, pull it open and begin to climb)
Kailee: Yes she is! What does TJ have to do with Derek?
Wren: urm… a lot!
Rae: What exactly happened yesterday Kai?
Kailee: Wait… what do you… know?
Wren: (innocently) Know! Know what? Are we supposed to know something?
Kailee: (shakes head) Oh… well it just seemed like you knew something… that's all…
Sylvia: SO YOU DID! You know…. (realizes what she was saying) OH! NO! I mean…
Kailee: (stops and rounds on other three) you DID know! Who told you?
Rae + Sylvia: Wren…
Wren: Hey! I heard it from a friend of a friend of a friends friend? No wait… that's wrong… from a friend of a friend! Hah! That works!
Kailee: From… Andy?
Wren: (a little too quickly) No. Well… yes… but he heard it from Derek… who saw you… in the middle of the hall where anyone could see really… Infact… I'm surprised that it's not all over the band by now…
Kailee: Oh boy…
(Band on bus: Kieran, Alex and Gavin are all singing acapella)
Hannah: Do they EVER shut up!
Albert: my guess… is… (waits a minute) Nope.
Hannah: one of these days I'm going to go crazy!
Albert: (hand on heart) I plead the fifth!
Hannah: but… Al… we're in Germany…
Albert: So? Anyway… what's wrong with Tuck?
Hannah: oh… he's sulking again…
Albert: Again! Why!
Hannah: Oh come ON! Tucker's sad because Wren hasn't talked to him today!
Albert: Oh brother.
Alexis: (turns around in chair + whines) Hannah! Tuck's sulking again! He's such a PARTY POOPER!
Hannah: I KNOW! We need to stick him in a closet so that no one can see him sulk!
Alexis: (light bulb goes on) GOOD IDEA! Now the problem is finding a closet!
Tucker: (sulkily) I can hear you, you know…
Larke: (Who is sufficiently annoyed at Tucker's sulking) FOR GOD'S SAKE TUCKER WOODE! WOULD YOU DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT?
Tucker: But…
Alexis: (grabs tucker's hand and drags him over to where Wren and Andy are sitting) Tucker has something to say! (bounces off)
Wren and Andy: (look expectantly at tucker)
Tucker: um… well… nice day isn't it?
Andy: THAT'S what you wanted to say!
Wren: (punches Andy's arm) don't be so mean!
Andy: but…
Wren: (Gives Andy a look then turns back to Tucker) anything else you wanted to tell me?
Tucker: um… urm… well… no… but… you look really nice today Wren! (hurries back to his seat)
Wren: um… okay? (calls) Thanks!
Andy: (staring at Tucker)
Wren: Andy?
Andy: (blinks and turns to Wren) Yessum?
Wren: umm… nevermind…
Andy: okay
Wren: wait were you… (Interrupted)
Mr. T: OK guys… settle down… Ms. S and I are going to go talk with the principal and director from the school so don't cause any trouble while we're gone!
Alexis: Of COURSE not sir!
Mr. T: Especially you Alexis! (slightly joking but also partially serious)
Alexis: (smiles angelically)
Mr. T: We shouldn't be more than 10 minutes…
(Flash to Sylvia who is reading Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants)
Lucas: (wanders over) what are you reading? (no response) Syl?
Sylvia: (blinks and looks up) Sorry… did you say something?
Lucas: (smiles to himself) what are you reading?
Sylvia: oh! Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants!
Lucas: good?
Sylvia: VERY! Kind of a girl book though…
Lucas: (chuckles) I see… so it's a book about pants?
Sylvia: (light blush) it's really good! And they're MAGIC pants!
Lucas: oh? (Raises eyebrows) can you pull a rabbit out of them?
Sylvia: Not THAT kind of magic!
Lucas: (laughs) I was just kidding!
Sylvia: (pouts)
(Derek storms by)
Lucas: WOAH! Who stole HIS breakfast?
Sylvia: His what?
Lucas: nevermind… but what's up with him?
Sylvia: um… (pretends to think hard) girl problems maybe?
