A/N:
Kitten:And so it continues… beware… this episode contains LOADS of sap… well not that that's a bad thing of course… (smiles)
(Lucas, Kieran, Gavin, Alex, Ryan, Horns, Rae, Sylvia, Andy, Wren all at pool)
Andy: (running jump) CANNON BALL!
(Water splash whoosh)
Wren: (looking scandalized) STINKER! You got me wet!
Andy: (blinks in confusion/ slightly apologetic) isn't… that… what one comes to the pool for?
Wren: No!
Rae: (yelling from a ways off) we're just here to look pretty!
Andy: (muttering) she's already pretty!
Kieran: What was that? (Winks)
Andy: (freezes) nothing! (Elbows Kieran) what ever you thought you heard you didn't hear!
Gavin: He did say something…
Alex: I know he said something…
Gavin and Alex: But what did he say?
Andy: (glaring at Gavin and Alex) I didn't say anything! So! Who's up for Marco Polo?
Rae: Count me in! But if anyone touches me… (Glares menacingly) I swear I will knock them out!
Sylvia: (slowly gets out of pool and goes over to the hot tub) count me out.
Lucas: Syl!
Rae: You stinker!
Wren: (getting into pool) don't be such a party pooper!
Sylvia: Too late! (Dashes to hot tub)
Lucas: (getting out of pool)
Andy: You in Luke?
Lucas: (glances at Sylvia) no… not today Andy…
Andy: (Shrugs) Ok…
Wren and Rae: (look at each other and smile knowingly)
Andy: (looks confused) urm… Right! (Glances at horns) You guys want to play?
(All horns but Tucker cheer)
Andy: Tucker?
Tucker: (glaring) no.
Wren: Aw! Come on Tuck! It'll be fun! I promise!
Tucker: well…
Wren: (rambling) well you can't have that in writing… but…
Tucker: (smiles) Fine.
(Play Marco Polo, Andy is now 'it')
Andy: Marco.
(No response)
Andy: Marco!
(Still no response)
Andy: MARCO! (Reaches out and is about to tag Wren when…)
Rae: POLO! (Yells at the top of her lungs in Andy's ear. Swims away quickly)
Andy: (grimacing, he stands up and turns around) Thanks Rae… now if I'm lucky… I'll
have one ear to hear out of… mind you… Mark does sit on the other side of me in band… so… maybe not… stupid euph… too loud for his own good!
Wren: uh huh…
Andy: (turns around quickly and tags Wren) HAH! You're it!
Wren: That's not fair!
Andy: Life's not fair. Suck it up princess!
Wren: (sighs) fine… but I really don't want to be "it" (thinking) Idea! Andy! Do you
want to be "it" for me!
Andy: (mumbling) more than you know…
Kieran: What was that?
Alex: He said something!
Gavin: I know he did…
Gavin and Alex: But what did he say?
Andy: Will you two shut up!
Gavin: Fine… (Looks funnily at Andy)
Tucker: (overhearing conversation) I QUIT!
Alexis: You can't quit! We've just started the game!
Hannah: I don't think he's quitting what you think he's quitting…
Alexis: (stops) could you repeat that?
Hannah: (shakes head) oh boy… Lexis…
(Sylvia and Lucas)
Lucas: so… magic pants eh?
Sylvia: Hey! Don't diss the magic pants!
Lucas: I wasn't! Really!
Sylvia: uh huh… so why aren't you with the others?
Lucas: oh… well... I didn't really feel like swimming...
Sylvia: (looks at him questioningly) You're in the water though…
Lucas: yep… but not swimming…
Sylvia: ok…
Alexis: OH! OH! OH! HANNAH! I GET IT!
Albert: Oh boy…
(Sylvia and Lucas turn around)
Sylvia: I wonder what that was about…
Lucas: … not a clue…
Wren: (yelling) Sylvie! We should probably go and rescue Kailee from the bathroom…
Sylvia: (looks at Lucas who is thoroughly confused) ummm… kind of a long story…
Rae: (bouncing in) To make a long story short… Kailee got her head stuck in the toilet…
Sylvia: (shakes her head) don't listen to Rae… that's not what happened… Gotta go!
