JINGLE BELL SECRETS PART II

Title Card

Fionna, Cake and BMA are all passed out on the floor with the Ice Queen cackling away

"...AAAAAAAAAaaa [singing] aaaloutte, gentille Alouette, Alouette, je te plumerai. Je te plumerai la tête! Je te plumerai la tête! Alouette, [Flopping lips with fingers] je te plumerai!" Cake sang.

Fionna and BMA applauded "Oh, I guess you do know the words, anyways start the video BMA!" Said Fionna

Outside of the Treehouse Ice Queen has finished covering all of it in snow. "There! Let's see how they like it to be on the receiving line of cold" she grunts

Fionna starts to feel cold all of a sudden. "I might need a stronger sweater." She shivered

"Yeah it's pretty chilly in here.." Cake agrees

Ice Queen clears through the snow to look through the window and sees the trio wearing Christmas sweaters. "I wanna wear Christmas sweaters!" She shouts in envy. "No fair! Agh... what's on those tapes...? I can kinda... make it out... Dang it, BMA, just turn to your right a little... Ugh!! By the power of ice... I want your cup of cocoa to fall over. [BMA's hot chocolate freezes, rises from the cup, and knocks the cup over.] Yes! Now turn and pick it up... [BMA turns of her own accord.] Yes... Yes..." she gasps as she views herself on BMA's screen. She was so angry her eyes light up. "That's... me? THEY'RE WATCHING MY SECRET TAPES?!" She flies away from window angrily. "AND THEY'RE COZY? I'll SHOW THEM!" She flies down and creates a snowman. "This snowman looks pretty good. [Smiles] Pretty darn good!" [He puts a face on it and laughs playfully.]

Inside the Treehouse Fionna and Cake continue to watch the tape and this one is another one with the Ice Queen crying. A sea lion walks up but obviously the Ice Queen was not the mood. "Morph."

"CAN'T I HAVE A LITTLE BUT OF PRIVACY PLEASE?" She hissed. The sea lion walks away and she continues crying.

BMA then stops playing the tape. "I think I can break the code, Fionna"

"Really?"

"Yes. I have detected a noticeable pattern in the tears of sadness that fall from the Ice King's eyeballs." BMA demonstrates on the screen. "Her tears drop at an equal rate until the fourteenth tear, when the right eye drops two tears instead of one."

"Whoa..." said Fionna

"This is so fascinating!" Cake exclaimed

"The fourteenth letter of the alphabet is "N" If I print the letter "N" every time the Ice Queen says an "N" word, it looks like this!" BMA prints a paper that says "The paper shows NACII art of a sea lion" with a picture of a sea lion on it.

Fionna grabs the paper, takes a look at it and furiously rips it "WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!"

Meanwhile, Ice Queen is still outside and she has now created an entire snowman army as she paces back and forth in front of them. "Some of you won't survive this. You'll melt or split in half or your head will fall off... but that's fine... because you're made of snow. Only one thing matters today! Getting into that treehouse, getting my tapes back, and beating up Fionna and Cake! [Beat] Maybe BMA...Yeah, BMA too! Who's with me?!"

There is no response from the snowmen. "Hey, why're you guys so quiet? Are you mad? [Snaps] Oh, that's right. You're not alive yet. My bad hehe." She uses his ice magic to put life into the snowmen. The snowmen yell and grunt.

Cake groans "she's at it again." The trio run towards the window of the front door downstairs. When Fionna opens the curtains is Ice Queen right in front of the window.

"Gimme my tapes back."

"No way! I know you've got evil secrets on these, and we're gonna find 'em!" Fionna yelled

"Snowmen! Attack!" Ice Queen commands. But her plan backfires as they attack HER instead! "Ow ow! What are you idiots doing?!" Ice Queen yells and Fionna quickly closes the curtains

"Crip, Cake! We gotta unravel these evil secrets at warp-crazy!" Fionna says

"Let's go hide underneath your bed just in case she gets inside!" Cake replies

Now in the bedroom hiding underneath Fionna's bed they begin watching another tape. Ice Queen has a microphone and is pretending to be a news reporter.

