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The Master Plan

Sasuke Uchiha

Day 1

Period 1 & 2

What goes on behind that pretty face?

'Make them stop' I scream in my head, 'the giggling and the flirting and the hair flipping and the eye twitching and the…ooh she's hot…wait pick a spot stare strait ahead, focus man focus'

"Hey cutie what's up?" Ino says

'She did not just say that to me, eww I seriously think I'm going to hurl,'

"You're annoying," I say focusing on a scratch on my desk

I see Sakura walking out and she does that thing with her but that I love so much (Whoosh Whoosh)

When she's gone I remember the voices are still here and they are really getting annoying, so I get up and leave, but the follow me so I walk faster but they're still after me so I hang a right and go up the staircase which gets me to the dance floor. This particular floor is filled with girls who all think I'm hot 'but who wouldn't'.

So I turn around and run down the stairs and back to the class, thankfully the teacher wasn't back yet but neither was Sakura, so I sit down and wait for what seems like hours but in reality it was only about 5 minutes and when she FINALLY walks in there is another GUY'S arm around HER shoulders,

'don't react, keep your cool, he's just being nice cause she's new and all,' I say in my head trying to keep myself from beating the shit out of the guy, but Sakura does shrug him off eventually. And they head to the back of the room, leaving me with the brightly colored girls.

So I basically just sit there until the teacher comes in and then I listen to him for about a minute and then the bell rings so I just get up and leave. And the voices follow me to my next class but about ½ way there I realize I forgot my book in my desk so I turn around and head back to my 1st period class, thankfully the voices lessen. And I can hear myself think again.

"Sorry to interrupt," I mumble when I walk into Kakashi's class.

I walk up to my desk and pull out what I assumed to be my notebook but I can't really tell because it's covered in green sticky gunk.

'Great,' I think sarcastically

So I walk up to the front and grab a handful of tissues but this girl walks over to me and is like, "Just take the whole box with you its easier, here I'll help you," and she grabs the tissues and walks back to where my notebook was originally

"By the way I'm Lilas Tuske," She says holding out one sticky green hand, "Call me Lis,"

Shaking it I says I say, "Sasuke Uchiha"

When we finally finished I still had enough time to get to my second on time so I rush down the hallway to room 202

"…I'm sorry I can't be your girlfriend," I hear a familiar so I walk in check the seating chart and sit down next to Sakura. Who at this point is saluting and weird looking kid and laughing.

The teacher whose name I don't know is screaming about Haikus so is just scribble something in my notebook and had just started to space out when I heard someone stuttering, "Um...Sa…suk..e-k…un…what's a Haiku?" I turn to see Sakura stuttering at me, 'why the hell is she stuttering she sees me all the time?', 'But its kind of hot,' my inner voice says, 'Shut up,' I say back

I just give her a funny look and shrug not wanting to explain because it wouldn't be collected any way so it would be a waste of my time

But wanting to get my point across that I don't like his I say, "Don't ask the weirdo," then I turn back around to face front

As I predicted the teacher didn't collect the drill so I stuck it in my no-longer green but still sticky notebook and looked at the 'worksheet' the teacher handed out, I counted it was 12 pages long

Q. 1. What is the most Youthful thing you did this summer?

What the f is this stuff, so in red pen in big block letters I write 'WHAT THE HELL IS YOUTHFULNESS?' across the first page

Then looking at the clock I see I still have 25 minutes left so I decide to go to sleep for a while

25 minutes later:

"Time to wake up," a girls voice says as she shakes me awake

"Rise and shin sunshine," she says shaking me again

"What?" I say looking up to see Lis standing in front of me

"Time to go to 3rd you're sitting in my seat,"

"Oh well can't keep the princess waiting now can I," I say sarcastically as I drag my self towards the door

"Move faster Uchiha or you'll be late," She calls after me

"Yah yah," I mumble

"See you in 4th," She calls after me

"What?" I say surprised

"Your schedule was in the notebook," She says to clarify how she knows what she has class with me

"Oh, Stalker," I yell and walk down the hall towards Gym

Is Sasuke out of Character, I think our first person broke!

Sorry it took so long to update my computer was being mean

So long for now

COULK