Disclaimer: I don't own Corpse Bride… If I did, that would be a hardcore Tim Burton fan's dream come true!

"My plan involves gathering some of the wedding crashers, sock monkeys filled with stink bombs, and gathering some other people that might be of use to us." Random said of her plan.

"Okay," Nausicaa said. "I think we should get Jack Sparrow, Wallace, Lady Tottington, Gromit, and…" She shuddered. "…That insensitive rabbit killer Victor Quartermaine to help us."

"I think we should also get Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, and Hermione Granger to help us as well because their spells might come in handy." Harry's Girl added.

"Sounds great!" Random said. "What do you guys think?" she asked Victor, Victoria and Emily.

"I think it's a great idea." Victor replied.

"I think it sounds wonderful." Victoria added.

"This plan is crazy…" Emily said. Random put her head down and pouted. "…So crazy that it just might work." (Reference to Master of Disguise) She continued. Random perked up and smiled from ear to ear and that smile had an essence of extreme bliss that it was sort of creepy to look at.

"Now let's go to WalMart and buy some of those sock monkeys." Harry's Girl declared as she got up from her seat. "But it's going to be a long way there."

Everyone else got up and put their winter parkas on and walked out the door. The voyage to WalMart was long and treacherous… there was a huge wad of gum inconveniently placed on the sidewalk outside the café. Everybody's feet got stuck and it took them about two hours to get to the store which was about 5 steps away from the café. Two hours later, they finally got through the door and they tracked ABC (Already Been Chewed) gum through the store for other peoples' feet to get stuck in.

Anyway, they went to the sock monkey aisle and bought about ten thousand of them. They went to the check out and Emily saw something that caught her eye: a strapping young lad that looked like a combination of Johnny Depp and Hugh Jackman. When Emily was asked what type of bag she would like, it sort of sounded something like this… "Plaspaperhollistercameramrs.thodee."

"Um…" the cashier said. "I take it you want paper." The group of friends got their bags and went on their way to their secret hide out in a vacant community center.

"I noticed that you were flirting with that cashier, Emily." Victoria said as she took some sock monkeys out of a bag.

"No I wasn't!" Emily denied as she giggled and blushed.

"Looks like we have a denier!" Harry's Girl said.

"You know you like him… you want to kiss him… you want to hug him… you want to love him… Na na na na na!" Victor said in a sing-song-y way like Sandra Bullock in Miss Congeniality. Emily smacked him in the back of the head.

"Stop quoting Miss Congeniality!" Nausicaa said. "We have to unpack all of these sock monkeys and round up all of these characters and we don't have time to waste!"

"Ma'am, yes, ma'am!" Random, Harry's Girl, Emily, Victor and Victoria exclaimed in a military fashion.

Meanwhile in a building that looked like the headquarters for the CIA, some paparazzi were marching in a straight line that looked almost like a stampede. They went into a huge room where a person had his back turned in one of those spinny chairs.

"Master," one of the paparazzi said in a monotone voice. "We have found the undead bride, the married couple, and the three fanfiction writers and we got photos of them."

"Excellent…" replied a cold voice. "Our plan is set into motion… it's only a matter of time 'til their downfall." The spinny chair spun around to reveal a dead looking Lord Barkis laughing maniacally for hours on end until he ran out of air, which is impossible when one is already dead.

End of chapitre deux! What did you guys think of it? Good? Bad? Ugly? Repulsive? Let me know in your reviews and I'll send out sock monkeys, Ben and Jerry's ice cream cake, Mountain Dew, and cappuccino! Happy reading!

Au revoir!

-Harry's Girl 01031992

(P.S. If you didn't know... I was speaking in French during this last part... I'm listening to Vanessa Paradis right now and it's gone to my head! Check her out on YouTube!)