Lucas: (is stunned) ok… bye…
(Flash to Kailee and Derek)
Kailee: (ear against door, overly dramatic) They've LEFT! Those stinkers have LEFT! Now I'm stuck here with Mr. Grumpy Guts! Not even the voices of Wren and Andy or those stupid German basketball commentators to keep me company! What am I going to do?
Derek: Talk to the voices in your head?
Kailee: (scoffs) no! Wait… how did you… never mind...
Derek: It's not my fault I'm grumpy anyways!
Kailee: (sceptical) uh huh… whose is it then?
Derek: (fish mouthed) urm… urm… yours?
Kailee: What? How is it MY fault you have some weird sort of PMS?
Derek: ME? PMS! I'm not the one letting my hormones go all weird and kissing random guys!
Kailee: Derek Paulson! I should hope not! Kissing random guys?
Derek: (realising what he just said) Oh! NO! Well… you know what I mean…
Kailee: (confused) actually… no…
Derek: YOU! I'M TALKING ABOUT YOUR LITTLE… (stops to think of word) …
ESCAPADE YESTERDAY!
Kailee: my escapade? I had an escapade?
Derek: YES!
Kailee: I'm sorry… but I have no… OH! You mean that escapade…
Derek: YES!
Kailee: Jeepers! Don't tie your shirt in a knot!
Derek: (stops yelling and looks confused) Does my shirt look knotted to you?
Kailee: No doofus! It's a figure of speech!... and why are you so gosh darned concerned about who I kiss anyway?
Derek: urm… well…
Kailee: Well what?
Derek: (sits on the edge of the bathtub) Nothing.
Kailee: (sits beside him) Look, Derek… Let's just forget. Let's pretend that our … traitorous friends didn't lock us in here and we're actually in here of our own free will.
Derek: (trying to play along) And why would we do that?
Kailee: uh…to… SING!
Derek: To sing?
Kailee: ... and why are you so gosh darned concerned about who I kiss anyway?
Derek: urm… well…
Kailee: Well what?
Derek: (sits on the edge of the bathtub) Nothing.
Kailee: (sits beside him) Look, Derek… Let's just forget. Let's pretend that our …
traitorous friends didn't lock us in here and we're actually in here of our own free will.
Derek: (trying to play along) And why would we do that?
Kailee: uh…to… SING!
Derek: To sing?
Kailee: Yup! Didn't you know! The tiling and what not used in bathrooms create great
acoustics!
Derek: if you say so…
Kailee: haven't you ever practiced in the bathroom?
Derek: uhhh… no…
Kailee: WHAT? Oh my goodness! I'm telling you! you'll sound great! You're really
missing out on an experience of good tone!
Derek: (laughs) band geek!
Kailee: (shoves him) says you!
Derek: So… what should we sing?
Kailee: Do you know… "where have all the flowers gone?" ?
Derek: isn't that a Girl Guide song? Yeah I know it…
Kailee: Really?
Derek: Sure. When I was in scouts we did a joint campfire with some of the Guides.
(Starts to sing)
Kailee: (slightly surprised) you have a really deep singing voice!
Derek: (laughs) yeah, people are usually surprised when they hear me sing…
Kailee: you have a beautiful voice! They shouldn't be!
Derek: Ha.
Kailee: No! Really!
Derek: You're kidding.
Kailee: no, I'm dead serious. (Pushes Derek)
Derek: (pushes her back)
Kailee: (pokes him laughing)
Derek: (falls into the tub, and laughing pulls her with him)
Kailee: (ends up on top of Derek- starts to sing "Where have all the flowers gone?")
Derek: (Harmonizes- Kailee and Derek are now sitting beside each other; Kailee leaning
on Derek's shoulder, Derek's head on top of Kailee's.)
Kailee: That was wonderful wasn't it? (looks at Derek)
Derek: Wonderful. (looks into her eyes; their faces are very close)
Kailee: (slowly) Derek- can you give me a reason why I shouldn't go out with TJ?
