(Or "The Imperator Strikes Back!")

"WELL THE LAST TIME YOU REMEMBER, ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE WERE FIGHTING FOR THEIR WATER AS WELL AS THEIR OWN LIVES IN THE POST-APOCALYPTIC ARENA OF FEARLESS IMMORTAN AND AUNTY ETERNITY!"

"Let's do this!" Bullwinkle exclaimed, ready to fight.

"Okay put em' up!" Dudley exclaimed, making fisticuffs with his hands and assuming a boxer stance. "Queensbury Rules!"

"I grew up in OTTAWA!" Bullwinkle rammed Dudley into the side of the arena's walls, the impact creating multiple cracks on the concrete surface.

"Oh...IT'S ON, FRIEND!" Dudley exclaimed, rushing back at Bullwinkle and elbowing him to the ground.

"WHILE BULLWINKLE CONTINUED TO FIGHT THE VICIOUS DUDLEY D—uh, I mean MASTER DISASTER, ROCKY SNUCK BEHIND THE THRONES OF ETERNITY AND THE IMPERATOR, AND MANAGED TO MAKE HIS WAY OVER TO THE HUGE TANKARD OF WATER."

"How'm I gonna get it out of here?" Rocky pondered to himself, scratching his chin.

"SUDDENLY THE LITTLE SQUIRREL CAST HIS GAZE UPWARD TO NOTICE A GIANT CRANE WITH A CLAW MACHINE-LIKE HOOK ATTACHED."

"Perfect!" Rocky exclaimed, scampering up the side of the crane until he reached the control area.

"USING THE CONTROLS, ROCKY WAS EASILY ABLE TO LOWER THE MASSIVE TANKARD OF WATER ONTO HIS AND BULLWINKLE'S TRUCK, TYING IT DOWN WITH AN EXTRA-LONG AND TAUT ROPE."

"Great job, buddy!" Bullwinkle smiled, now suddenly in front of the squirrel.

"Bullwinkle? W-wait, if you're here, then.." Rocky thought.

"BULLWINKLE HAD SOMEHOW MANAGED TO REPLACE HIMSELF WITH A FAKE DUMMY WITHIN SECONDS, BUT MASTER DISASTER UNKNOWINGLY KEPT ON BEATING HIM UP!"

"Ah I love de vay he punches..." Aunty Eternity sighed, not subtly ogling Dudley in the slightest. "Ees so raw and full of passion..."

"EY! VAT DE HELL HAPPEN TO ZAT GUY?!" Fearless Immortan exclaimed, now noticing that the real Bullwinkle had been replaced.

"Don't worry, sir, I've GOT HIM!" Master Disaster exclaimed. "HUP-!"

"MASTER DISASTER LEAPED INTO THE AIR, ATTEMPTING TO DROP-KICK THE FAKE BULLWINKLE INTO SUBMISSION. WHAT HE DIDN'T REALIZE, WAS THAT UNDER HIS FLOUR SACK-SKIN, WAS AN ANVIL."

(*CLANG!*)

"—EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Master Disaster gave the most high-pitched squeal known to man, dropping to the floor like a dead fly.

"THEY'VE MADE DUMMY OUT OF OUR DUMMY!" Eternity gasped, then turned to Fearless Immortan. "Vat yu say ve do next?"

"TOM, VARDUDES!" Fearless Immortan called. "READY DE VEHICLES! VE GOINK TO KEEL DIS MÜSE AND SKURRL!"

"THE VEHICLES IN QUESTION WERE HEAVILY MODIFIED TRUCKS WITH LASER GUNS, BATTLE AXES, AND AN ENORMOUS, SILVER TANK FOR FEARLESS LEADER AND ETERNITY TO DEIVE AROUND IN. AND SO, JUST AS ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE WERE LEAVING THE BLUNDERDOME, SO WERE FEARLESS IMMORTAN, AUNTY ETERNITY, THE WARDUDES, AND TOM SLICK! HOLY MOLY ARE THESE TWO IN A PICKLE OR WHAT?! MAKE SURE TO BE WITH US NEXT TIME FOR "Water you waiting for?" OR "I like the cut of your Gib, Son!"