Sorry for the wait. After an accident I figured out how to add chapters. See my profile for more details.

Once again, all characters belong to Natsuki Takaya, not me.

This time Yuki is more involved in killing Tohru. Kyo is still in on it. I'm using a new break this time. Hope you like the break. Once again, all thoughts are Kyo's.

Way number 2: Death By Chocolate Onigiri

Tokyo home of sushi. Raw fish, rice, and seaweed. Wahoo.

Kaibara High School

Must kill Tohru. Must kill Tohru. So annoying.

"Kyo, why are you clawing a wall?" Yuki asked.

"I'm annoyed, go away!"

"Tohru, I presume."

"How the hell did you know?"

"Trust me on this one."

"Do you know if she has a weakness?"

"Onigiri?"

"I never thought I'd say this but, Yuki you're a genius."

"Huh?"

"Dumb rat"

Later that night-Sohma House

"So what's the plan?" Yuki whispered.

"I've put rat poison in a chocolate onigiri." Kyo whispered back.

"Rat poison?"

"I was saving it for you, but this is a better cause."

"Chocolate onigiri?"

"I went online to find the most disgusting thing to put in onigiri. Chocolate was the most disgusting."

"I take back every time I have ever said you were stupid. No wait, never mind."

"Oh, Tohru." Kyo said to the ever-so-creepily-perky girl.

"What is it?" Tohru said.

"I made onigiri and I wan't you to have it." Kyo said trying not to strangle her.

"Oh, hey you two." Shigure said. "Hey is that onigiri." He ate it and collapsed.

"Damn it!" Kyo yelled.

"How did this happen?" Yuki said.

"Are you blind!" Kyo yelled at the dumb and blind rat.

Next day

"This time, Yuki your gonna shove it down her throat!" Kyo said.

"Right. Now give me the onigiri." Yuki said.

Please, die. Please, die. PLEASE, DIE!

"Hey, Tohru." Yuki tried shoving it down her throat but something stopped him.

"What the-" Kyo said.

Yuki being 'good-hearted', stopped while he still had the chance.

Damn it!

Next day (again)

"I give up. She's immortal." Kyo said putting his face in his hands.

"Oh, well. I'll leave the onigiri out. Maybe Ayame will eat it."

Just then Tohru walks in and eats the onigiri. She collapses.

"Yes! We did it. We did it." Yuki cheered.

"Yes. We did." Kyo said.

Kyo turned to Yuki and kissed him. Full on and Frenchy style.

Sorry about that last part. I said in my summary. "So many pairings" or something like that. I might be paraphrasing.

Since it took so long for my update. I'll give you this chapter and another one on 2-16-06.