You know the drill
Hi everyone! I've finally graduated High School in three months if you can believe it! 11-17-06—finally a high school graduate!! It took a while but it was worth it. (Mainly because my mom took me out for pizza to celebrate!)
"Father, who is this woman? And why is she interrupting the story?!" Kyuubi-san
Author—be glad I'm in such a good mood fox. Otherwise I'd have bitten your head off right now.
Son, never piss off the writer. They may give you a smaller role in the story.—Tails
Author—Tails for that, I'm gonna have you appear more often!
Akidoshi—will you stop bragging about being a graduate already?!
Author—hey, I have a good reason to brag! I worked my tail off just to get to this point!!
Akidoshi—whatever
Author—you're jealous aren't you?
Akidoshi—I am NOT jealous!
Tails and Naruto—she's jealous.
Author—why am I not surprised?
"You still haven't explained why she is interrupting the story."
Author—KYUUBI! I am not interrupting the story! It's called an author's break! GET USED TO IT!
(Kyuubi starts to back away from author slowly. Author glares at him for interrupting her again.)
Author—Gomen Nasai everyone. I ate too much pizza.
Naruto—why didn't you celebrate with ramen?
Author—a) because I don't really care for ramen right now b) we don't have any ramen in the house and c) that's your way of celebrating NOT mine.
Naru-chan—she has a point you know
Author—oops. I forgot that I use this time to talk about my fanfics. My bad. I have 2 fanfics which need some help. The first is the newest one, the Tale of Luna Mousey, and the other is the tale of Norse deities. The second one is where your opinion really matters. I am going to have them travel to different dimensions and I can't figure out which (ANIME/MANGA) to send them to first. I will consider each suggestion.
"If you're so good with fanfics then why do you need their help? And why in the world did you include AUTHOR'S BREAK in every fanfic on the thirteenth chapter?" Kyuubi
Author—well either I took a break from the story to explain things or I would have had to waste space on the story chapter to answer things.
Dark—but why every 13th chapter?!
Author—Dark, will you spell triskaidekaphobia for me?
Dark—what the hell is that?
Author—fancy term for fear of the number thirteen. I saw that in the paper last Friday the 13th.
Dark—that doesn't answer my question. WHY every 13th chapter?!
Author—it's my favorite number. And it's easy to remember.
Luna—Dark, you have no clue what she means do you?
Dark—whatever gave you that idea?!
Satoshi—baka. You really are the most clueless thief in history.
Author—before I forget, here's a little advice for the reviewers. PLEASE DON'T USE THE TERMS MARY SUE OR GARY STU IN YOUR REVIEWS. I would really appreciate the favor for not using those.