A/N: Okay, I know I promised do work on this story, but lately I've had to much homework to work on any of my more difficult stories. And plus, finals were this week, so nobody's online.

I've been able to reread the ending I've written, though. With all the editing and revising I've done, you guys better like it! Now I just need to figure out what I'm going to do with the middle.

Jas-TheMaddTexan: If World Civ is anything like World Economics, then I feel your pain. Midterms are a real pain in the… neck. I hope you'll come back and leave a real review!

Padmedelacour: Thanks. If you liked the "freakiness" of this chapter, then you'll love the ending!

Shawn: Uhh… thanks, I guess.

Dragoneyes171986: Maybe. You'll just have to read and find out!

Mesmerized: Yay! And I hope you're saying it's hilarious without being under the influence of the Force.

Savy: Yay!

Kiki Firestar: Yay! Glad you like it! I'd love to see you use some of my list in your story! I'm working on the sequel! I'll post it right after this one is finished!

Ok, that's all I have to say for now! Enjoy the chapter! Read and Review!

Master Evenstar

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8. Offer to clean his mask and helmet, then decorate it with sequins and glitter.

9. Give him a stuffed animal of that blue guy from Episode 1.

Ariadne learned three things she didn't know when she and Wes wrote The List. First of all, she learned that the Imperial uniform had no pockets, which meant she had to hide the glitter and sequins in her cap and the bottle of glue down her tunic for today's task. Secondly, she learned that bags of glitter break really easily inside an Imperial cap and sprinkle glitter on the floor when you walk. And finally, she learned that trying to get the glitter out by shaking like a wet dog only manages to get you weird stares from the people passing by at the moment. But that would have to wait if the task ahead was to be a success.

She walked down the hall to Vader's office, trailing glitter behind her. She marched up to the sliding metal door and lightly knocked as she attempted to readjust the glue bottle that happened to be leaking as it slid further down her tunic.

"Enter," came Vader's mechanical voice.

"Hiya Ani!" she said in her shrillest voice. "How's my favorite black iron lung suit-wearing Sith Lord?"

"Alright until you showed up," he sighed. What was it going to take to get this chick to leave him alone? She took this as an invitation inside and waltzed behind his desk chair. As she did, he noticed she left a sparkling trail behind her. "Uhh, Commander Ayortha? Is there any particular reason you're glittering all over my floor?"

"Remember when I told you that the sporks where going to make me their Spork Fairy Queen?" she improvised. "Well, it turns out that fairy queens give off sparkles when they move."

Vader smacked his forehead. What was he thinking when he recruited this psycho, strong in the Force or not. "So what do you want?" he asked without turning around.

"I just wanted to do my favorite Dark Jedi a favor," she smiled, holding up the Windex and cloth she had been carrying. "I'm going to wash your helmet and mask for you! I figured that since you've been working none-stop for 3 days straight looking for the Millennium Falcon, it could probably use it."

"Thanks?" he mumbled cautiously. Knowing Commander Ayortha and the way she'd been acting for the past month, he knew better than to take this offer lightly.

"No problemo Ani!" she beamed. "You can go to sleep while I work, and I'll be done before you know it!"

Vader, of course, wanted to stay awake to make sure she didn't mess anything up, but 3 days without sleep finally caught but with him. Within minutes, he was snoring.

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He awoke several hours later with Commander Ayortha standing over him. "Good Morning Starshine!" she said. "The Empire says 'Hello'!"

"Huh?"

"I finished cleaning your mask," she said, holding up a mirror.

Vader stared at is reflection in horror. Commander Ayortha had glued sequins in the shape of a smiley face on the front of his mask and written, "Ari was here" in glitter on the back of his helmet.

"WHAT HAVE YOOU DONE?!?!?" he shouted.

"I made your mask prettier! Black really isn't your color. I'd say you're more of a magenta."

"GET OUT!!!" he shouted. She darted out of the office, barely dodging the Intergalactic comlink book he hurled at her.

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It took him 3 standard days, but he finally managed to get the last of the glitter off the back of his helmet. He was making a mental note to find something else to throw at Commander Ayortha when she walked up behind him.

"Hey Ani!" she smiled.

"Have you come to glue something else to my head?" he asked sarcastically.

"Nope," she said with a convincing look of mock sheepishness. "I actually came to apologize. I thought the sequins looked good on you, but it seemed to really piss you off. So I got you this!" She held out a stuffed Toydarian. "It's a Watto doll! I thought it would remind you of home." She handed him the doll and skipped off.

Vader glanced at the doll and immediately tore its head off, something he'd always wanted to do when he was nine.