GAME
I HATE YOU!
TAKES PLACE BEFORE OH! MY LOVER.
AN: Another 'GAME OVA'. (This time,' Kyo Kara Maoh/ God save our king' is involved.) This is based on a dream that I had. I'm Malaysian and here I Malaysia, we follow the British English spelling. Example, color-colour. Favorite-Favourite.
Disclaimer: Don't own anything, not even that AiHina musical, The Banquet, Zhang Ziyi or Crouching Tiger, hidden dragon. But I sure do own this fiction.
Characters
Bleach- Hitsugaya, Hinamori, Ichigo, Rukia, Renji, Rangiku
Fruits Basket- Tohru, Yuki, Kyo, Shigure, Hatsuharu, Momiji
Kyo Kara Maoh/ God save our king- Yuuri, Murata, Wolfram, Gunther, Conrad, and Gisele
Fate/Stay Night-Rin, Saber, Shirou, Archer
Air Gear- Ikki, Agito, Kazu, and Ton-chan-sensei
Tactics- Haruka, Kantaro
Samurai 7- Almost all the characters from there (the 7 Samurai, people from Kanna village and the Nobuseri)
Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle/ Chronicle of the wings- Yuuko (the witch of dimensions)
Created characters- Shizuka Rieyume
At the rich, Japanese bungalow, the rest were getting ready for an outing.
The girls in the living room….
"YAY!!" Tohru cheered. "We're going to watch 'The Banquet'!"
"Yeah, I heard that it is a cool sword fighting thing," Shizuka Rieyume added as she looked up from the magazine, STARZ (1) which she was reading.
"And I also heard that a famous actress is acting," Rangiku said as she took a seat on the couch.
"I'm not interested in her; I just wanna see the sword fighting!" said Rukia.
"What…I'm just saying! It's not like I'm interested inn her,"
"But she did act in other shows," Saber said.
"Yeah, those show's way cool!" Rieyume and Rin agreed.
Just then, Gisele entered the living room. "You girls ready?"
"Yeah," the three girls got up from the couch and walked towards the door.
"Hey, has anybody heard about the 'AiHina Musical'?" asked Yuuri as he, Murata, Gunther, Wolfram and Conrad walked up to the girls.
"No, and what the heck's that?" Rukia asked. "AiHina? You mean Aizen and Hinamori pairing?"
"What the hell? Why would Hinamori go pairing up with that bitch?" Rieyume nearly screamed.
"Where the hell did you find that?" Gisele asked. "You're talking nonsense and I don't want to know some rubbish story like she has betrayed us or so because she would never do that!"
"NO THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!" Yuuri screamed.
"Yeah," Gunther agreed with Yuuri. "You ladies jump to conclusions too much. If only you would just be quiet and we would explain it to you,"
All the girls were at the main door frame were finally quiet.
"Ok, tell me, is it some cos-play or so?" Rangiku asked. "Because we should never let Hitsugaya-taicho hear of this or this place will drop a few degree Celsius…"
Too late.
Ichigo, Renji, Ikki, Agito and some others came running down the stairs and there was this trembling sound and they were pounding down the stairs like elephants.
'BOOMBOOMBOOM'
"TOO LATE!" Ichigo yelled at the top of his lungs.
"RUN FOR YOUR LIFES!" Renji also yelled at the top of his lungs.
When the others sat the door frame saw them pounding down the stairs like elephants, they quickly raced into the car.
"Oh no, car's not gonna get occupied!" Gisele and Rieyume yelled as they grabbed the car door handle at the same time. Before you knew it, everybody came crashing inside the car. Ton-chan-sensei (one of their subject teachers) was driving them to the cinema. Once they were all squashed inside, some of the guys started to sweat.
"Oh no, please stop!" Ton-chan-sensei begged. When she saw the guys sweat, she went, "AHHHH!! NOOOO!! MAN JIUCE!! MAN JUICE!! STOP IT!!"
Everyone sweat dropped.
"It is sweat," Kazu sweat dropped.
Yuki and Kyo managed tot get out of the cramped car and were breathing the fresh air outside.
"Let's just ask Shigure to take us instead," Kyo grumbled.
"Oh no….we have to save Honda-san!" Yuki gasped as he dove back into the cramped car and came out a few second later carrying Tohru the way a hero has just rescued the damsel I distress. They looked across the road. Hatsuharu, Momiji and Shigure were all waiting for them.
