So, today the immanent death of Tohru Honda will be very, very strange!

List of people who will kill Tohru today!

Chester Bennington, the lead singer of Linkin Park, sadly he must die! Sorry but he'll kill Tohru first.

Lazlow (Jones), the infamous host of Chatterbox on GTA III! I also named my dog after him, but my dog's name is Lazlo, to skip out on the copywriting lawsuit! I also named him before the show/cartoon Camp Lazlo. My dog was born on March 23, 2003. I believe, 2 years before the show.

Shane cough Sherwin cough, the least reoccurring OC!

This will complete 20 of my Tohru killing saga!

Once again, SL and I will be here!

Chapter 10: Ways 18,19, 20: Death by Chester, Lazlow, and Shane!

Japan, Tokyo, some arena

"Being the personal friends of Mike Shinoda has its perks!" Spuffy said

"Very true!" SL said, "But did we need to bring him?"

"Well, he brought his tennis racquet, so if Chester is attacked he will attempt to kill them with a tennis racquet.

"So, Shane, you like our bitch Thomas?" SL asked.

"Yup, I always hated him. He wasn't tight."

So, Chester was screa-I mean-singing One Step Closer.

(Chester) Every thing you say to me,

(Mike) Sends me one step closer to the edge

(C, M) And I'm about to…Break!

(Mike) I need you all to sing with Chester, I want to hear everyone in here! Are you ready?

--crowd screams—

(Chester) SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU, SH-

He stopped; a growling sound came from his chest. Suddenly, his heart flew out of his body! Mike passed out. Blood flied on the first 3 rows of people and chunks of flesh fell on Thomas. Spuffy, having the greatest Chester memorabilia, killed Thomas and had SL put the flesh bits in a baggie. Spuffy being in tennis learned a very important skill. When there is a lob ball, depending if you're right handed or left handed, you have to keep the ball on your writing hand side and wait until it drops. The ball will take its first bounce and you have to return it really hard, if you want it to go over the net. She kept the heart on her right side and followed it until it dropped, but it did not drop. It hit one Miss Tohru Honda, square in the face. This knocked her unconscious. Spuffy grabbed Chester's heart and ran back to wear SL, Shane, and the body of Thomas were.

"Shane, protect the heart and me." She put Chester before herself.

Shane nodded "Yes, ma'am! That would be tight." He saluted.

"We really degraded him." SL added. Spuffy gave her this look that said 'Does it look like I care about Shane?' SL answered the look. "No."

No one really came after the heart. They were too disgusted. Even after his heart launched out of his body, Chester remained standing. The love of his many fans kept him alive for the mean time. Mike was still unconscious. Chester jumped off the stage.

"Hey, did my heart touch anyone when it landed?" Chester asked.

"Yeah, Tohru and, well, me." Spuffy held the heart up for him.

"Hey, keep it."

"Sweetness!" Spuffy said holding the non-pulsating heart.

"Hey, Shane, protect him." SL commanded. Shane merely nodded and said "Tight!"

He followed Chester into the crowd. Spuffy took Thomas's cell phone and called Lazlo (the dog).

"Hey, Lazlo, get Lazlow." Spuffy said sweetly to the most adorable miniature dachshund ever! Lazlo barked his answer into the phone. He immediately dialed the number to Lazlow with his paw.

"Woof, bark, bark, woof!" Lazlo barked.

"I'll be in Tokyo in a flash minutes." Lazlow said. Lazlow used his magical powers to poof to Tokyo. "Hey, watcha need Spuff?"

"I need you to help Chester." Spuffy said. Lazlow saluted and ran up to where Chester and Shane were walking.

They found Tohru on the ground with a giant red splash mark on her face.

"That looks tight!" Shane exclaimed. Chester and Lazlow just stared at him.

"She needs to die, she was the first person to touch my heart, when it flew out of my body." Chester said.

"It was more like launch but it was tight!" Shane corrected.

"Quit saying 'tight'!" Lazlow and Chester said in unison.

"Aw, but saying 'tight' is tight." Shane threw a small fit.

"Oh-Kay." Lazlow was weirded out by this.

Chester took his mic and took the plastic part off and revealed a small dagger like object. Lazlow took his .45 pistols and loaded them. Chck-chck. Shane had his tennis racquet, doy!

"Say hallo to my little friends!" Chester said evilly.

"Mwahahahahahahaha!" Shane laughed. "This is gonna be tight!"

Lazlow fired his pistols into Tohru's annoying face, blasting them to shreds! Shane beat her body with the racquet but on the 32nd hit; the racquet came up and hit him in the head, killing him! Chester threw the mic/dagger at Tohru's own heart!

"That's for takin' mine, bitch!" Chester said. Chester keeled over after saying his small speech.

Lazlow shrugged, put his arms out and put them on top of each other and nodded on them. He poofed. Cough I Dream of Jeannie cough

"Hey, SL wanna go get some pocky?"

"Yeah, definitely, we should bring Mike too."

IN MEMORIAM

CHESTER BENNINGTON, LEAD VOCALIST OF LINKIN PARK

LOVED BY MANY! GONE BUT NEVER FORGOTTEN

IN MEMORIAM

SHANE SHERWIN, A GUY WHO SAYS 'TIGHT' WAY TOO MUCH

GONE BUT TIGHTLY FORGOTTEN

IN MEMORIAM

THOMAS BOWERS, SOME ANNOYING BITCH OF SPUFFY THE YAOI CULT LEADER AND SOJISOHMA "SL"

GONEBUT COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN

See I do have an imagination; it's just not good!

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