A/N: I'm trying to get the chapters up faster now. Sorry if it seems a little rushed. Little dark in one or two spots. Disclaimer
Unlikely Partners Chapter 3: The Suffering of Malfoy (YAY!!!)
"Personally, I can't wait to start planning his death." Hermione said. We were discussing ways to make Malfoy suffer. Harry sighed.
"Hermione, as much as I would like to, we can't kill Malfoy." Harry said.
"Why not? He's making us suffer, let's make him." Hermione disagreed. "He's a sick, twisted, little Slytherin. We are the worst possible people for him to have messed with. Murder is the best plan for this situation. What about you, Professor? Do you have any ideas?"
"Plenty, but none of them seem good enough compared to killing him slowly and painfully." I said evilly. I thought briefly of a past Death Eater meeting, where they tortured a poor, innocent girl. They had taken a nice, Indiana Jones-ish whip, and beaten her with it. I was afraid that was what Granger was going do to Malfoy.
"How often does he bathe? I have an absolutely evil idea."
"What? What, Hermione?" Potter and Weasley asked excitedly. I was shouting too, on the inside of course. I was curious.
"We sneak into the baths right before he takes one, then we put dye in the tub. When he gets out, he's completely green. It's perfect!" Hermione said with a laugh.
"Why green, though?" Potter asked. I had been wondering the same thing.
"So they'll think a Slytherin did it. And, we'll pay Creevy to be walking by at that time so he can snap some pictures." Granger answered simply. I was impressed. Miss Granger did have an exceptionally twisted mind.
"Genius, Miss Granger. Simply brilliant. Remind me never to get on your bad side." I said, somewhat scared of Miss Granger. "Miss Granger, you have an exceptionally twisted mind. Are you SURE you weren't put into Gryffindor by mistake?"
"I'm starting to think I was." Hermione agreed. I was going to have a talk with the Sorting Hat later.
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So, later Miss Granger, Mr. Potter, Mr. Weasley, and myself were all headed to the prefect bathrooms right before Malfoy usually took a bath. Upon arriving, we filled the bath and poured the green dye in. Then, we sat behind some shelves and watched as Malfoy took a bath (well, all except Miss Granger, she is a girl).
When Malfoy got out of the tub and put a towel on, we started snickering. And when Malfoy looked in the mirror and saw his body and hair were green, he screamed. Like a girl. It was absolutely hilarious. Then, as he ran out of the room, we heard a shutter click. Perfect. Now, to get out of here before we get caught. I didn't have to worry, however, because McGonnagall and Dumbledore told him that he was just trying to get away with outrageous shows of house spirit. They suggested instead of dying himself green, he just wear green clothes instead.
Team Good, ONE. Team Malfoy, ZERO!!
A/N: Ever seen the movie "Big Fat Liar"? Now, press the little blue button and type,"It's the best story ever!!"