Lucas: Probably… only a pretty lady could cause THAT frown…
Sylvia: hey! Was that implying something!
Lucas: What! Implying something? Nooooo… (looks around)
Sylvia: (intends to lightly smack him but ends up brushing his arm)
(they both look at each other for a moment then quicklu look away and become fascinated with things outside of the bus while blushing)
(bus quiets)
Jill and Garth: THE DYNAMIC DUO!
(everyone turns to look at them)
Jill: did… everyone hear… that?
Everyone: (choruses) YES!
Garth: Well stop eavesdropping!
Madison: You make it awfully difficult!
(everyone laughs)
Jill: (pouts)
(everyone goes back to talking.)
(TJ and Derek)
TJ: (whistling cheerfully)
Derek: (noticing the only seat left on the bus beside TJ- Growling) Can I sit here?
TJ: Good morning to you too! And how are you this sun shiny morning?
Derek: Sunshine! I SEE NO SUNSHINE!
TJ: But… it's right outside! It's a beautiful day!
Derek: (Forced smile) uh huh… if you say so… (Mumbles incoherently)
TJ: (confused) But! (points out window) see? LOOK! SUN!
Derek: (looks out the window to see the clouds covering the sun. whips around to give TJ a slightly POed look.)
TJ: but… it… was… (trails off pitifully)
Derek: (sarcastic) sure…sure…
TJ: um… (gestures wildly with his hands away from Derek) I'm… gonna… go now…
Derek:(glares daggers at TJ's back, then slumps dejectedly and puts his hands in his head)
(Percussionists)
Adelaide: I'm bored.
Hayden: Me too!
Adelaide: And… when you say bored… you really mean you miss our darling Patricia?
Hayden: well… yeah…
Adelaide: (ranting) is this like spring fever or something! Why is everyone so lovey-dovey, mushy and fluffy this time of year?
Alexis: I'm not!
Adelaide: (gives her a look) ooh… darlin' you're a sap all year round….
Alexis: (looks around innocently) That is SO not true!
Wayne: Actually… it is…
Alexis: Not helping Wayne!
Wayne: (shrugs) sorry!
Adelaide: HA! I win! Anyway… all y'all lovesick puppies are making ME sick!
Hayden: Thanks Addie… we love you too!
Adelaide: I know you do! (wide grin)
(Mr. T and Ms. S board the bus.)
Mr. T: Alright guys! The band director is waiting inside to give us the grand tour. So hush up, and hop off! And you don't need to bring anything with you.
(everyone gets off bus)
(Freddy randomly singing)
Charlie: AHHHH! My ears! THEY'RE BURNING!
Diego: (eating a banana) Yeah… really… Freddy… can you spell T-O-N-E-D-A-F!
Freddy: Apparently better then you can! (Randomly singing spelling tone deaf correctly)
Charlie: (looks at Diego's banana) Hey! Where'd you get that?
Diego: (looks at Charlie funny) my… Pocket!
Charlie: (somewhat stunned) You have a banana tree growing in your pocket! DUDE! Does that mean you have a hot dog tree in the other one?
Diego: What the heck!
Charlie: Well… you had a hot dog yesterday… (looks embarrassed and mutters to himself)
Diego and Freddy: Right…
Mr. T: Alright you bananas!
Charlie: AHHH! THEY'RE ATTACKING! RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!
Mr. T: right… (ignores Charlie) So! Everyone! This is Mr. Kaiser, he's the band director here at Waldorf Academy.
(everyone claps politely)
Mr. Kaiser: Alvight Silvervood! Follow me! Here at Valdorf… (goes on randomly talking about the school)
(1 hour later – Wren, Andy, Kailee, Sylvia, Rae and Lucas)
Andy: (whispering) My GOD! This is the worst tour EVER!
Wren: (bored voice, also whispering) Andy… pay ah ah ah (yawns) attention!
Andy: (Gives Wren a look) uh huh…
Wren: fine you're right! It's the worst tour ever!
Andy: Well… it can't be worse then the time that Miss. Christie took us to the cheese factory!