Derek: Kailee… I … (leans down)
(voices outside door; whispers)
Rae: I don't hear anything!
Andy: Do you think she killed him?
Wren: Hello? Anyone alive in there?
Kailee: I guess we should let them know that we're-
Derek: (kisses her gently and quickly) is that reason enough?
(Door opens and Derek climbs out of the tub and leaves. Kailee sits there stunned)
Wren: (looking at Derek) WOW! She let you LIVE! (goes into bathroom to get Kailee) You let him Live? Are you feeling nice today or what?
Kailee: (still stunned) what?
Wren: urm… never mind…
(flash to outside door: Jo and Terri are walking by; Jo is walking backwards.)
Terri: Will you stop it! You're going to hit something!
Jo: Nah…
(Randy is coming out of a door and Jo walks straight into him)
Terri: (smirking) Well… I hate to say I told you so… but… I told you so!
Jo: (glares at Terri and turns around to see who she walked into) Oh! Randy!
Randy: (nods) Hey Jo! What's goin' on? And if you don't mind me asking… why in the
world are you walking backwards?
Terri: (rolls eyes)
Jo: Oh… just for the heck of it?
Randy: Sounds like fun! Can I walk backwards with you?
Jo: (excited) sure!
Terri: (rolls eyes) Well my backwards walking comrades… I must go find Summer!
Jo: See ya Terr!
Randy: Bye Jo's friend!
Terri: (shakes with silent giggles as she walks away)
Randy: Alright Jo! Let's go!
Jo: Yep! Off we go! (llops arm in Randy's as they walk backwards down the hallway.
(Enter Jill and Garth who are watching Jo and Randy, confused looks on their faces)
Jill: Garth… they're…
Garth: Walking backwards!
Jill: not what I was going to say but it works…
Garth: (randomly) I duno… it kinda looks like fun!
Jill: riiiight…
(Randy and Jo have not noticed Jill and Garth and keep walking backwards)
Jo: I have an idea! We should race!
Randy: I'm SO going to win!
Jo: No you aren't!
(Jo and Randy race down hall- Jill and Garth plaster themselves to t opposite walls of the
hall so as not to be run over)
Jill: (Yelling) ARE YOU CRAZY! (peels herself off wall) YOU COULD HAVE KILLED US!
Jo: (laughing) I WIN!
Randy: (laughing as well) Fine. You win. OH! Jill! I didn't see you!
Jill: (cranky) that much was obvious. I could have died!
Garth: Come on Jill! (quoting) death is but the next great adventure anyway!
Jill: (looks at Garth funny) where'd you hear that?
Garth: A wise man told me that!
Jill: a wise man… hah! There's an oxymoron.
Garth: Hey! Who are you calling a moron? You're a moron!
Jill: no, no, no… oxymoron. OXYmoron.
Garth: oh. (wind howling)
Randy: heh… heh… we'll be seeing you then!
Jill: what?
Randy: Run Jo Run!
(flash to Rae, Sylvie, Wren, Andy and Derek)
Andy: Well Der… we should probably be off… classes and everything tomorrow…
(No response from Derek who is staring at Kailee) DER! DEREK PAULSON!
Derek: (snaps out of it) What?
Andy: (pushes Derek out the door) 'night Wren! 'night Rae, Sylvia and Kailee!
Wren: 'Night Andy
Kailee: (still sort of shocked) Bye Derek…
Rae: (closes door) Well… that was interesting…
Wren: Without a doubt…
Sylvia: So… Kai?
Kailee: We were singing!
Rae, Wren and Sylvia: SINGING?
(Zooms out as Kailee begins to tell Rae, Wren and Sylvia what happened in the bathroom)
(The next morning- Skye, Inoke, Sloane, Toby, Dex, Diego, Charlie and Freddy in class)
Toby: YAY! Chemistry!
Dex: The place where we geeks shine!
Inky: … Right…
Sloane: It's the most boring class EVER!
Charlie: and we don't even get to talk to girls! What kinda chemistry is that?
Freddy: (smacks Charlie upside the head) not THAT kind of chemistry baka!
