Here are the results of the voting. Yes-4 votes; No-0 votes. I will continue to insult her. Moo ha ha ha ha ha.
Freddy Krueger, Jason X, and a crazy guy named Bob with his imaginary elf that sits on Bob's shoulder, Tim will kill Tohru this time. I'm making all three talk.
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Ways 7, 8, 9: Death by Freddy, Jason, and a crazy guy
"I'm sorry, Freddy for hurting you." Jason said to his burned up pal.
"I'm sorry that we have to deal with Bob and 'Tim'. Really sorry." Freddy said to his hockey masked friend.
"Chocolate, we're being attacked by chocolate." said Bob. His voice was high-pitched and scratchy. "Tim, that is not the Phantom of the Opera. That is Freddy Krueger. Damn elf. Nothing I said, nothing."
"Why do we have to babysit him again?" Jason asked. You can't really tell what expression he's using, cause of the mask.
"Well, he was trying to kill that Honda girl in Japan. Don't you remember?" Freddy said.
"I try not to." Jason said.
(( Flashback)) Japan
"You know how hard it is to eat sushi with this mask on?" Jason said trying his hardest eat the raw fish.
"No cause, I like people to see my face. I don't want to be a coward and hide face." Freddy taunted.
This is what started the fight. Freddy Vs. Jason. Well, Freddy's taunting and Tohru Honda.
"Hey, Kyo, that's the guy who tried to kill me. Or is it one of those two?" Tohru said pointing at Bob (and Tim) then at Freddy and Jason.
They had differences. Bob had a straight jacket and pure white hair. I think you remember Freddy and Jason.
(( End Flashback))
"Ah, yes we had to keep him away from the Honda girl." Jason said.
"Hey, It's you guys." Tohru said.
"Wait, we're in America right?" Freddy asked.
"I'm pretty sure." Jason said.
"I wanted to see if Bob and Tim were okay." Tohru said.
"Tim does not exist." Jason said.
"Yes he does. Can't you see him. He's on Bob's shoulder." Tohru said.
"Personally, I think she should be in the straight jacket." Jason said so everyone including Tim could hear.
"Who's this she your talking about? Is she your girlfriend?" Tohru said.
"Tim wants to ask you, why are you so retarded?" Bob said.
"Well, Tim, I have a brain legion." Tohru said.
"I thought it was a tumor." Jason said.
"I could of taken it out for you." Freddy said waving his claw things.
"Tim, shut up. Just because Jason wears a mask doesn't make him a coward. Even, if Freddy said so." Bob said.
"Maybe, Jason is really ugly under that mask, Tim." Tohru said.
"This is why I fought you Freddy. She never insulted you." Jason said.
"Don't feel bad Jason. Freddy is a rapist burn victim." Tohru said.
"Yes, Tim it is true." Bob said.
"Tim is really, really, mega retarded isn't he?" Tohru asked.
"That's it! You can make fun of Freddy and Jason, but when you mess with Tim. That's were I draw the line!" Bob said tackling her.
"Go Bob!" Jason said. "Let me beat the crap out of her." Jason beat her up for 2 hours.
"Hey, I wonder what her guts look like." Jason said. "Freddy, could you show us?"
"Certainly!" Freddy said. Jason, Freddy, Bob, and Tim examined her guts. Bob poked her small intestine and Tim jumped on it. Freddy stabbed her heart. Jason put his mask on Tohru and took some string, from a kite he had destroyed earlier, and sewed the mask to her face with super glue too.
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