Title: A New Obsession

Authoress: Akira of the Twilight

Couplings: KaixTyson mentions of KeixTakao

Warning: Humor and yaoi

Rating: PG 13

Summary: Tyson decides to teach Takao and Kei about anime, so he and Kai can have some time to themselves

Time: Takes place while everybody is living in Kai's house.

Dedication: This one-shot is dedicated to Tysonkaiexperiment for being so sweet and an awesome writer!

Disclaimer: Fanfiction: fictional stories written by fans who don't own anything but their own imagination, and sometimes not even that.

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Tyson was dazed. One minute he was having a heavy make out session with Kai and the next Kai had pulled away and started glaring at something behind the wall. Resting his hand on Kai's shoulder he managed to revert his boyfriend's attention back to him. "What's wrong Kai?"

Scowling Kai pointed at the wall he had been glaring at, and for the first time did Tyson hear the noises coming from behind it.

"Takao-chan!" Kei's voice whined.

"Not now," was Takao's reply.

"Don't you love me?"

"Maybe."

"Maybe! After all the things we've been through and you say maybe! Fine! Maybe I didn't ever want to marry you!"

"That's fine with me."

"Taka!" There was a loud crashing sound that Tyson guessed was Kei pouncing and clinging to Takao. "You know I love you! I always wanted to marry you!"

"I know."

"You know? What do you mean?"

"…"

"Damn it Takao-chan! Tell me!"

"That's my problem!" Kai hissed venomously under his breath. "I can't kiss you if those to are causing such a ruckus. It's too distracting."

"It's not too bad Kai," Tyson tried to comfort his lover and reached up to wrap his arms around Kai's neck. Leaning forward he gave Kai a quick peck on the lips before pulling back and smiling up at him. "Come on, just try to ignore them."

At first it seemed like Kai was going to protest but before he could utter a word Tyson pressed his lips against Kai's. Smiling into the kiss Kai let his arms wrap around Tyson's waist and pushed the bluenette down so they were both lying on the couch.

"NOT HERE KEI!"

"But Takao!"

Smack

"When I say 'not here' I mean 'not here' KAIDO!"

Kai pushed himself off Tyson with a growl and stomped out the room giving off a red battle aura, even an idiot would know not to mess with Kai right now unless they wished to die a slow painful death. "Shut the fuck up you two! The whole friggin' house can hear you!"

Sighing in defeat Tyson knew what he had to do if he ever wanted to have another make out session with his boyfriend ever again. I'm going to have to find something to occupy Takao and Kei's time.

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"Anime? What is that?" Takao asked curiously while eyeing Kei warily, who was sitting on the other side of the couch. His lover had yet to make a move on him since their fight, which could only mean one thing, Kei was planning something.

"It's a form of entertainment," Tyson explained.

"Is it more entertaining than sex?"

Takao promptly hit Kei over the head for the comment while Tyson gave him a heated glare.

"What?" Kei whined while holding his head where Takao had hit him. He'd probably have a bump soon. Oh the abuse he suffered, but it was all worth it as long as he got to be with his Takao.

"Don't make those kinds of comments," Takao chided.

Clearing his throat Tyson successfully got the bickering couple's attention. "Okay. As I was saying, anime is basically like all those TV shows you saw on the television, but they are all drawn and come from Japan. There are also many different types of anime. Any questions?"

"Why do you want us to watch anime?" Kei asked. Silence filled the room as Takao and Kei waited for Tyson's answer and the longer they waited the more suspicious they grew.

I can't just tell them I want to make out with Kai in peace. They'll make fun of me. Tyson thought. "I just thought that… um… well… since I love it so much that… um… you would too?"

Again there was nothing but awkward silence as Takao and Kei tried to comprehend what Tyson was saying and also trying to figure out what the boy was up to. When they remained clueless they both just shrugged.

Smiling in relief Tyson resisted the urge to sigh. "Okay then! Let's get this anime started." Picking up the remote from the floor where it had been tossed earlier he proceeded to hit the play button and then tossed it back on the ground and left the room in a sprint.

"He is up to something," Kei stated.

"You got that right."

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Tyson could have screamed for joy. Finally, he could be with Kai again. No longer would he have to worry about Kei and Takao's conversations interrupting them.

Little did Tyson know how crazy some anime fans could get.

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"YES! THE BITCH IS ABOUT TO GET RUN OVER!" Kei screamed as a loud screeching sound came from the TV and the girl on the screen just barely jumped out of the street in time to avoid the car that was about to run her over.

"OH DRAGOON! THAT GUY IN THE CAR IS SO HOT AND SEXY!" Takao shouted when the man who had been driving stepped out of the car.

"NOOOOOOOO!" Kei wailed. Tears poured down his eyes when the girl just barely survived. Why did the maker of this anime have to be so cruel? So caught up in his own self-pity Kei hadn't heard Takao's comment on the guy who emerged from the car.

Suddenly Takao's face took on a disgruntled look. "HELL NO! WHY THE FUCK IS IT THAT ALL THE BITCHES GET THE GOOD LOOKING GUYS!"

Five minutes passed and Kei and Takao remained silent, too transfixed with what was going on the TV screen to care about what was going on around them. Abruptly they both squealed in delight.

"OH KAMI! KEI DON'T YOU THINK THOSE TWO BOYS WOULD MAKE SUCH A CUTE COUPLE. THEY'RE BOTH SO ADORABLE." Takao's eyes glowed with little stars as his mind was filled with what it would be like if the two boys were to hook up.

"I KNOW! I KNOW!" Kei said excitedly. "ESPECIALLY WITH THE WAY HOW KOUGA PROTECTS SETSUNA."

"AND HOW THEY'RE ALWAYS TOGETHER!"

"AND THE WAY THEY TALK TO EACH OTHER! YOU KNOW THERE'S GOT TO BE MORE THAN FRIENDSHIP BETWEEN THEM!"

"I KNOW!"

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Tyson could cry. Kai and him had been so close to going pass making out to the next level, but just as things were getting a little more heated Kei and Takao started screaming and Kai was immediately out of the mood.

I better not let them find out about yaoi porn anime or else they'll be screaming for days. Tyson thought.