A/N: SOOOOOOOOOO sorry I haven't updated in so long! I got grounded from the computer. But I'm back! And I have the next chapter.

Disclaimer: The Easter Bunny didn't bring it for me. WAAAAAAAAAHH!

1. Call him Ani, then break out into a chorus of "Tomorrow."

2. Tell him he's breaking your heart.

Ariadne stood in line shoulder to shoulder with Wes, waiting to salute Vader as he walked by. They had talked last night and decided that it was best if Ariadne completed the tasks on the list because she was a girl, and Vader had never once physically abused her (verbally and mentally, many times).

Wes crossed his fingers behind his back to wish Ariadne good luck. Ariadne smiled, then put on what Wes called her "Soldier Face" and turned to salute Vader.

"At ease, Soldiers," said Vader when had reached the end of the line of recruits. He then proceeded to give out the day's assignments. The assignments were to locate the Rebel base, capture Luke Skywalker, draw the blueprints to the next Death Star, capture Luke Skywalker, repair the TIE fighters, capture Luke Skywalker, capture Luke Skywalker, and capture Luke Skywalker.

As everyone else went off to start the day, Ariadne walked up behind Vader. "Morning!" she shouted.

Vader whirled around to face the small, red-headed teenager. "Good morning, Commander Ayortha," he said.

"Commander Ayortha?" Ariadne repeated. "Call me Ariadne. Or Ari for short. I think we should be on first name terms, don't you, Ani?"

Vader stiffened. "What did you just call me?"

"Ani. That is your name, isn't it?" she said before going off on one of her galaxy famous rants. "There's a musical called Annie. Have you ever seen it? It's my older sister, Gabriella's favorite. I personally like Wicked better."

"Commander Ayortha-" Vader started, but that didn't stop her.

"There's a song from Annie called 'Tomorrow'. Do you know how it goes?" Then, she started singing with a horrible croak.

"Theeeeeeeeeeeeee sun will come out

Tomorrow, tomorrow

Bet your bottom dollar that tomorroooooooooooow

There'll be sun…"

Vader covered his ears (or where his ears would be). Ariadne smiled. "I sing pretty good, don't I, Ani?"

"COMANDER AYORTHA!" Vader shouted. "You are to address me as Darth Vader or Lord Vader only! Is that understood?"

Ariadne's eyes filled up with fake tears. Coming from a large family, the ability to fake cry was one of many forced upon her by her siblings. "Ani, you're breaking my heart!"

Vader stiffened again. This annoying little red-head had brought back the painful memory of his dead wife, Padme, in just five words. "Just go repair your TIE fighter," he sighed.

"Whatever you say," said Ariadne walking off, then added, "Ani." Vader winced.

A/N 2: My friends and I are writing a story together called Obi Wan's Diary. We each take turns writing our own chapters. We may all be on the same page, or we may have 3 different plot lines going on. Stay tuned to find out. Read & Review! XOXOXOX