Wren: (giggling quietly) oh! Yes! That was bad! I'd forgotten! (remembering) You fainted because the stench was so bad! (shaking with compressed giggles) They had to carry you out on a stretcher!
Rae: Say WHAT?
Wren: heh nevermind… it was in the 4th grade anyway… it doesn't matter.
Mr. K: Alvight students. Vee haff veached zee end uf zee tour.
(random sighs of relief)
Mr. K: Iff you vill now follow me… ve haff some schedules to hand out to you.
(all trot to office)
Mr. K: I vill call out your names and you vill come and get zee schedule. Brown, Michael, Carter, Sloane, Collins, Adelaide, Evans Ven, Everly, Inoke, Exton, Andrew… etc.
(Silverwood milling around after all the names have been called.)
Andy: alright miss. Ven... Let's see what you have.
Wren: (shows him the schedule) Chemistry, History, English and Music.
Andy: (looks) wel… it seems that we have all of out classes together!
Wren: Really? That'd be a surprise.
Andy: (laughs) yep. Oh! Der! (goes to catch up with Derek and look at his schedule)
Derek: Biology, History, Math and music.
Andy: that's not so bad… history and music together.
Wren: (comes back from examining Kailee, Rae and Sylvia's schedules) (to Derek) Huh. You have the same one as Kailee. (Turns to Andy) Rae and Sylvia are with us!
Liam: (comes bounding in TJ in tow.) WREN! WREN! What do you have!
Wren: (winces) Chem, History, English and Music.
Liam: (looks downcast) aw! The only thing that we have together is English! Well an music of course! Me n TJ here have physics, math, English and music! In that order.
Wren: (inward sigh of relief) gee Liam… that's too bad!
Liam: (dejected) yeah…
(Gavin, Alex and Kieran)
Gavin, Alex, and Kieran: (singing) We have…
Gavin: Biology!
Alex: History!
Kieran: Mathematics!
(All three) Aaaaaand! Music!
(Horns)
Tucker: Chemistry… History… English… and Music! That doesn't sound too bad! Anyone have chem first?
Albert and Oliver: We do!
Tucker: Anyone ELSE have chem first?
Alexis: Nope!
Hannah: we have biology!
Tucker: oh… (wanders over towards Wren and gang) Soo… (looks pointedly at Wren) what do you have? I've got chemistry, history, English and music.
Andy: (pipes up) me n Wren n Rae n Sylvie all have classes with you too then!
Tucker: (sarcastically) oh… THAT'S just wonderful…
Sylvia: (has a knowing and wary look on her face)
Rae: umm.. right, so what's happenin' next?
Ryan: (overhears) you are baby, you are.
Wren: dot.. dotdot… dot dot dot… OK. THAT was random…
Rae: Aw Ryan. That was nice! (puts hands over heart)
Adelaide: (walking by) oh NO! Not ANOTHER PUKE BAG MOMENT! That's what I was trying to get AWAY FROM! (runs the other way)
Ms S: Alright guys! It's the BIG one! The one we've all been waiting for!
Skye: OOOH! A meteorite!
Ms S: Urmm… not exactly…
Alexis: Shopping!
Ms S: Yes! Hop on the busses!
Alexis: Woohoo! SHOPPING! SHOPPING! SHOPPGIN!
(everyone gets on the bus and it is now about noon – Kailee gets on the bus last – everyone already sitting with someone: hence Kailee must sit with TJ)
Kailee: So… it's a beautiful day outside…
TJ: Yeah… says you…
Kailee: What's happened! You seemed so cheerful this morning!
TJ: Yeah… that was before I got my schedule. All of my classes with Liam! And nothing with you!
Kailee: well.. music…
TJ: well except that..
Kailee: It's not that bad! You'll live, won't you?
TJ: I don't know… (sighs)
Kailee: Oh! Don't be silly! You'll be just fine!
TJ: If you say so… (tentatively grabs Kailee's hand)
Kailee: (worriedly looks around) Yes… I say so…
(Wren, Andy, Sylvia, Rae) (all get off the bus beginning of Shopping by BNL plays)
Andy: See, this is why Derek's in such a sunshiney mood!
