A/N: Alright here is the well awaited Hogsmeade Weekend (Insert fanfare here)! Yeah! (Pan to screaming fans holding up "We love Victoria" signs. Stop at me standing with my boyfriend, the one, the only, David Wright.) Okay sorry, I got a little carried away there. The show must go on! And it will. Right after I yell at you all for not reviewing the last chapter and my one-shots. But I also have tot hank everyone who did. Now here we go!

P.S.: FYI- Hogsmeade will be more then one chapter!

Disclaimer: Still don't own Harry Potter or Queen Songs. Or any of the other songs.

Chapter 6

It was a beautiful Saturday. It was early October so everyone didn't have to bundle up for Hogsmeade. Victoria spent the entire morning getting ready. "Boys have it lucky," Amelia said ", They don't spend HOURS getting ready."

"Hey!" Victoria exclaimed ", I enjoy being a girl!" And as is Musical Madness tradition, she sang a song to prove her point. She did some cute little dance too while the other girls laughed hysterically.

I Enjoy Being a Girl from the Flower Drum song

I'm a girl, and by me that's only great!
I am proud that my silhouette is curvy,
That I walk with a sweet and girlish gait
With my hips kind of swivelly and swervy.

I adore being dressed in something frilly
When my date comes to get me at my place.
Out I go with my Joe or John or Billy,
Like a filly who is ready for the race!

When I have a brand new hairdo
With my eyelashes all in curl,
I float as the clouds on air do,
I enjoy being a girl!

When men say I'm cute and funny
And my teeth aren't teeth, but pearl,
I just lap it up like honey
I enjoy being a girl!

I flip when a fellow sends me flowers,
I drool over dresses made of lace,
I talk on the telephone for hours
With a pound and a half of cream upon my face!

I'm strictly a female female
And my future I hope will be
In the home of a brave and free male
Who'll enjoy being a guy having a girl... like... me.

When men say I'm sweet as candy
As around in a dance we whirl,
It goes to my head like brandy,
I enjoy being a girl!

When someone with eyes that smoulder
Says he loves ev'ry silken curl
That falls on my iv'ry shoulder,
I enjoy being a girl!

When I hear the compliment'ry whistle
That greets my bikini by the sea,
I turn and I glower and I bristle,
But I happy to know the whistle's meant for me!

I'm strictly a female female
And my future I hope will be
In the home of a brave and free male
Who'll enjoy being a guy having a girl... like... me.

Music Ends and Victoria did a spin. The other girls gave her a standing ovation while she bowed.

"When did you date a guy named Joe?" Lily asked.

"Or John?" Amelia added.

"Or Billy?" Brianna finished.

Victoria stuck her tongue out at them. But eventually the girls were finally dressed. Victoria had on black gauchos and one of her classic screen tees. This one was grey and read "Flawless". Her hair was down with one of those pouf things. Lily was taking Sirius's advice and was dressing a little sexier then she normally would've. She had on a denim miniskirt and a pink polo shirt with the buttons opened so it showed off her cleavage. Her hair was up with a poufy thing. Amelia settled for low-rise jeans and a tight black tank top with her hair down while Brianna had on a coral bohemian style shirt with her jeans. Her hair was in a ponytail.

Then the girls went downstairs to wait in the common room. Victoria was waiting for Remus, of course, and the other girls were going to hang out with Sirius and Peter. Remus and Victoria had promised to meet up with them at the Three Broomsticks later. When they got downstairs and the boys weren't there Victoria looked at Amelia.

"See," she said ", It takes boys a while too!"

!#$&()

The boy who it was taking all that time to get ready was Remus. He was barrel of nerves. "how do you do this whole love thing?" Remus asked Sirius and James.

"Well," Sirius said before James could say anything ", Prongs here chases after a girl for years and then when he finally has a chance he blows it. But instead of fixing his mistake and getting the girl of his dreams he goes and dates the school slut to make her jealous."

"I am not dating Vanessa to make Lily jealous!" James said.

"Oh no, you're dating her because of the intelligent conversations you have," Sirius said ", James do you like this lip gloss?"

'I can't do this," Remus said ', I can't1 it's to crazy!"

Sings Crazy Little thing Called Love by Queen. Sirius, James , and Peter sing back ups. Actions are in italics.

This thing called love I just can't handle it
This thing called love I must get round to it
I ain't ready
Crazy little thing called love

This thing (this thing)
Called love (called love)
It cries (like a baby)
In a cradle all night
It swings (woo woo)
It jives (woo woo)
It shakes all over like a jelly fish
I kinda like it
Crazy little thing called love

Remus goes through door and looks at Victoria waiting in the common room.
There goes my baby
She knows how to rock 'n' roll
She drives me crazy
She gives me hot and cold fever
Then she leaves me in a cool cool sweat

He goes back into the room and looks in the mirror. He starts fixing his hair.

I gotta be cool, relax, get hip
And get on my track's
Take a back seat, hitch-hike
And take a long ride on my motorbike
Until I'm ready
Crazy little thing called love

I gotta be cool, relax, get hip
And get on my track's
Take a back seat (ah hum), hitch-hike (ah hum)
And take a long ride on my motorbike
Until I'm ready (ready Freddie)
Crazy little thing called love

He looks in the mirror and figures out he can't do this.

This thing called love I just can't handle it
This thing called love I must get round to it
I ain't ready
Ooh ooh ooh ooh

Crazy little thing called love

Sirius, Peter, and James, fully knowing that this was the only way they could help Remus, picked Remus up and throw him down the stairs. He landed spread eagled next to a very shocked Victoria. "Hello," he said ", nice to see you1"

A/N; okay technically they aren't at Hogsmeade yet. But soon they will be. And then well… (evil laugh) So R&R!