So sorry. I was caught up with school and other stories.

I don't own characters blah, blah.

This is by my own request. You might or might not find this offensive but I don't really care.

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Chapter 8: Way 16: Death by a vice president

Japan

"Tohru, phone." Kyo said after answering the phone.

"Oh, yeah, I hope it's Bob." Tohru said jumping 33.985 feet in the air. "Hello, this is Tohru Honda."

"Hello, I have been waiting for you." Cheney said.

"Who is this?" Tohru asked.

"Vice President of the United States of America, Dick Cheney." Cheney said.

"Oh hello." Tohru said.

"Would you like to go deer hunting in Colorado with me?" Cheney asked.

"Okay." Tohru said.

"You do realize what your doing?" Yuki said.

"You know just as well as I do, she doesn't realize anything." Kyo said.

They were listening in on the phone call.

"Vice President, Cheney, shot his friend quail hunting." Yuki said.

"He said it was an accident. I believe him." Tohru said.

"You also believe in an elf named Tim." Kyo said.

"Tim's cool, I don't get why everyone is so down on that. I'm going deer hunting with Dick Cheney and nothing is going to stop me." Tohru said triumphantly.

With that speech she turned around and slammed into a wall.

"Except that." Yuki said.

A week later-Colorado

"Do you know how to hunt?" Cheney asked.

"No." Tohru said shooting randomly at a tree. "I think I got one."

"That was a tree." Cheney said.

"No, it was a deer." Tohru retorted.

"How are you going to get the 'deer' out of the ground?" Cheney asked.

"I didn't know that deer grew out of the ground?" Tohru said looking at the tree she just shot.

"They don't!" Cheney yelled.

"Shh. You'll scare the deer away." Tohru said.

All of a sudden a tree branch swung out of nowhere and hit Cheney upside the head.

"Hmm? What was that sound?" Tohru said. "Never mind."

After 32 minutes of shooting trees Tohru realized that Cheney was unconscious.

"Hey Mr. Vice President Dick Cheney, are you okay?" Tohru asked. "Mr. Vice President Dick Cheney?"

She slapped Cheney 12 times. By the 3 time he had woken up.

"Hey, what?" Cheney said. "Wait, stop! Stop! STOP!"

"You're awake. Thank god." Tohru said.

"Who are you?" Cheney said.

"Tohru Honda."

"What are we doing here? Where are we? Are you one of my friends?" Cheney asked.

"Deer hunting, Colorado, yes, one of your best!" Tohru said.

"Oh, okay." Cheney said. "Let's keep hunting."

After 12 minutes a doe appeared in front of them.

"Damn tree, it's in the way." Tohru said. "I'll go knock it down." She cocked her gun.

Cheney cocked his gun, aimed for Tohru. His memory came back and he remembered how annoying she was.

CRAAAAAAAAAACK!

Tohru was bleeding profusely from her temple. Cheney shot the deer gutted it and put the organs on Tohru's body and went back to the White House.

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Moo ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Sorry to those who thought that was offensive. Mr. Cheney, if you are reading this. I'm sorry. Or any of his reps. I'm sorry. If you want to get angry at someone, get angry at Letterman, or SNL. They made some jokes about that too. They might of had permission, though. Well, if you have any contact with Cheney, tell him "I meant no harm and apologize if I did offend someone!"

On further note, REVIEW. Give me ideas. I'm dying here. The Cheney thing was a last resort. Okay, I lied it was my second to last resort. My last resort was the Peterson guy killing Tohru, but that would be pushing it. I don't even remember his name. God, what was it? James? Jacob? Elizabeth? Teoukhdoiut? It shall remain a mystery.

REVIEW OR MAY THE POWER OF SPUFFY COMPEL YOU!

That is all.