"Good morning. You're watching the evening news. There's been an unfortunate event. Let's go talk to some witnesses." She turns the camera to an imprisoned Wildberry Prince. "Prince, what's your name?" She says as she points the microphone towards WB.

"Please! Just let me go home!" The Prince said

"So, Princess 'Please-let-me-go-home,' what was it like to experience this tragedy?"

"What? I... I don't... uh... um..." Wildberry Prince stammers

"Yeah, we're on air, boo, so spit it out." Said the Ice Queen

"I... I don't know what you're talking about."

"Obviously traumatized and in a state of shock. Let's go ask somebody else something." Ice Queen then turns the camera upside-down. "So Upside-down Princess, do you think things will change politically because of today's events?"

"You're really scaring me..." WB says

"Well, there ya have it, folks. People are very upset that Gunta tried to eat Ice Queen's shoes! Very upset! That's why Gunta has to stay in the corner!" She turns the camera to a sea lion.

"What a weirdo." Fionna said. But suddenly they hear a loud noice coming from the roof. "She's sneaking in through the chimney!"

Just then the Ice Queen burst through the chimney into the house! "Ah...the element of surprise!" She said. "Oh wow, I'm filthy!" She says as she looks at her dress covered in dirt from the insides of the chimney. She takes it off but still not satisfied. "Well now I'm cleaner, but nakeder, which is unsanitary!" She walks to the dining room and spots a table with a lot of snacks on the table with a cloth underneath. "Ohh! Mmm..." The witch admires as she licks her lips "Just what I need..." She pulls the table cloth from under the dishes, shattering and spilling everything on the table. "Hehehehe" She dons the yellow cloth; goes to door and opens it to reveal four waiting snowmen "Come on, come on!" She says to them while they walk in. She then pulls out a locket with pictures of Fionna and Cake. "See? This is what they look like! Find them!" The snowman scour the house.

Meanwhile in the bedroom, the duo continue watching the tapes. Ice Queen had on a Marshall Lee wig while singing a cover of his song.

"Mommy, why did you eat my pie?

I bought it, they were mine.

But you ate it, you ate my pie."

"Dang this woman needs help." Cake said while rolling her eyes

Back in the kitchen one of the snowmen opens the fridge and gestures the others to join in. "They wouldn't be in the fruit bowl!" The Ice Queen whispered to a snowman who had it's face stuck inside a fruit bowl. "Ohhh wow!" She sees that said snowman has an apple on it's nose. "Look at your nose shining so bright! You're so unique! I'll name you Bright Nose and make you the leader of the pack!" As she says that she accidentally knock the apple of the snowman. "Well now you're just boring." The snowman gives her a devastated look.

As the duo continue watching a tape of the Ice Queen crying, a snowman notices and knocks the bed over, uncovering them.

"Now gimme my tapes back! THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE BURIED!! IN THE GROUND!!" She fires an ice blast at the heroines but they quickly dodge. "Snow goons! ATTACK!" She cries.

BMA goes into hiding while Fionna punched the face off a snowman and Cake enlarged her hands and clapped another snowman.

"Fionna! There's one more tape!" BMA yelled.

"Quickly, play it! Her evil secret must be on that tape!"

"No BMA please don't play it!" Ice Queen urged.

BMA plays the tape anyways and a human woman can be seen on screen sitting at a desk with a window showcasing a snowy town in the background. She was wearing a buttoned up coat with a long black skirt and had dark brown hair that went pass her shoulders. She wore glasses underneath her eyes.

"Hello, my name is Simone Perisic. I am recording this tape so that people will know my story." Said the woman

"NOOO! TURN IT OFF BMA, TURN IT OFF!" Ice Queen pleaded

"I was studying to be an antiquarian of ancient artifacts. I never believed in supernatural stuff myself-just had a fascination with superstitions... but everything changed when I came into comeback with this item." She walks over to a safe, opens it and pulls out a gem-encrusted tiara.

Fionna and Cake gasped. "The Ice Queen!" They yelled simultaneously. They come closer to BMA and take a closer look. Ice Queen doing the same.