Wren: Oh boy… but what happened… she's liked him since FOREVER! Derek I mean…
Sylvia: Beats me…
Rae: Maybe she just feels bad for TJ?
Sylvia: Rae!
Wren: Hmm.. I don't know… but… I have an idea… of how we can tell for sure…
Andy: And what would that be Einstein? (Wren hits him) OW!
Wren: Pay attention! I'm only going to tell you this once so listen up! (whispers – all gathering as close as possible)
Rae: We should do WHAT!
Andy: I think it's a great idea!
Sylvia: (muttering) I'll bet you do!
Andy: Well it is! The CCM will be a great way to tell if Kailee still likes Derek!
Rae: I thought we cancelled the CCM thing?
Sylvia: Well yeah… but if Kai ever finds out…
Andy: That's why she doesn't…
Wren: I like the way you think!
Andy: Thank you!
Sylvia: Ok. Fine. Even I have to admit it's a genius plan!
Andy and Wren: We know!
Wren: But without you Syl… it would just be random ideas!
Rae: And without me…?
Andy: but… you… didn't…
Wren: And without Rae…(thinks) we wouldn't have anyone to help us pull this off! Alright team! We all have our assignments?
All: Sir, yes sir!
Rae: Subject: Kailee. Mission: get her away from TJ, and closer to Derek. Sir!
Wren: Very good. Andy?
Andy: Subject: Derek. Mission: Try to get him to stop moping! If that doesn't work, we rendezvous back here! SIR!
Sylvia: And me, well, I'm logistics! Anything goes wrong come and meet with me! Sir? Ma'am? Oh, I don't know…
Wren: So… that leaves me to go with either Rae or Andy. Logistics?
Sylvia: Andy. Go with him. Derek's in an AWFUL mood… He'll need help… and I'll go with Rae!
Wren: Alright. We will meet back here at… (Looks at watch) three…
Sylvia: (hissing) 15:00 hours! 15:00 hours!
Rae, Wren and Andy: (roll eyes)
Sylvia: Fine! Troops! Move out! Remember, 15:00 hours! (goes with Rae to find Kailee)
(Wren and Andy head off to find Derek)
Wren: If I were a Derek, where would I be?
Andy: He can't have gone too far… we just got off the bus…
Wren: Yeah… but still…(begins looking over the balcony)
Andy: Well… maybe he's with Lucas? Or Kieran?...
Wren: (spots Derek) Nope, even better! He's right there! By himself and heading to… Chapters! GO!
(Andy and Wren run down stairs from the fourth floor to the first, reach Chapters and inconspicuously hide behind bookshelves until they find Derek in the fantasy section)
(Wren and Andy emerge from behind bookcases)
Andy: Oh! Hey Derek! Fancy meeting you here!
Derek: (gives Andy a funny look) yep. (glares at Wren)
Wren: Well!... I'm going to go look for that book I've been looking for… See y'all later! (goes to another section)
Andy: (gives Wren a questioning look) Alright…(rounds on Derek) What in the world is the matter with you?
Derek: (shrugs) Nothin..
Andy: My god Der'! It was probably nothing!
Derek: (outburst) Nothing! You don't kiss someone and have it mean nothing!
Andy: Umm… let's just pretend for a moment… that… it never happened. Alright?
Derek: sure…
Andy: Ok. So things are exactly as they were yesterday, correct?
Derek: (visualizing) yep.
Andy: So…(thinking and remembering all events from yesterday) Oh!
Derek: So? Oh?
Andy: I've just thought of something!
Derek: Really?
(Wren comes walking back)
Derek: What?
Andy: Kailee didn't kiss TJ! TJ kissed HER!
Wren: really… how do you know!
Andy: You're back!
Wren: Yep. But how do you know?
Andy: Well, think about what Liam told us. The part about TJ being jealous of Der'!
Wren: (smiles) Not as stupid as you look! (gets a glare from Andy)
Derek: Wait, back up. TJ is jealous of me? Why?
