The moment you have all been waiting for. All twelve of you. AnnaRegina, Clouds of the Sky, Darkfire1313, Fear the Cheetah, Kitsune Sohma, PerplexedKiss, Queen of the Sheep, SojiSohma SuperSaiyanPenguin, tithe-fey, ultra-violet-catastrophie, Volcan 300. Possibly more!

Thank you, XxFallenxX. A Gestapo legion will kill Tohru. The return of Spuffy and SL will be immanent! I don't know what I just said.

Oh and thank you Fear the Cheetah, I know pretty damn well that I rock.

NEWS FLASH SL has an account. SojiSohma! Whoo! But she prefers to be called SL on this fic.

Chapter 9: Way 17: Death by Gestapo

Japan

"Yo, SL! Why are we here?" Spuffy asked angrily.

"E3, you dolt!" SL retorted.

"Yeah, sorry. I had a Tohru moment." Spuffy said.

"Don't you mean blonde moment?" SL said.

"Nope!" Spuffy answered bluntly.

"Oh, I get it." SL said, and then rolled her eyes at Spuffy's idiocy.

"Don't they have a time machine this year?" Spuffy asked.

"Yeah, creepy!" SL said.

"Tell me about it!" Spuffy said.

Later-E3-near the time machine

"I wonder if it works." Spuffy said.

"What the heck is that?" Tohru asked.

"No!" SL shrieked/whispered.

"Just duck and act like someone else." Spuffy whispered.

"Can I be Chester Bennington?" SL asked.

"No!" Spuffy retorted/whispered. "He screams!"

"We should just shut up, so she doesn't-" SL was cut off.

"Hey, Spuffy, SL! How are you two?" Tohru screeched.

"Hey, Tohru. We are horrible." Spuffy said chuckling hysterically.

"Spuffy, did you take your medicine this morning?" SL said.

"No, lets go and I will take it!" Spuffy said sounding like a robot. No offense to robots.

"Hey, I want to see Hitler in the time machine." SL said.

"Hey, that sounds cool!" Tohru said.

"Maybe the Gestapo will kill her." Spuffy whispered to SL.

"Good, good. We'll kill the bitch." Tohru said rubbing her hands evilly.

Spuffy being the evil technological genius broke into the system of the time machine and made it go to the time of Hitler!

"Moo ha ha ha ha ha ha!" Spuffy cackled and the 3 were blasted through a spinning light of spiny lights!

"Holy mother of sh-" Spuffy landed on the ground hard.

"Holy mother of Kyo!" SL screamed as she hit the ground.

"Hey guys why are you on the ground?" Tohru asked. She landed on her feet but not hard.

"Bit-" Spuffy started. A bomb exploded.

"Hey, you two get up and help fight." Some Gestapo guy yelled at them.

"Okay." Spuffy said enthusiastically. "Got any M80s?"

"Yeah." The guy answered.

"Sweet," looks were the camera would be. "See seiferalmasy911, this is a real gun, bitch!"

"Isn't seifer you're forum friend?" SL asked.

"Yeah, so?" Spuffy said.

"Just wondering, lets kick some ass!" SL said pumping her fist into the air.

Spuffy fired in any random direction, completely forgetting Tohru and SL.

"Get me some GLOCKs baby!" SL shrieked to the skies.

Spuffy ran back.

"They haven't invented those yet."

"Oh." SL remembered. "Hey, Tohru you should visit Hitler."

SL and Spuffy tried to kill the Gestapo instead of the Jews. It really didn't help that those two couldn't aim to save their lives.

"Tohru, and I can't believe I'm gonna say this, we need you're help!" Spuffy pleaded.

"Please!" SL demanded.

"Okay." Tohru said proudly.

"Here's a M60." Spuffy handed the gun over.

"Let's do this!" SL shrieked.

Spuffy and SL started to taunt the other Gestapo and when they finally noticed Spuffy and SL, they bolted.

The Gestapo eyed Tohru evilly and started shooting there M15s, M60s, M79s, and M80s at Tohru.

Spuffy pulled out her digital camera at the last minute to get some awesome snapshots of the guns. She was more interested in the guns than Tohru's mangled body. But, (insert trumpet fanfare here), SL grabbed the camera from Spuffy and started flashing many pics of the body.

"Let's go back to the convention, I wanna get me a X-box 360!" Spuffy exclaimed.

"Righty-o." SL said.

They walked back to where they thought the time machine had thrown them. They searched for 32 minutes straight until…

"It's time to die!" a Gestapo said.

"Well, this screws my plans to die laughing." Spuffy said.

"Well, you could laugh now." SL said optimistically.

Spuffy started cackling hysterically.

IN MEMORIAM

SPUFFY THE YAOI CULT LEADER AND SOJISOHMA "SL"

GONE BUT FORGOTTEN!

I loved that last part. Didn't you.

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