Thank you, Volcan 300, for a fabulous idea. I'll use all three of your ideas in one. Muh ha ha ha ha.

Volcan 300: Okay, don't get yourself too excited there.

Spuffy (for short): Moo ha ha ha ha

Volcan 300: Please, stop your scaring me.

Spuffy: MOO HA HA HA HA!

Volcan 300: Did you just say moo?

Spuffy: MOO HA HA HA HA!

Volcan 300: I'll personally pay for you to see a psychiatrist.

Spuffy: MOO HA HA HA HA! (dies from lack of oxygen)

Volcan 300: I swear if she didn't die I would of killed her myself. (kicks the body then leaves)

LOL! Another new break. All thoughts are Kyo's. Ayame and Haru want in on the action this time.

Ways 3,4, and 5: Axes, Sledge hammers, and Knifes, Oh My.

Tokoyo. What can I say about it this time? They have had to good for too long. Just like Canada. Damn them both.

"Wow, this fanfiction rocks." Kyo said. He was on the internet.

"What?" Haru asked.

"This fanfiction. It's by Spuffyfanfictionlover. Who ever this is, they frickin' rock." Kyo said.

"Hey, I want to talk to you about something."

"Okay?"

"I hate Tohru to death." Haru said. Aya just happened to be walking by.

"Me too!"

"Wow. I never thought I would have any similarities with you two." Kyo said.

"What should we do?" Ayame asked.

"Knives." Kyo said.

"Sledge hammer!" Haru said with an evil smile.

"Axes!" Ayame cheered.

"Why not all three?" Kyo said.

"Let's do it!" Ayame cheered again. He's too cheery for a guy.

"First, Haru and I will get her at school then Ayame get her here." Kyo said.

"That was actually smart. Is it possible to have your name and smart in the same sentence?" Haru said

Next day KHS (Kaibara High School)

"Oh Tohru." Kyo said in a sing-song voice.

"Yes, Kyo, my bestest best friend in the whole world." Tohru said with her animal-and-little-children-killing smile.

Kyo tried to stab her with a fish-gutting knife. He missed and it got stuck in the wall behind her.

"Oh, you want me to make turkey tonight. Thanks for the idea Kyo." She skipped off to her so-called friends.

"Did you get her Kyo?" Haru asked.

"What does it look like you dumb calf." Kyo said trying to pry out the fish-gutter.

"I'll go get the sledge hammer." Haru said.

A little later

"Hey, Tohru." Haru called to the creepy witch from another planet.

"Yes, Haru-san" Tohru greeted properly. Like she does all the time and it is so so creepy.

"I want you to take a close look at this sledge hammer, for me. I'm gonna have to swing it at your face to make you see it."

"Starting swinging then."

He swung it at her, but she ducked at the last minute.

"Yeah, I saw a little ding in it." Tohru said then skipped like a little girl going to a candy shop.

Later-Sohma House

"Tohru, I have something for you." Ayame said.

"Oh, what is it? More sledge hammers?" Tohru asked.

"Nope. See this axe, it's ancient. If someone gets there head cut off by it, they will live forever." Ayame lied blindly through his teeth with no remorse.

"I want to live forever. Chop off my head." Tohru said. "Wait, that's the third thing on my list of things to do before I die. You'll have to wait."

"What? No you must do it in the next 3 minutes or it won't work." Aya tried to convince her.

"Tohru, wait. I need you to tie this to your hand and then salute your self in the chest." Kyo said coming in the room after getting a rusty butter knife.

"Okay." She did what she was told and stabbed herself. Haru came from behind a corner and hit her in the head with great force. Ayame got to chop off her head.

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