How Spot's personality came to be.
Newsie Notes
English
Racetrack is in bold.
Hawkeye is in italics.
Spot is underlined.
Jeeze! Trying to sneak food in this class is like an Olympic event! Did you see me shove that cracker in my mouth?!
Yes, you're very disturbing.
Race, shouldn't you be a little over-weight?
Hey!
Well, you've been eating an awful lot of snack food lately.
He's a snack food person! I'll draw him as a Dorito.
You know, I happen to work out, guys.
Hawkeye's not paying attention to the note anymore, you can stop trying to show off.
Well I do work out! …Kind of. I can… Uh… yo-yo! Yes! My fingers are super buff.
I could never yo-yo as a kid.
You couldn't yo-yo?
No, I was too short. I had to stand on a chair.
Quick, tell me something that's not funny so I don't burst out laughing.
You mention this to anyone and I'll soak you!
But seriously, man, you had to stand on a chair to yo-yo.
…Yes.
PWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
…Now she talks.
I remember that! It was back in elementary school. Remember, Spot? You used to be the sweetest little kid.
Who couldn't yo-yo!
Yeah! And everyone made fun of you for it, and turned you into this!
This? What's 'this'?
A snappy little bugger.
…I have no problem with soaking you too.
Aw, cheer up, chum! Look, I have something that will make you smile with delight.
Oh no.
You're not playing with knives again, are you?
Hawkeye passed another piece of paper to Spot and Racetrack.
Upon unfolding it, they found two figures drawn. One, a smiling triangle labeled "Race," and the other, a scowling cylinder labeled, "Spot." But, not only was the cylinder scowling, he was also standing on a chair, holding a yo-yo (which was dangling down on the floor).
What's Spot supposed to be?
A YODEL! Yay yodels!
…And how exactly is this supposed to cheer me up?
What? I though the yodel outfit was very sliming on you. That doesn't make you smile?
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