Wren: 'cause you spend all sorts of time with Kai!
Derek: Oh… So Kailee doesn't like him! (is all hopeful)
Wren: sorry Der… I don't know
(An hour and a half later in the food court – Derek is considerably more cheerful and slightly more filled in)
Derek: wow... That's a lot of information! How do you two keep it all straight!
Wren: We're geniuses!
Derek: uh huh…
Andy: (looks at Wren's watch) Wren! It's nearly 3:00.
Derek: What's three o'clock?
Wren: When we told Rae and Sylvia we'd meet up with them.
Derek: Oh. You don't suppose they'll have Kailee with them, do you?
Andy: (laughing) maybe. We'll have to wait and see…
(five minutes later Rae and Sylvia show up without Kailee)
Wren: Where is Kai? She was supposed to be with you…
Sylvia: We've lost her Wren!
Wren: Well let's go FIND her!
Rae: Oh… we know exactly where she is…
Andy: Oh?
Sylvia: She's gone to a movie…
Rae: (looking warily at Derek) a movie with TJ.
Wren: Oh boy…
Derek: (gets up and glares at Andy) It was nothing? NOTHING! (stalks away angrily)
(Diego and Wayne walk up to the group)
Diego: Hey guys… have you seen Freddy and Charlie? We have absolutely no idea where they are…
Andy: Nope…
Wren: But we'll tell them you're looking for them if we do see them… you'll be here?
Diego: Yup! (looks around eagerly at all of the food)
Wren: Alright.
(Wren, Andy, Sylvia and Rae get up and go wander the mall)
(Two and a half hours later)
(Wren and Andy and Rae and Sylvia all sitting on a bench with ice cream, close to the movie theatre. Kailee and TJ come out of the movie theatre laughing. Seeing Wren and the gang they walk over. Wren and the gang are sad because Derek is mad and it's mostly their fault for getting his hopes up. Along with being sad, they're tired from being at the mall mostly all day)
Kailee: Hey guys!
Sylvia: (yawns) hey.
Wren and Andy and Rae: (tired) Hey.. How was the movie, etc.
TJ: The movie was great! Kung-fu flicks are my favourite! (imitates bad dubbing and kung fu)
Gang: (tired laughter)
Kailee: What's wrong with you guys?
Wren: Nothing. Just tired, that's all.. jet lag and all.
Kailee: Oh…
Sylvia: (looks at her watch) we should probably head back to the food court. It's nearly 6:00.
Rae: Alright…
(gang gets up and moseys to the food court where the band is in a frenzy)
Mr T: Oh good! You're here!
TJ: We aren't late are we?
Mr T: (looks at watch) well no… but we've lost Charles and Frederick
Wren: What?
Mr T: We've lost them! (turns to the rest of the band and addresses everyone) Alright. Buddy up! We'll all meet back here in ten minutes if we haven't found the two of them by then we will have to involve security.
Ms S: Let's hope it doesn't come to that though… German security guards scare me! Alright ten minutes. GO!
(band splits up – Kailee and TJ, Wren and Andy, Rae and Sylvia each go separate ways to try to find Freddy and Charlie)
(Kailee and TJ)
Kailee: Where could they be! We were supposed to meet at the food court!
TJ: Unless they thought we were supposed to meet somewhere else?
(Kailee and TJ look at each other)
Kailee and TJ: THE BUSSES!
Kailee: I'll try the first one… you take the second.
(Kailee walks onto the first bus where Charlie and Freddy are playing go fish)
Charlie: Nope, no two's, go fish!
Kailee: (angry and yelling) ARE YOU TWO FREAKING CONSTIPATED!
(Charlie and Freddy jump, dropping cards)
Freddy: God Kailee! You scared us!
Charlie: (slowly) Constipated? No… mind you… I can't really speak for Freddy…
Kailee: (still angry) ARE YOU NUTS! MR T HAS THE WHOLE BAND LOOKING FOR YOU!
Charlie: What? Why?
Kailee: Because we were supposed to meet at the food court a half an hour ago!
Freddy: the food court?