Charlie: (rubs head) ow!
Skye: (to Inky) … and all I really wanted was some lithium! I even would have settled for Sodium! But NOOOO. Hmph. Parents and their (does quote thing) safety precautions… BAH! One day I'll show them! I'll get lithium and sodium and they'll be sorry!
Inky: (slightly confused and half laughing) you do that Skye… what ever makes you happy!
Syke: Oh and it does!
(Wren, Andy, Rae, Sylvia, Kailee and Derek sitting at a table in history class)
Teacher: At daybreak on the first of September 1939, the German armies poured across the polish frontier and converged on Warsaw from the north, south, and west….
Andy: (whispering) God, this is the worst class ever! We haven't been here for one day, and already they're drilling us on the downfall of Czechoslovakia or some such nonsense!
Derek: (mumbling) you cant even spell Czechoslovakia…
Wren: Shush! And its Poland!
Rae: Don't tell me you're actually listening to this…
Wren: It's fascinating!
Teacher: (finishes lecture about the fall of Poland) Alright, I want you each to get a partner and work on the sheet I'm going to hand you.
Andy: (gets sheet, and looks at it) You mean… we're sposed to… REMEMBER this stuff? (confused) what was the phase of the German's attack on Pland that began on September the ninth… and ended on the seventeenth of the same month! Does anybody know this stuff? (looks around table, Derek, Rae, Kailee, and Sylvia are all shaking their heads sadly)
Wren: It's the second phase
Derek: The second phase of what?
Wren: the second phase… that's what it's called! (explains) The second phase involved surrounding and destroying the unorganized Polish army units. The second phase also involved the … (gets cut off)
Andy: (surprised) Jeez… you're a freaking textbook!
Wren: (smiles)
Rae: You… didn't EAT the book for breakfast did you?
Wren: nope. I knew it already…
(All look at Wren)
Sylvia: (dumbfounded)…why…
Wren: (shrugs) oh… it was something my sister had to remember for one of her courses last year…
(All look at Wren like she's crazy)
Wren: What!
(Flash to Tucker who is glaring randomly at his sheet- formulating a plan)
(Zooms out and goes to lunch)
(Tucker and Horns)
Tucker: Alright. Wish me luck… here I go!
Hannah: You're going where Tuck? (Mumbling under her breath) seeing as we're stuck here for the rest of eternity…
Alexis: LUCK!
Tucker: (ignoring Hannah's question) Thanks. (walks over towards Wren who is standing alone getting her lunch) Hey Wren… I was wondering… if I could have a word…
Wren: Sure.
Tucker: (suddenly nervous) well I was wondering if you… I mean… well… if we… I…
Wren: Tuck?
Tucker: (gains some composure) I was wondering… if you… wanted to… kind of… do something later?
Wren: (slightly taken aback) sure tuck… (Smiling) sounds like a good idea.
(Zooms out to Carlyn, Bailey and Nalani)
Carlyn: So… Bai! Where's Josh taking you for your first date?
Nalani: (nods- eager to know)
Bailey: Well… I'm not sure exactly…
Carlyn: (squeals) its still SO exciting for ya Bai!
Bailey: (blushes as Josh walks up)
Carlyn: HI!
Josh: Hey Carly. D'you think that I can talk to Billy for a sec?
Carlyn: Yes! Of course! Nally and I'll be over here… not listening!
Josh: (shakes head at Carlyn) Is she always that eccentric?
Bailey: (giggles nervously) I suppose she is…
Josh: (laughs) So, about that concert…
Bailey: Concert? What concert?
Josh: The one we're going to tomorrow night…
Bailey: oh… so… what about it?
Josh: erm… well… wanna… oh… I don't know… sit together or something?
Carlyn: (Butts in) of COURSE she will!
(Bailey and Josh turn to look at Carlyn)
Josh: I thought you were…
Carlyn: RIGHT! Over here! Not listening… (Covers eyes) I can't see you, and you can't see me! HAH!
(Back to Sylvia, Rae, Wren, Kailee, Andy, Derek, TJ and Lucas.)