"After purchasing this crown from an old dock worker in northern Scandinavia, I brought it home and excitedly showed my fiancée Bennet, [Putting tiara on] and jokingly put it on my head just for a laugh or something... and that's when it started... The visions... [Whispering] I fought with them... [Raising his voice, frightened] Shouted at them until I realized it wasn't real—it was the tiara!! [Taking crown off] I quickly took it off... and saw my fiancée in front of me... [Whispering] looking at me with such contempt. What had I said? What had I done when I wore this tiara? All I know is I never saw Bennet again."

Another recording activates. Simone now has paler hair, blue skin, and longer eyebrows. "Since then, I see the visions always whether or not I wear the tiara. They tell me the secrets... the secrets of the ice and snow... that the power of the tiara will save me with its frost. I don't yet know what this means. As you can see, my skin is beginning to turn blue. My body temperature has been lowering at a supernatural rate, to what is now about 30C. I don't know when it will end... I'm really scared..."

Another recording activates. Simone now has even longer eyebrows with white eyes. "I know my mind is changing... but I'm already too far gone to know what to do. I want people to know that... if I do things... if I do things that hurt anyone, please... please forgive me."

Yet another recording activates. Simone now very closely resembles Ice Queen. "Just watch over me until I can find a way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity!! And then maybe Bennet, my prince... maybe you will love me again. Please love me again, Betty!!" Simone sobbed. Then Ice Queen sobbed.

"Drrr-AMA bomb!!" Cake said.

"Now you know my secret! You know... that I used to wear glasses!" The Ice Queen sobbed. "Maybe kidnapping Wildberry Princess will cheer me up."

It was then Fionna realized that they may have been too harsh on the Ice Queen. She felt really bad for the way they treated her at times. "Wait Ice Queen, BMA eject tape." BMA ejects the tape and it flies with the other tapes in the case. Fionna closes the case and handed to the witch. "Here you go Ice Queen."

"What's this? You're giving me... a gift?" Ice Queen asked

"No... well... these belong to you."

"Oh but it's not even my birthday! This is so exciting! [Opens case] Video tapes! Heh, you know, I had a bunch of these once, but I threw them away! This is great, Fionna! Thank you!"

"It's from me too." Cake added

"Oh! I have presents for you guys too! Here you go a small oak tree! I chopped it down in one full swoop! And this is for you!" She tossed a dead squirrel to Cake.

"Uh... thanks." Cake said

"Oh isn't this fun?! We're giving each other presents, we're wearing silly clothes, there's snow everywhere... Let's do this every day!" Ice Queen suggested

"Um, how about once a year?"

"Okay, that sounds good." She giggled in response

"And so it was decided... that once every year when the weather got chilly, that Fionna, Cake, the Ice Queen, BMA, Prince Gumball, Marshall Lee the Vampire King (who was outside looking through the window, Cinnamon Bun, Butterscotch Maid, Lil, a candy cane woman, one of the gumdrop boys, Lord Monochromicorn, Lumpy Space Prince, that guy, the other guy, a pig, Tree Trunks, a two-headed duck, the old crazy Tart Toter, the punch bowl, a booger, and Gunta... would get together while wearing really big sweaters and watch videos on the floor next to a fire... to celebrate the day when Fionna and Cake had a fleeting moment of empathy for the biggest weirdo in Aaa. It was a miracle. Good night." Sheldon Narrated.

Trivia

Despite having ice powers and being able to form ice/snow creatures from purely his magic, Ice Queen chose not to use it, and instead brings them to life using magic after she had built them one by one.

Simone said her body temperature was 30C (86F). This means she was about 7C or 13F below normal, at the time.

It would seem that Fionna understands and is somewhat empathetic to the Ice Queen's past, as she willingly gives the Ice Queen back her tapes, telling BMA to eject the tape that tells the Ice Queen's story, and acknowledging that the tapes belong to her.

This is the first time all the main characters are shown in one episode.

It is stated that Simon bought the Crown in Scandinavia. Scandinavia is a real place on Earth, consisting of the countries of Norway, Sweden and Denmark; though sometimes includes Finland, Iceland and the Åland Islands.

This is the first episode where a song was sung, for the second time in another episode. The Ice Queen is seen singing the "Pie Song," sung previously in the episode "It Came from the Nightosphere" by Marshall Lee.