Tke: I'm back! Didn't you all just MISS me?

BB Gang: …

Tke: … you jerks…

BB Gang: grin

Tke: then let's just start! YOU WENCH!

Ming-Ming: ME?

Tke: you're a wench, aren't you?

Ming-Ming: staring off at Kenny who's staring off at Hiromi yes!

Tke: then go get me and group hot chocolate!

Ming-Ming: yes my lord! Leaves

Hiromi: hot chocolate?

Tke: I hate coffee leave me alone. (Unless it's a Jasmine Dragon Phoenix Pearl Tea Latte from Coffee Bean! HELL YEAH!) Anyways, for your information, yes, I Tysonkaiexperiment own the Double Trouble Duo.

Cast: Double Trouble Duo?

Tke: yes, the Double Trouble Duo, Kaido Kei and Kinomiya Takao.

Ren: eye twitch so YOU'RE the one who made Kaido Kei a pervert!

Tke: grins that would be me… oh shit… realizes she's talking to THE Kinomiya Ren before running with him hot on her tail

Ren: YOU GAVE KAIDO MY BABY BROTHER!

Takao: eye twitch BABY brother!

Kei: don't worry Taka-koi; I'm sure he didn't mean it.

Takao: eye twitches again

Tke: ALL RIGHT let's just START!

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Title: You May Not Have Another Fortune

Authoress: Tysonkaiexperiment

Coupling: KeiXTakao, MichaelXTakao (in Michael's mind at least), implied Kai HiwatariXTyson Granger and Ray KonXMax Tate

Warnings: Yaoi, cuss words, a bit of violence

Story Number: 005

Summary: Michael goes to get his fortune read and he comes up with something he doesn't wish he saw. So he decides to follow the advice of another to get what he wants.

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Summers Michael stomped his way down the passageway of the hotel's secret area. He'd often gone down to have amazing fortunes read, happy ones usually, about money or land, and such. However, today was going to be horrible, he knew for sure. Upon walking through the Kinomiya castle, Michael had heard some interesting information about the one he was trying to marry.

Recently, Michael came to Japan to create an alliance with the Kinomiya Kingdom, however he wasn't sure whom he was marrying. The older one, Kinomiya Ren, was very handsome, thin face, shoulder length slate hair, deep and dark red eyes, and slightly tanned skin. However, the younger Kinomiya, Takao, was the one Michael decided he should marry. He had long midnight dark hair, midnight blue eyes darker than the sky, and tanned skin with a cherub face. Michael couldn't help but give a small smirk when he remembered Takao's shocked and happy face when he purposed. (Cough… Takao's face was actually covered in shock and horror, however, this IS Michael's mind…)

So now, Michael was happily engaged to Kinomiya Takao (okay… at least MICHAEL was happy…) and everything was going well. Until Michael heard it, that… MIZUHARA! URGH! Just because that BLONDIE, Mizuhara Myrou, was Takao's cousin gave him no right to say that!

But according to Myrou, Takao had already secretly been engaged before he met Michael. Michael was at first going to confront Ren, however something told him to listen, and he recreated it. According to Myrou, Kinomiya Takao, Southern Prince of Japan, was already engaged to Kaido Kei of Northern Prince of Japan. DAMMIT!

Michael KNEW that Kaido Kei was the man of EVERY girl's (and some guys) wet dreams. Kei had two-toned hair, the front grey and the front dark blue, he had pale skin, burning garnet eyes, and he had loved face paint-the color blue mostly. So if Kaido Kei had already wrapped Kinomiya Takao around his finger, Michael wondered whom else he could get.

Dragoon's owner, Kinomiya Takao, was a hard person to date. So if Dranzer's owner, Kaido Kei, had gotten Takao-san to marry him…

FUCK!

EVERYTHING WAS WRONG!

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AH-CHOO

Kaido Kei rubbed his nose wearily he quickly moved a Go piece.

Kinomiya Takao walked over and placed a hand on Kei's forehead, "You sick?"

"Someone's talking about you." Came the response from Kei's Go opponent.

"Shut up." Came Kei's snort to his opponent, Mizuhara Myrou, at just the chuckle of the line.

"Just thought I'd help."

AH-CHOO

One Kinomiya Takao sweatdropped as one Kaido Kei glared at one Mizuhara Myrou.

"Not one word, Mizuhara, not one word."

AH-CHOO

One grin from Myrou and one bigger sweatdrop from Takao

"DAMMIT! YOU WON'T SEE YOUR LOVER OF A NEKO-JIN AGAIN, MIZUHARA!"

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"Ah yes…" came the young lady's voice, her face hidden from Michael's view with her red robe. "I see someone in your future, she's very pretty…" The lady almost choked out the word pretty.

Michael glared, raising the table and throwing it against the wall, shattering the lady's crystal ball. "THE ONLY ONE FOR ME IS KINOMIYA TAKAO, HE DOESN'T BELONG TO DRANZER'S HEIR! GOT IT?" With that, Michael stormed out of the room, his face dark with fury and hatred.

The lady removed her hood, showing flowing dark midnight hair and deep green eyes, she gave a grin. She smiled, this lady known as Kinomiya Sonomi, mother of Ren and Takao Kinomiya. "My son isn't in your future Summers." Her grin grew wider. "You May not have another fortune."

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AH-CHOO!

"I think you are sick." Takao glared at his fiancée with some humor in his eyes.

Ruby crimson met with midnight blue.

"Shut up."

AH-CHOO!

Takao sighed, again.

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Tke: okay, so did ya like it?

Kei: it was short…

Tke: shut up and except the fact that Kinomiya Takao is yours.

Takao: …

Kei: does a little dance yay!

Tke: ya know… considering that Kei and Kai look alike… that's kinda frightening…

Takao: V.V now you know what I live with.