Chapter 7. On request of rock-chick131. Death by George Bush.
Spuffy returns with Bob, Tim and SL. hee hee.
rock-chick131: Hey, thanks.
Volcan 300: Get away while you can.
Spuffy: Hee hee. Hee hee.
tithe-fey: Run!
Spuffy: hee hee hee hee.
rock-chick131: Let's use her method's against her.
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KyoxYuki (Remember my summary 'many different pairings')
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Ways 11, 12, 13, 14, 15: Death by Bush, Spuffy, Bob, Tim, and SL
Japan
(TV) News Flash: President Bush is coming to Japan to arrest the national murderer. This murderer goes by the initials T.H. Who could this be? Bush and his body gaurds have figured out who this is.
"Oh whee. Bush is coming." Kyo said sarcastically.
"I know isn't it exciting." Tohru said. "I heard he has new body gaurds."
"I wonder who?" Yuki said sarcastically.
"Well, you could meet them personally." Bush said. He came in the house. Just then Spuffy, Bob, and SL came in.
"Holy crap. Spuffy, SL." Kyo said.
"If you hurt him. I'll kill you." Yuki said.
"If he attacks the president, we'll hurt him." Spuffy reassured him.
"Bob, Tim." Tohru said. "Where's Freddy and Jason?"
"They were arrested for tax evasion." Bob said.
"Bob, and 'Tim'." Kyo said. "Please tell me I'm going insane."
"Your going insane." SL said.
"Hey, watch it." Yuki said.
"Why are you defending me?" Kyo asked.
"I, uh, well." Yuki blushed.
"Oooo." Spuffy said. Bush coughed.
"Sorry." Spuffy said.
"Tim, I doubt Yuki Sohma is gay." Bob said. "Yes, I realize I have been wrong before."
Bush coughed again.
"Shh. Tim." Bob shushed the elf.
"How's it goin' Tim?" Tohru asked.
"Don't answer that 'Tim'." SL said using hand quotes.
"How dare you Tim, you can't say that." Bob said.
"If you don't shut that 'elf' up I shut him up myself!" Spuffy said.
Bush coughed louder. They returned to a neutral state.
"What are you doing here?" Tohru asked.
"We think we know who the international murderer is." Bob said.
"We think that they are going to strike in Japan." Spuffy said.
"There's been a strange thing on who the murderer is killing." SL said.
"Tim says, The murderer has been killing people who's names start with 'K'." Bob said.
"Kevin Johnson." Spuffy said.
"Kelly Young." Bob said.
"Karen Steely." SL said.
"Tim would like to add, Kenny from South Park." Bob said.
"Why do you think they would hit Japan?" Yuki asked.
"Well, they said they were going to Japan, according to a note they wrote to us." SL replied.
"That's stupid and moronic." Kyo said.
"Wait, what were the initials again?" Yuki asked.
"Tim says, T.H." Bob said.
"I have a feeling that in the next few seconds your gonna find out who T.H. is." SL said.
"I should get my taser ready." Spuffy said.
"Oh god." Yuki said.
Examine the clues. Initials are T.H. T.H. is only killing people with names that start with 'K'. You can understand why Yuki said 'Oh god'.
Tohru pulled out a gun and shot Kyo. Spuffy quickly tasered Tohru. But Tohru is not dead yet.
"Noooo!" Yuki screamed. "You can't die. You can't!"
"Bu-Bush." Tohru said quietly, her voice was strained. She shot Bush too. But he is not dead, either.
"That bitch!" Kyo said.
"Oh, she used the poison bullet didn't she?" Bob said.
"Yup." Spuffy said dumping the shells on the floor.
"This is going to be slow, Kyo." SL said. "Can I go? I vomit when I see people die."
"Yes." Spuffy said. SL ran out. You could hear the faint sound of her vomiting.
"Poor kid, Can Tim and I help her?" Bob asked.
"Sure." Spuffy said. Bob left. "He's as caring as he is insane."
"Please don't die, please." Yuki said sobbing.
"Why do you care?" Kyo said weakly.
"I could answer that." Tohru said lifting her head but Spuffy knocked it back down with her fist.
"Let him speak." Spuffy said.
"All you do is hurt me, so why do you care?" Kyo said more weakly.
"Because, because-" Yuki started. Bob and SL walked in. Bob held SL's mouth so she wouldn't vomit everywhere.
"I hurt you so I hide my real feelings." Yuki said.
"Get on with it." Tohru said. Spuffy tasered her again.
"I-I love you." Yuki said very quietly.
"What? Can't hear you." Kyo said even more weakly.
"I love you." Yuki said.
"We can probably get him out that pool of blood and in your arms in a few seconds." Spuffy said. "We got the place surrounded. 26 ambulances, 18 bomb squads, and 250 other things I can't remember, but they are all here to help who ever is hurt."
"Ooo, penny." Bob said going to the floor and in the process removing his hand. SL vomited a lot.
"Can we get 2 ambulances, and a body bag." Spuffy said into the walkie-talkie.
"He's going to live right?" Yuki said.
"Yes, we won't need a body bag for him or the president. Your gonna have to guess who the bag's for." Spuffy said.
Kyo was nursed back to complete life. Meanwhile,
"You've caused a lot of trouble missy." Bob said. "Yeah, you tell her Tim."
"You have the right to remain silent. Blah, blah, blah, you know the rest." SL said.
"I would of gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you medling kids and the stupid elf, too." Tohru said.
"Shut up!" Bush said.
Spuffy had a metal pipe, SL had a butcher knife, Bush had the gun Tohru was using, and Bob had Jason's chainsaw. Tim had an invisible taser.
Spuffy smashed Tohru over the head with the metal pipe. Then, SL flayed her face off. Meanwhile, Bush was shooting Tohru like crazy. Bob seperated the body parts. Tim 'tasered' her. Bush died afterwards from the poison in the bullets. Looking at the fruits of their labor, Spuffy, SL, Bob, and Tim high-fived each other and went to a sushi place in Kyoto. Yuki and Kyo joined them in their celebration of Tohru's death.
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85 to go. I know last time is said 80 to go. I am bad at math. Sorry. Hee hee. Sorry, about the KyoxYuki thing. Oh well. Keep giving ideas. Don't sue me.
85 TO GO!
-Spuffyfanfictionlover