"Damn it!" Archer signed. "Car's crowded. Let's just go on our on,"
The 'Servants' and 'Masters' decided to just go by themselves.
"Ok, we'd better go on our own," said Haruka as he helped Kantaro out of the cramped up car.
"Okay…..I can finally breathe!" Rieyume, Rukia, Gisele and Rangiku managed to crawl their way out and decided to walk. Slowly by slowly, everyone began to settle down. Some of them went their own way. Not all of them were going to watch 'The Banquet'. It was only some of them, while the others would go their own way.
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At the Karakura Parade mall, those who were going for the movie were lining up to buy their tickets.
"Okay, I want to ask, why was everyone camping up in the car in such a panic?" Rieyume asked Ichigo and Renji.
"It's because, Hitsugaya heard about that stupid 'AiHina' musical and then we felt the temperature drop," Renji told her.
"Oh yeah, by the way, what is that musical all about?" Gisele asked Gunther.
"I'm afraid that it is not a cos-play," Gunther sighed.
"This time, Hinamori is forced to duet with Aizen-suckcho to sing some song," Wolfram explained.
"What song? What is about?" Rin asked.
"I don't know….."
"Yeah, I can bet that it is gonna suck, I mean that bitch Aizen can't even sing!" said Ichigo.
"Yeah, it'll be like 'lao sai (2)' for all you know!" Rieyume clenched her fist.
"I know, they'll probably-" before Yuuri could say anything else, he was cut off by the guy at the ticket counter. They all bought their tickets, drinks and popcorn. They made their way to the theater and took their seats. Most of them were eager to know more about that stupid musical. Well, the show was nice. Everyone enjoyed it. After the show while they were eating at a restaurant, the questions never stopped.
"Why is Hinamori performing with him? For who?" Gisele asked.
"For the bloody bastards 'AiHina' fans of course," Wolfram said.
"Why can't they just for BEEP off?" Rieyume wondered.
"Yeah…why can't they…" Murata agreed.
"Haven't they ever heard of 'HitsuHina'?" Saber wondered.
"YEAH, IT"S EXTREMLY POPULAR! And they're meant for each other," Rangiku said.
"Like Yukari (From Paradise Kiss) said, 'your childhood friend became your boyfriend? How sweet!'" said Rin.
"By the way, when is this musical?" Ichigo asked.
"TOMORROW!!" Wolfram told him.
"Where?"
"TOKYO!!"
"AHHHHH!!" Everyone screamed. "Let's PACK!!"
They all raced home, informed the others and packed. They checked the train schedule to Tokyo. There were none in the next morning so they had to catch the lasts one at night that was 15 minutes from then! They quickly raced to the station. (Especially Hitsugaya)
But they were late. Once they got there, the train started taking off. They took after it.
"OH NO!!" Rieyume yelled.
"MY MOMO!!" Hitsugaya yelled.
"HITSUHINA!!" Rangiku yelled.
"AHHHH!!" Wolfram yelled.
The rest (Yuuri, Murata, Gunther, Conrad, Saber, Ichigo, Renji and Rin) sweat dropped. Those four were acting like little children and were being a handful.
The train was just too fast for them. They had no choice but to return home. All of a sudden, a lady with long black hair appeared in front of them. She appeared to be carrying a huge staff. She was dressed very elegantly and they could sense that she had a great power of magic.
"Who are you and where are you from?" Gisele asked.
"I'm Madam Yuuko, the witch of dimensions," the lady introduced. It seemed really weird to find the witch of Dimensions standing a distance from you in a park.
"What do you want form us?" Ichigo asked.
"It appears that a few Samurai are having trouble warding off some bandits called the 'Nobuseri' and they need help," said Yuuko as she approached them. "And a few of you all will be chosen to help them," she took out a list of names, "when I call your name, you are to step out,"
Yuuko took out a list and called a few people's names.
Kurosaki Ichigo
Abarai Renji
Kuchiki Rukia
Toushiro Hitsugaya
Matsumoto Rangiku
Shizuka Rieyume
Tohsaka Rin
Saber
Shibuya Yuuri
Ken Murata
Conrad Weller
Gunther von Kleist
Wolfam
Gisele
"You are the chosen ones and you have to help the samurai," she said as she opened a portal. Everyone could feel the portal's strong win blowing against them.
"But wait….what do we get in return?" Saber asked.
"I'll transport you to that silly musical, you say,"
They all entered the portal and ended up in one of Japan's feudal eras. They were all scattered everywhere.
