Hey, people have been telling me that they don't like it when I make fun of Tohru. So I'll lessen it a bit. But she's still gonna die. That won't change. But if you want me to keep insulting Tohru tell me and if you don't tell me. You know when I said there was new breaks. I was joking. Sorry.

This time Kyo and I (Spuffyfanfictionlover, a.k.a. Spuffy) will kill Tohru. Thoughts are Kyo's. Natsuki Takaya owns the characters. I own Spuffy, who is me anyway.

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Way 6: Death by Fan Fiction Writer

Tokyo. Anyone else notice that Kyo's name is in it. Hmm.

KHS

"Hey, my name is Spuffyfanfictionlover but call me Spuffy." said a 13 year old.

"Um, hey, uh, Spuffy." Kyo said to the girl.

"Do you know who Tohru Honda is?" Spuffy said.

"Yes, I do but I hate her." Kyo said.

"I would like to meet her." Spuffy said.

"Okay but you won't like it." Kyo said.

"Okay but I still want to meet her." Spuffy said starting to get angry.

"Follow me then." Kyo said.

They went over to Tohru.

"Hey, my name is Spuffyfanfictionlover but call me Spuffy." Spuffy said with a smile.

"Hey, I'm Tohru Honda." Tohru said with her own smile. (look I'm trying so hard right now)

"I write fan ficton online. And I was asked to interview you by my friends." Spuffy said getting her notebook out.

"Wait, why do they want you to interview me?" Tohru said.

"Well, some of my reviewers are kind of complaining about my fan fiction and how I insult the protaginist of the manga and show Fruits Basket. Which just happens to be you." Spuffy said.

(What's with the creepy cross reference.)

"Oh, okay." Tohru said.

"I think your kind of stupid."

"I am not stupid. Or kind of stupid. But I have to admit that the stupid act is just a cover for my secret identity." Tohru said.

"Oh, a secret identity. How cool!" Spuffy said.

"My name is still Tohru Honda but I work for a secret organization. I can't tell you what it is, though."

"Obviously." Spuffy said writing stuff down.

"I was supposed to find the Chinese Zodiac. And I have to expose them. It's top secret, though. I need you to do one thing for me."

"Anything. I would love to help a secret agent. It's the second thing I have to do before I die. The first is to become Yoshinori Kitase's apprentice."

"I need you to pretend to kill me."

"What? I couldn't kill a secret agent."

"No, not kill me. Pretend to kill me." Tohru said. "We'll do it after lunch. Here's a gun to shoot me with. Don't worry I'll be wearing a bullet proof suit under my clothes, okay."

"Right!"

After Lunch

"So, how did your meeting with stupid Tohru go?" Kyo asked.

"Pretty stupid." Spuffy lied.

"Hey, Spuffy, Kyo." Tohru said going back to her stupid act.

"Well, see ya." Kyo said leaving the agent and the assistant.

"Okay, now." Tohru said dropping the act.

"Okay." Spuffy said. She held the gun so it pointed to her stomach.

"Bitch, you slept with my brother." Spuffy said. Tohru gave her a look. Spuffy mouthed 'Setting the mood'. She pretend shot Tohru. People started cheering. Tohru winked at the assistant.

"Now, to be Kitase's apprentice." Spuffy said. She left.

Two years later, Tohru realeased the secret of the Sohma family and Spuffy worked with Kitase to make a game about it. Then 6 months later, Spuffy created the sequel to the Zodiac game and overthrew Kitase. Another 6 months later, Spuffy joined the secret organization with Tohru. Then 4 years later, a fan fiction writer (not Spuffy) killed Tohru.

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That was cool. See Tohru was killed by a fan fiction writer.

If you want me to start back up again with the insults-vote yes. If not-vote no. Vote damn it.