Kailee: (pokes Wren) so… what did Tuck want?
Wren: uh... I'll tell you later… (Blushes)
Andy: (suspiciously) Why are you blushing?
Wren: (turns redder)
(big awkward silence, Kailee is sitting between TJ and Derek)
Kailee: (opens sandwich bag) EWWWWWWW!
TJ: (alarmed) What? What is it? Who died?
Kailee: TOMATOES! GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSS!
(All groan)
Derek: They're good for you!
Kailee: (sceptical) How…
Derek: uh… they keep you healthy. And I… uh… we don't want you getting sick!
Wren, Rae and Sylvia: (trade significant looks)
TJ: mmm, I love tomatoes!
Kailee: You want mine?
TJ: (winks) Only if you feed them to me…
Kailee: (shrugs) OK!
TJ: (surprised) Really? I mean… yeah, ok.
Derek: (glares)
(Kailee picks up a tomato slice and feeds it to TJ. His lips brush her fingers- both Kailee
and TJ blush)
Wren: OK… enough of this… (opens own sandwich bag and groans) ew… olives…
Andy: mmm, I love olives!
Wren: (Thrusts olives at Andy) Here… but don't you think for ONE second that I'm
(looks disgusted) going to feed them to you! (shudders)
Andy: Aw… and here I was getting my hopes up…
Wren: (punches him)
Andy: (smirks)
Sylvia: so…
Lucas: magic pants?
Sylvia: Yes! Magic pants!
(Flash to Kieran, Gavin, Alex, horns, Breanna and Larke- Kieran is humming the trumpets on the bus)
Alex: hmmm… we need…
Gavin: to make… more…
Kieran, Gavin and Alex: LYRICS!
Breanna: I resent that…
Kieren: Lets go through the whole band!
Gavin: Ok!
Alex: Flutes… chirp!
Kieran: Clarinets… squawk!
Gavin: Tubas… plop!
Alex: Oboes… quack!
Gavin: 'Bones… (Kieran glares) um, lets just leave those for now…
Alex: Triangles… ping?
Breanna: TRIANGLE!
Larke: man… are you guys desperate or what…
Tucker: (sits down and starts tapping toes and drumming fingers on the table)
Alexis: Tuck? What's with the twitching?
Tucker: What?
Larke: Yeah… why can't you sit still?
Tucker: (insulted) I can sit still!
Hannah: (to Tuck) So where are the two of you going to go?
Alexis and Larke: Huh? What ARE you talking about Hannah?
Hannah: Duh! Tuck's big date! (blank looks all round) Oh come on! Don't tell me you haven't noticed the glowing blush on Tuck's face! And the inability to sit still!
Tuck: HEY!
Alexis: (peers closely at Tuck) hmmm… I just thought he was sunburnt!
Hannah: (rolls eyes) give me strength…
Larke: So Tuck… You asked her? Good for you!
Alexis: Yeah! Congrats! Kudos!
Tuck: shhh! (glances around) it's just a casual thing!
Hannah: (dryly) Uh huh… (coughs) DENIAL!
Tuck: (insists) No, really! Besides she's still always with HIM… (glares at Andy)
Hannah: Ouch… You know… if looks could kill, Andy would be long dead!
Tuck: and rotting…
Hannah: Tuck!
(flash back to "other" table)
Ryan: (saunters over to Rae and sits) So… how's it going?
Rae: fine…
Ryan: You know… I'm sooo tired… (gives a big, fake yawn, stretching his arms over his head and then to the side. An arm ends up behind Rae's back, his fist is clenched)
Kailee: (sees) Oh no!
Wren: RAE! Look OUT!
Rae: huh?
Ryan: (evil laughter) You're too late! (opens his fist and drops a handful of ice down the
back of Rae's shirt)
Rae: YIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! (hops around flapping arms)
Ryan: (Hysterical laughter)
Rae: RYAN HARRIS! You're going to pay for that!
Ryan: (gasps for breath) Am-(gasp)-I? (laughs)
Rae: (Tackles him and stuffs the ends of her sandwich down the front of his shirt)
Ryan: HEY!
