AN) And here's the last chapter! Uh...I hope you like it. Tell me what you thought on your way out! Oh and, there's a few more references to 'Intercomes' just so you know.

Disclaimer: SGA is not mine.

Flugah?

A stunned silence enveloped the room like folded paper. McKay was feeling terror, which he found very odd, because he knew it was the Tel'Nash's terror he was feeling. Well that explained the 'Dark thing!' He had cried out in the corridor, if he was somehow linked to that ugly lizard with the bio-hazard drool.

The creature we now know as 'Pooky' turned his little fluffy head in a rather creepy manner towards the human invaders. "Keweeeepakawa!" Pooky uttered aloud, his beedy glass eyes utterly emotionless.

"McKay, did your teddy bear just turn its head and yell at us?" Sheppard asked slowly, his eyes never straying from the bear. Visions of Pooky clinging to his head floated within his mind.

"Um. Not possible. No."

"It wouldn't be the first time." Sheppard pointed out.

"Yes," Rodney stressed, "But you see I am not controlling it, hence we must behallucinating."

"Do Tel'Bar's hallucinate?" Noting the little aliens fear.

Rodney cleared his throat, "Pooky?"

Pooky, still hunched over the Tel'Nash, straightend. "Tepakawa...spokawee notokawe." It stated.

"Thats informative." Sheppard muttered.

"Colonel this is Weir, have you obtained the alien?" Johns headset crackled.

"Thats a negative."

"The sensors are indicating that its right in front of you." The confusion was evident in her tone.

"Yeah, we're having a bit of a problem. It seems Poo- McKays teddy bear is um..." What exactly is it doing?

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Control Room:

Dr. Weir frowned, waiting for the Colonel to go on, Did he justsay McKay's teddy bear?

There was a long pause and Weir was just about to open her mouth, and then:

"You know McKay, this thing doesn't have any hands. I think we can take it."

There was a pause, apparently Rodney had neglected his headset.

"Just, creep up slowly."

Another pause. Weir wondered what he was saying.

"What the heck was that!"

Another pause

"It's naked and it has no hands, McKay, there's no way that was a bullet."

"Eww, it was it's eye."

"Where'd the Tel'Bernashnarr go? Pooky's running!"

...Sounds of a scuffle emanated from the speakers, accompanied by a girlish scream.

"Hold on to the feet McKay, don't let it go!"

"Where'd it go? It's running again!"

"I've got it!"

"Ugh it's oozing!"

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The Bowels of Atlantis:

"Well don't give it to me," Rodney backed away from the teddy bear tightly grasped in Sheppards hands.

"What the heck is comming out of it?" Sheppard dropped it on the floor and pulled his gun.

"It looks like a...brain, I think."

The creature that looks like a brain oozed onto the cold floor and opened its four eyes on the top of its short body. Mmmm...?

"Uh, hey there." Offered John.

He speakeths not well, methinketh. Ignorith him shall I. (The creature thought.)

"Do you think its intelligent?"

"It was living inside Pooky..."

John wasn't sure whether or not Mckay was referring to good taste, or below average manners.

Alas! A different sanctum thy race must find, such good echoes in darkethness I must abondon...eth. Farewell, echoee place!

And there, before their eyes, the thing that looks like a brain vanished.

The Tel'Nash came out from behind a pillar where it had been hiding and scrambled over McKays feet, gazed upwards, and said, "Meep!" Before collapsing into a heavy sleep.

END