First off, I'll like to thank Nightw02 for these ideas. Start the fic.
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"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars." Said 'the Voice' "Bull Dog... he still sleeps with a pacifer."
"Uh, no I don't." replied Bulldog.
"Bull Dog ... he always cheats at poker."
"You got that wrong. It's PAW POOCH that cheats at poker."
"Bull Dog ... he competes in the "Running of the Bulls" festival in Spain every year he gets the chance."
"What are you talking about?"
"Bull Dog ... he uses Barbie dolls to practice pick-up lines he wants to use on Brainy Barker.
"No I don't, I use a Hello Kitty! Wait, that didn't came out right."
"Bull Dog ... he moonlights between the Dog Stars and the Road Rovers."
"The who Rovers?"
"Bull Dog ... he's actually the illegitmate great grandson of Mickey Mouse's dog, Pluto's arch-rival Butch the Bulldog."
"Okay, I don't know what 'illegitmate' means, but I do know I'm NOT related to that guy!"
"Bull Dog...he got banned from Acme Acres for harrassing Sylvester, Sylvester Junior, Penelope AND Furrball too often."
"I never chased cats. Okay, I chased Snooky, but that for a whole deferent reason."
"Bull Dog...he spiked the punch at a Cartoon Network super-heroes' New Years' Eve party and instigated a brawl between Inuyasha and Naruto just for laughs."
"THAT WAS DON PATCH WHO SPIKED THE PUNCH, NOT ME!"
"Now you know, Bull Dog."
"No they don't!"
"Yes they do." The camera moves away from Bulldog.
"Come back here you Bloomen voice."