Musical Madness Chapter 5: Stupidity in the Bathroom, a harry potter fanfic

A/N: Thanks to my reviewers. By the way, I've got 2 one shots up that I really wish everybody would go and read and review. Thanks!

Disclaimer: I think it has been establi9shed that I only have like $80 to my name and therefore do not Harry Potter or any of the songs.

Chapter 5

It was after lunch on Friday after lunch. This meant that every girl was squeezed into some bathroom. They occupied there time with fixing hair and makeup and gossiping. Vanessa was bragging in a very loud voice about her plans with James for Hogsmeade. Lily's face was getting red; she was clenching her fists, and playing with her hair. These were classic signs that Lily was bothered by SOMETHING. And everyone had a good guess what it was. When Vanessa and her friends finally left Victoria said to Lily ", You're jealous, aren't you?" Lily looked at her like she had three heads

"Are you kidding me? I'm not jealous of that... thing." The girls around her gave her looks that clearly said You actually think we believe you?

"I'm serious. Why would I be jealous of a ditzy, blonde, slutty, and stupid girl? I do NOT want to be a stupid girl."

Music starts. Lily sings Stupid Girls by Pink.

Stupid girl, stupid girls, stupid girls
Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno Paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl

Go to Fred Segal, you'll find them there
Laughing loud so all the little people stare
Looking for a daddy to pay for the champagne
(Drop a name)
What happened to the dreams of a girl president
She's dancing in the video next to 50 Cent
They travel in packs of two or three
With their itsy bitsy doggies and their teeny-weeny tees
Where, oh where, have the smart people gone?
Oh where, oh where could they be?

Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno Paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back
Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl

(Break it down now)
Disease's growing, it's epidemic
I'm scared that there ain't a cure
The world believes it and I'm going crazy
I cannot take any more
I'm so glad that I'll never fit in
That will never be me
Outcasts and girls with ambition
That's what I wanna see
Disasters all around
World despaired
Their only concern
Will they up my hair

Interlude
Oh my god you guys, I totally had more than 300 calories
That was so not sexy, no
Good one, can I borrow that?
Vomits
I WILL BE SKINNY

(Do ya thing, do ya thing, do ya thing)
(I like this, like this, like this)
Pretty will you me girl, silly as a lucky girl
Pull my head and suck it girl, stupid girl!
Pretty would you me girl, silly as a lucky girl
Pull my head and suck it girl, stupid girl!

Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back
Push up my bra like that, stupid girl!

Music ended and Lily flipped her hair. All of the girls applauded Lily and at her song before they left to go to their classes.

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A/N: okay this is a REALLY short chapter but I didn't want to get into Hogsmeade in this chapter, but I wanted to include this. So review so I can get it in.