Draco Gets Hit By an Unidentified Flying Object
(To the tune of Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer)
Disclaimer- I used lines from many carols, including but not limited to, Deck the Halls With Boughs of Holly and Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer; I wrote neither. Story was inspired by Mulch Diggum's A Partridge in a Pear Tree.
A group of yuletide carolers walk solemnly to a place roughly near the Hog's Head bar in Hogsmead with folders in their hand. One stops the group with a shaking hand and begins the tradition by speaking a few words on behalf of the others for their fallen comrade. The carolers finish up their yuletide prayer with a chorused amen, and begin to open their folders. There is a rustling of pages in the otherwise silent night.
They reach the right page and look up at the student who stopped them. The conductor dries his eyes, lifts his hands, and begins to direct his fellows in merry measure. Together they begin, their voices filling the cold desolate unbroken night.
Draco got run over by
something
Walking home from
Hogsmead Christmas Eve
We're not quite sure
exactly what it was
But whatever it was, it
sure made him bleed
He'd been drinking
too much Fire Whiskey
And the bartender told
him not to go
But the little genius
left the pub
And stumbled out the
door into the snow
When we found him in
the blizzard
He was lying in the
snow, those bruises mean
They were covering him
all over
In shades of which I'd
never ever seen
Draco got run over by
something
Walking home from
Hogsmead Christmas Eve
We're not quite sure
exactly what it was
But whatever it was, it
sure made him bleed
Now we were all so
proud of Pansy
She'd been taking it
so well
See her dancing all
'round the school
She was happy, but poor
Draco was beginning to smell
Draco got run over by
something
Walking home from
Hogsmead Christmas Eve
We're not quite sure
exactly what it was
But whatever it was, it
sure made him bleed
Now his wand is on the
table
And his Hogwarts
uniform
And a blue and black
candle
That would have just
matched the colors of his face
We've warned all of
the villagers
Better watch out for
yourselves!
We couldn't find out
what it was
But we've called all
of the ministry's Aurors
Draco got run over by a
hippogriff
Walking home from
Hogsmead Christmas Eve
At least that's what
the all the Aurors told us
As for me, I merely
think he sneezed.
The carolers pack up their items, still wiping tears of laughter from their eyes. Three shadows following them as their silhouettes shrink into the horizon, only their foot prints in the newly fallen snow to indicate that anyone had been there. A sign was visible where they had earlier stood.
Beware of Flying Hippogriffs,
For Santa Clause Comes Tonight.
Draco Malfoy's Christmas List
1. Father to file a lawsuit (I'd do it myself, but painkillers make me loopy)
2. Hippogriffs to become extinct (The reason for my many painkillers)
3. Harry to die (I love you Santa…)
4. Slytherin win the Quidditch cup (Deflate Potter's ego, it would)
5. A new mirror for the sixth year boys bathroom, Goyle broke ours (Half witted idiot.)
A/N: I'm sorry, but I really enjoyed this. It was at first just the carol, but I couldn't help myself, and you can probably tell I'm not a huge Draco fan either. Please review, I still don't know if the sing Frosty anywhere but the good 'old US of A.
Anyone who reviews will get a present wrapped in paper with the character of your choice's face plastered all over it. : )