Chapter 2: Some News Bad News
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, but I do own the children, the ten-tailed demon and the plot. (But I might not own them very long) and I don't own the Simpsons catch phrase "Why you little!"
A/N: Ok, Yuki means snow or happiness and Ryuu means dragon
"Sakura, I'm back and I hope you made some ramen for me." Said a tired looking Naruto as he came inside around 10:30 PM.
"I did, but I threw out all this miso ramen, I think I'm allergic to it." Said Sakura "Last time I had it I had a horrible migraine, and I was throwing up, actually it's been happening for about two months now…" she trailed off
"Sakura, don't worry miso actually makes Yuki (A/N Yuki is their ten year old daughter) and Oturan choke, they hate it." He said, comforting her.
"Oh and Naruto, one more thing," said Sakura "you know how I said I've been having migraines and throwing up lately well… I'm pregnant!" she blurted out in a rush. Naruto did the manly thing, he fainted.
When he woke up he was on the couch, Sakura was upstairs sleeping.
'Three kids, great I just hope Sakura doesn't tell anyone yet that would be a disaster!' thought Naruto then thought 'I wonder will it be a boy or a girl and what demon power will he have, Oturan has the Oni-Manako, Yuki has the Oni-Sumiyaka I wonder if he might get Oni- Kyoujaku' (A/N In order "Demon Eye," "Demon Speed," "Demon Strength".)
Naruto then fell asleep, he dreamed that his new child was a dragon, but had no demon power, at all. People called him the Ryuu or Dragon. Naruto woke up wet, he then realized Yuki had dumped water on him. Spluttering and red in the face he managed to scream,
"Yuki come down here now young lady!" a blonde haired girl wearing long pants and a tee-shirt came down the stairs "What Dad?" she asked trying not to laugh at her soaked father.
"You dumped water on me, AGAIN!!!!" He screamed half the windows in the house shattered.
"Well Mom told me to wake you up; I tried for an hour so I finally decided to soak you." She said
"Well, I don't think you should listen to her for about another seven months" Naruto said
"Dad, are you saying Mom is pregnant again?" asked Oturan who had been eavesdropping on the conversation.
"Uh… yeah she has been for two months." He said sheepishly
"Ha-ha now you can't call me your baby sister, Ote-Ote!" she exclaimed calling Oturan by the family nickname.
"Why you little!" screamed Oturan, and choked his little sister like Homer choking Bart, naruto finally stopped him and sent them to the academy.
A/N: ok I'm going to do a poll to see who you like best. Also the baby will be coming soon, so keep reading and PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE review I beg of you!