Andy: FOOD FIGHT!
Wren: Andy, no… no… no… (Andy chucks a handful of olives at Wren's face) EWW! Oh that's IT Exton! You're going DOWN!
(full scale food fight erupts)
Kailee: Come ON you guys! We're supposed to be mature! We're guests! AH! (ducks
some flying food)
TJ: Kailee! Down here! (pulls Kai under table) I think we're safe down here!
Kailee: Thanks!
TJ: wow, its really something out there- is that- where did Lucas find ice cream?
Kailee: Beats me! Oh, Mr. T is going to freak!
TJ: That's fine- we look completely innocent hiding under here, alone and together!
(awkward silence) that came out wrong didn't it?
Kailee: uh… yeah, kind of. Ouch! (chairs being shoved around)
TJ: here! (puts arms around her) I'll protect you!
Kailee: (smiles)
(Kailee and Derek huddle under the table, arms around each other)
Mr T: (comes into lunch area) What on God's green earth happened here? WE ARE GUESTS IN THIS SCHOOL! I WANT ALL OF YOU TO STOP THIS NOW! (gains composure after yelling) now… (glares at each band member in turn) This will never happen again… EVER! Now will it…
Band: (nods solemnly)
Mr T: Good.
(flash to after class- Wren, Kailee, Rae and Sylvia)
Kailee: oh! Wren! You never did tell us what Tucker wanted…
Wren: oh! (immediately blushes)
Rae: You can't keep it a secret forever!
Sylvia: Yep!
Wren: (reluctantly) well…
Kailee: Well what? Out with it girl!
Wren: well… Tuck… kinda asked me out…
Rae: he either did or he didn't… no kinda involved…
Wren: Fine… he did then.
Kailee: And…
Wren: We're going to the park later…
Sylvia: one question… how are you going to manage that?
Wren: Erm… yet to figure that out… I'll… be back… (leaves room and randomly walks
down hallway not looking where she was going and walks straight into Andy)
Andy: Jeez! Where are you going in such a hurry? (grabs her by the shoulders and turns her around to face him)
Wren: I was… YOU!
Andy: Yes… me…
Wren: (puppy dog eyes) Andy… buddy ol pal… you don't suppose you could do me a tiny, tiny favour…
Andy: (suspiciously) sure…
(Later- Andy is sitting in Hotel lobby reading a book)
Kailee: Andy! There you are! Have you seen Wren? She's completely disappeared!
Andy: I would try that way (points to the left)
Kailee: Thanks!
Andy: (breathes sigh of relief and continues to read)
Kailee: (comes back) I couldn't find her!
Andy: You went to the right… I said the left…
Kailee: no I didn't…
Andy: whatever… try the right then (continues reading)
(phone rings at front desk)
Receptionist: Hello? Wren Evans? Yes… I can leave her a message…
Andy: (bounds out of chair and to the reception desk) um… excuse me… can I… (points
at phone)
Receptionist: Are you Wren Evans? You don't look like a girl to me…
Andy: no… I'm… um… her… cousin!
Receptionist: (glares suspiciously) Alright…
Andy: Hello?
Wren's Mother: Andy?
Andy: yes…
WM: Where is Wren?
Andy: Oh… she's um… in a… sectional! She won't be back for another hour or so…
WM: Oh dear… Well when she gets in will you tell her to phone us?
Andy: Um… sure… out of curiosity, since it sounds kinda urgent… what happened?
WM: well you see… it's really quite horrible (sniffle) and I think Wren needs to know…
Andy: I… um… could tell her for you?
WM: Oh would you? You're such a dear! Wren is so lucky to have a boyfriend like you!
Andy: (freezes) erm… Mrs. Evans… I'm not her…
WM: Well… it's… you see… her grandfather passed away last night (sniffing noises)
Andy: Oh. I'm very sorry.
WM: Thank you… well make sure to tell Wren… I'll have to tell your mother how much
of a dear you've been. Bye now…
Andy: erm… Mrs. Evans? You're welcome…but… don't tell her the whole…
(Phone clicks)
Andy: (stares at phone) This is bad… this is bad bad bad bad! (starts pacing) What are we going to do? Come on Exton! Think! (hits head with hand)
Kailee: (walks into lobby) Andy? Are you… talking to yourself?