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OMG! They were in the SAMURAI 7 ERA!! And they had to help defend Kanna village from the Nobuseri! When they first met up with the seven samurai, they thought that the guy with the long green hair (ha ha ha ha ha ha….I'm laughing like hell to type this part) was a girl!
While they were all in the tatami room seated and waiting for orders…
"Ooh, pretty lady!' Rieyume said as she pointed to him. "I like her clothes; it really has style, so as her hair. It kind of' has the same style as my favourite J-rock singer, Nana Kitade,"
Wolfram smacked his forehead in disbelief. "She stole Nana Kitade's hairstyle!" he pointed to the 'girl'.
"I'm so jealous, she's prettier than me!" Rangiku and Gisele were sulking.
"But his hair is not as beautiful as Gunther's," said Conrad. "And not as black as Yuuri's and Murata's,"
As the nice one, Rieyume walked up to the 'girl'. "Excuse me maam, my friends and I were discussing about how pretty you are. I mean, your face looks totally clear, your hair is really strait, shiny, and silky, you have nice style and…and…would you be my fashion model for my gothic Lolita clothes? I design them, and you model them,"
The 'girl' gave her a weird look. "I'm a BOY, for crying out loud!!"
Dun…dun….dun….
Everyone gasped.
"MASAKA!"
"IT CAN'T BE!"
"OH, MY PRETTY, PRETTY BOY, I LOVE YOU…"
"HEY, WHO SANG THAT?"
"Wolfram!"
"HEY! NOT ME!"
Okay, let's just skip to the part. They were all on the battle field and BANGCRASHBLADIEDIEDIE!! They all kept fighting, using cool moves and styles to fight and all. After that, they won. Madam Yuuko appeared and opened a portal for them to go to Tokyo. They said their goodbye to the seven Samurai and Kanna village.
On the busy streets of Tokyo, the gang stood in front of a theater.
"This must be it," Rieyume said as she ran and grabbed the handle of the door.
"WAIT!" Gisele caught her by the shirt. "What about tickets?"
"Oh yeah…"
"Damn!" Wolfram sighed. "Now how the heck are we gonna get in?"
"Let's just break in!" Renji suggested.
"No, let's just crash their party!" Ichigo suggested.
"Let's just do what they say!" Hitsugaya said.
They all managed to sneak into the place without getting caught. Once they were in there, they quickly made their way to the back of the stage.
Some time later, after the first musical which was the Prince of Tennis musical, the Bleach AiHina musical was about to begin. Hinamori looked so uncomfortable sitting next to Aizen at the audience seats. They were sitting at the front row and watching the Prince of Tennis musical. Before the AiHina musical began, there was a speech to be made. For some reason, Shizuka Rieyume walked up the stage. The MC asked her, "Who do you hate the most?"
Without answering, Rieyume pointed to Aizen. Gasps filled the whole auditory. Aizen (Without his glasses and his new hairdo) smiled. "Ah, Shizuka-san, so you hate me?"
"YEAH! SHE DOES AND WE ALL DO!" Wolfram stood up from his seat, took out a chair and wanted to bang Aizen.
"Shut it, pretty boy! I'm more handsome than you!"
"WHY YOU…."
"BASTARD!!" Yuuri changed into his Maoh form.
"Now, now Yuri….calm down…don't waste your power on an idiot…" Conrad tried to calm Yuuri down.
"If he's attacking, I'm attacking!" Ichigo said as he changed into his shinigami form.
Renji also changed into his shinigami form. Rieyume unleashed her flame power and got ready to burn Aizen. So all together, they attacked Aizen. Hinamori ran into Hitsugaya's arms. And well…the musical was canceled; instead, it was the 'Aizen bashing show'.
THE END.
The Magazine 'STARZ' is a local Anime magazine here in Malaysia.
Lao sai means diarrhea
About the Samurai 7 part, everything was kinda blur in my dream and about the guy that looks like a girl, his name is Katsushiro. If you want to read more on him, go read my Samurai 7 fan fiction, YOU.
For a picture of Shizuka Rieyume, go to my profile and there is an URL there on where to see the picture. Yup, my deviant art gallery. Give some comments! ONEGAI SHIMASU!!
And yeah, Shizuka-san does have flame and ice power.
Well…that's all. GIVE REVIEWS!! And please read my other fan fics, Shooting Star, YOU, Step down, back off, This Life, GAME and the other GAME OVAs. Give reviews. Plzzz!!