Kailee: (nods grimly) yeah, come on. Let's go find Mr T so he doesn't have to bring out the German Army.
(back in the food court)
Mr T: Alright… has anyone found them?
Band: (choruses) no!
Wren: (tentatively) Mr T? We're missing Kailee and TJ as well…
Mr T: (closes eyes and winces) really?
Wren: yep…
Kailee: (walks in) Mr T! We've found them!
Mr T: (quietly) thank you! (louder) Where were they?
TJ: on the bus.
Mr T: (sighs) Alright. So… we aren't missing anyone else right?
Band: (choruses) nope!
Mr T: Alright then! Let's go for supper.
(it is about 6:45 when they reach the dinner place and about 7:45 when they get back to the hotel after dinner)
(back in room 615 with Wren and Sylvia and Andy and Rae)
Wren: Where'd we lose Kailee to?
Rae: She's saying goodnight to TJ (rolls eyes as Kailee walks in Rae gets up and opens the door to the bathroom casually, pushes Kailee in and locks the door)
Kailee: (banging on door) RAE-LYNN, WHAT ON EARTH IS THIS ABOUT! RAE-LYNN! YOU LET ME OUT RIGHT NOW! RAE!
Rae: (walks away from the door and shrugs) just helping the plan along.
Wren: Rae, you're a genius! Andy, how about you go get Derek?
Andy: (smiling) alright. I'll be back. (gets up and leaves)
(flash to Andy in his own room arguing with Derek)
Andy: Are you sure you don't want to go for a short walk? (almost pleading)
Derek: Yup. I'm tired.
Andy: It's 8:00…
Derek: OK! FINE! A SHORT walk!
Andy: Good! (grins) you can let out some steam!
(guys walk out of the door and Andy guides Derek to room 615)
Derek: Andy… what's this…
Andy: (bangs on door)
Wren: (opens door) Hello!
Rae: (quickly undoes lock and opens bathroom door)
Andy: (swiftly shoves Derek into the bathroom in which Kailee is sitting)
Rae: (shuts and locks the door again)
Derek and Kailee: (banging on the now locked door)
Wren: (laughing) Guys! We've just landed on the Chocolate Chip Moon! (hugs Andy who is surprised and starts to blush)
Sylvia: (curious look on face)
(banging on door ceases, yelling ensues)
(Rae and Sylvia look at each other)
Rae: Now seems like a good time to poof!
Sylvia: Yup!
Andy: Where are you going?
Rae: Swimming!
Andy: Now!
Rae: Yep! We'll be back soon! Bye now!
Andy: (looks at Rae and Sylvia with curiousity)
Sylvia: See you later Wren!
Wren: Bye! (turns to TV, picks up remote and turns it on) Basketball?
Andy: Oh yeah! Right, it's March!
Wren: (smiles) That's right! (finds sports channel and sighs) It seems it's all in German…
Andy: That's ok… we'll make up our own commentary! Woo! And there is Gansey with the steal! Driving it to the hoop!
Wren: But whoa! He passes it out to Pitsnogle who is fouled on his three point attempt and IT GOES IN! He shot it before the whistle!
Andy: NO WAY!
Wren: He did SO! Go team! Woot… see, I told you! HAHA!
Andy: (smiles) fine!
Andy: Well are you happy? They won!
Wren: You've got it!
(Yelling continues from inside the bathroom)
Andy: hmm... how about you and I blow this popcorn stand darlin?
Wren: for where?
Andy: (shrugs) nowhere... pool maybe..?
Wren: Okay!
Andy: (holds out arm) to Oz?
Wren: (loops arm through Andy's) to OZ!... Just one condition though.. no singing!
Andy: (rolls eyes) Fine Wren!
Wren: I hope Kailee'll be alright…
Andy: Kailee! I'm worried about Derek! Kailee doesn't have any ermm… violent tendencies, does she?
Wren: Erm… about that…
(End Episode 3)
A/N:
Kitten: Yes… and the CCM commences! Now… if we could only figure out a CCM for Ziazan… eh Tig? P (evil laughter ensues)