Andy: ummm… is there a right answer to that question?
Kailee: not really… so… where is Wren? Really?
Andy: umm… she's… urm… not… here.
Kailee: Oh! Alright… I guess I'll… uh… see you later then…
Andy: Yeah… sure… (resumes pacing)
(Flash to Harrison, Michael, Lucas and Timothy)
Harrison: So…
Michael: Yep…
Timothy: Bored?
Harrison and Michael: (sarcastically) No! Really?
Michael: so… what do you want to do…?
Harrison: I duno… what do you want to do?
Michael: I duno… what do you want to do?
Harrison: I duno…
Lucas and Timothy: NOW DON'T START THAT AGAIN!
(Zoom out on Lucas, Harrison, Michael and Timothy- Flash to Wren and Tuck who have
just come back- Andy is sitting in the Lobby waiting for Wren to tell her the bad news-
he is slightly annoyed)
Tucker: So… I'll see you at dinner?
Wren: Yep! For sure! See you later Tuck! (sees Andy sitting in a chair reading) Hey An!
Andy: Hey Wren…(sarcastically) so… how was your "Date" with Tucker?
Wren: um… good? Did anyone miss us?
Andy: Only Kailee… and… (gets up from chair) your mother…
Wren: (confused/ slightly lauging) My mother? Why would she…
Andy: (puts arm around her shoulders) Walk with me… she called…
Wren: Why?
Andy: well… you see… she called… because your grandfather passed away…
Wren: (shocked) WHAT? NO! If you are joking Andrew Paul Exton… I swear I will kill you…. (looks at Andy's completely serious face) you… aren't… joking…
Andy: Would I joke about something like this?
Wren: no… I suppose you wouldn't. (starts to tear up)
Andy: (bitterly) why don' you go get Tucker to comfort you?
Wren: (slightly mad but very sad at the same time) … Fine then! I will! At least he's better company than SOME inconsiderate people (runs off trying not to cry)
Andy: (slumps in chair- banging his head on his hand) oh crap… that didn't go well…
(Nathan, Ryan and Josh)
Ryan: So… Josh…
Josh: Yeah?
Ryan: When's your hot date?
Josh: my wha? Oh… yeah… um… tomorrow night…
Ryan: Oh! I see! You're gonna creep away right under Ms Smirgov's nose aren't you?
You sneaky Casanova!
Josh: What! NO!
Nathan: And by the way Ryan… Casanova implies ladies man which implies that he
would have to be a player…
Ryan: oh… so when's your hot date
Josh: we're just gonna sit together at the concert…
Ryan: what?
Nathan: (dryly) do I need to spell it out for you man?
Ryan: what a let down… maybe I'll see if Rae wants to do anything later…
Nathan: speaking of which… what's up with you and Rae?
Ryan: ummm… we're friends with benefits?
Josh: (suugestively) benefits?
Ryan: (Rolls eyes)
Nathan: Better not let Rae hear you say that… she'll beat the crap out of you.
Ryan: Nah… (knock on door)
Nathan: (goes to get it) (opens the door and sees at teary eyed Wren) Wren! Are you
okay?
Wren: Is Tuck here? (sniff)
Nathan: umm…No… he's in the next room…
Wren: oh… sorry guys… (walks away)
Nathan: um… byes? (turns around and gestures to the now closed door) any ideas?
Ryan: none
Josh: not a clue…
Nathan: I guess I'll ask Sylvie later…
Ryan: Pet name?
Nathan: don't even go there man…
(Wren knocks on the door of Tucker's room)
Tucker: (opens door) oh! Hey! (looks at her teary face) whoa… what's wrong?
Wren: Tuck, I- (bursts into tears)
Tuck: (looks uncomfortable) uh, come in… (shuts door)
Wren: (sits on edge of bed, still crying)
Tucker: (springs into action- outs arms around Wren, holding her close) sh…it's alright, its going to be alright…
Wren: (sobs into Tuck's shoulder) No, no it won't…
Tucker: (gently) what's wrong? Did something happen?
Wren: My grandfather… passed… (breaks into fresh sobs)
Tucker: Oh… I'm sorry Wren… (strokes her hair as she cries)
(They sit like that for a minute, Wren's head against Tuck's shoulder)
Wren: (sniffs) Well… I suppose its for he best… I mean... he was sick… and…. (Trails
off)
Tucker: (hugs Wren) You're right.
Wren: Thanks for being so understanding Tuck. I tried explaining it to Andy… but he was sort of a jerk about it…
Tucker: (stiffens) what did he say? Did he hurt your feelings?
Wren: (trying to calm him) Uh, he just said that I should go to find you to comfort me… It wasn't a big deal, it was just-
Tucker: (standing) I'll kill him! That jerk! He's just jealous! Enough is enough! (Tucker strides out of the room)
Wren: oh no… Tuck! What are you going to do? TUCKER! (runs out after him)
(flash to Andy and Derek in their hotel room)
Andy: …anyway… I feel really bad… I shouldn't have said that… it… (knock on door)
Kailee: Have you guys seen Wren ANYWHERE!
Derek: nope… sorry… (knock on door) maybe that's her? (opens door)
Tucker: ANDY EXTON! I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL!
Andy: what?
Wren: (dashes in) TUCKER! No!
Derek and Kailee: uh…
Tucker: Admit it Exton! You're jealous of Wren and I!
Andy: (glaring) Get a grip Woode… why would I be jealous of you? (mumbling) why would anyone be jealous of you…
Tucker: Because Wren actually turns to ME for comfort!
Andy: WHAT! She wasn't supposed to take me literally! Alright Woode… I accept your duel! AHHH! (jumps Tuck- Fist fight ensues)
Kailee: DEREK! DO something!
Derek: Like what!
Kailee: I don't know!
Wren: STOP IT!
(Andy and Tuck freeze mid-punch: Tuck has a bleeding nose and Andy has a split lip)
Wren: have either of you IDIOTS stopped to wonder how I feel about this! NO! You're
so wrapped up in you own hormones…. I HATE YOU BOTH! (runs out of the room)
Kailee: oh… WREN! Wait! (runs after Wren)
Derek: (looking at Andy) Now you've done it…
(Flash to Kailee and Wren)
Kailee: That was quite the outburst!
Wren: (seething) Well? What in the world was I supposed to do? Those Freaking idiots! (sighs and slides down wall in hallway- head in hands) What am I 'sposed to do Kai? mean they had a whole freaking fight over me…
Kailee: one question… why were they… um… y'know…
Wren: Cause Andy was being a jerk… and Tuck blew the whole thing WAY out of proportion… and (starts rambling) really, all I needed was a shoulder of sorts to cry on… because… well… (sighs) but Noooo. I can't' even be sad in peace cause those two morons don't understand the meaning of comfort!
Rae: (sticks head out of door) hey… urm… coming in would be advisable… you guys are really quite loud…
(in room)
Wren: … and that's what happened! (really fast)
Sylvia: wait… wait… back up. They both didn't comfort you! that doesn't sound like
Andy!
Kailee: or Tuck!
(all look at her funny)
Kailee: okay… it does… but… bah. Nevermind!
Wren: (annoyed) Kai!
Sylvia: Well… you can't be angry at them for liking you!
Wren: (bitterly) sure I can.
Sylvia: But… but… well… if that's your prerogative… (resigned sigh) Fine.
(silence until… there is a knock on the door)
Wren: (gets up to get door and opens it to see……………………………………Andy)
(End Episode 4)
A/N:
Kitten: Aha… you see I told you… LOADS of sap! And even a duel! (Giggles) yea cause THAT would ever happen… (Sighs) only in a perfect world… Anyways… We hope you've enjoyed the show so far! We have finished Episode 5 and will get it out to you as soon as we possibly can! Sooo… you already know what I'm going to say here about reading and reviewing! Click the nice little Review button please! It will be greatly appreciated!