Super Sped Bros.
By: Metal Sonic EX
Disclaimer: I don't own Super Smash Bros. or any of the related games.
Chapter Ten
Pikachu's Story
Gotta Catch Em' All!
Master Hand - Well, Pikachu is the most popular character in a multi-billion dollar franchise. It's got an anime, a series of video games, and a bunch of people who want it to go up in flames. I, however, tend to look at the… other side of things…
(Pikachu is sleeping when a foot rips through the couch. He jumps down and sparks at the cheeks.)
Falcon - Don't be sleepy! Be cheeky!
(Pikachu hits Falcon with a Thundershock.)
Falcon - My hair is standing on all ends. -looks in pants- All of it! -skips away-
Pikachu - Pika pi… (Weirdo…)
(The phone rings.)
Ness - Hello? Okay, I'll tell him. What? Yes, my refrigerator is… Oh… Aha. Aha. Freakin' idiot! -hangs up-
(Ness walks into the living room.)
Ness - Some guy who called himself Ash is expecting you at some Green Acres Retirement Home… Or something like that…
Samus - You do realize he left after 'Ash', right?
(Both look at the couch that has a hole in it.)
Ness - Hey, he is gone.
(Another foot rips through the couch.)
Samus - And you are doing what now?
Falcon - I'm using my charged Star Rod attack!
Ness - I'm pretty certain that you need a Star Rod for that.
Falcon - It's possible! -puts foot through the couch again-
Samus - Whatever.
Master Hand - At the retirement home…
(Pikachu runs in and begins looking around. Suddenly, everyone looks at him.)
Old Man - The door's open! Run for it!
(Pikachu then begins freaking out and shaking his hands as old people in electric wheelchairs roll over him very slowly. Once everyone is outside, he lifts his head.)
Random Singing Group - Gotta catch 'em all! Old people!
(Pikachu gets that 'eyes half open' look before running towards them.)
Old Man - Freedom!
(Pikachu throws a bowl of applesauce and it hits him in the head. A red light shoots out and the man is trapped inside the bowl.)
Pikachu - Pikapika? (That actually worked?)
Master Hand - Back at the house…
(Fox and Mario are walking down the hall and pass Falcon, who's staring intently at a mirror. They pause to read what is written on the mirror.)
Fox - 'I, Captain Falcon, am attempting to regain my soul. Don't follow me.'
(Both look at Falcon, who isn't even breathing.)
Mario - Good luck with that. -walks off-
Master Hand - Back at the retirement house…
Old Woman - Oh. Hello, Bob.
Old Man - Hello. Rah!
(The old man hits the woman with his cane, knocking her out of her chair. Pikachu throws another bowl of applesauce and catches the old woman. A random fanfare plays.)
Pikachu - Pikachu! (I'm on a roll!)
Master Hand - Back in the house…
Falcon - If you put the machine parts in the meatloaf, you'll get Metaloaf!
Samus - And this random statement was brought to you today by the let 'L' for 'Leave us alone!'
(A bowl of applesauce passes by the window before Pikachu walks in.)
Samus - Well, where have you been?
Pikachu - Pika pikachu. (Catching old people.)
(The bag he is carrying rips and bowls of applesauce fall out. Falcon promptly grabs one.)
Falcon - Applesauce!
Pikachu - Pikachu… (I wouldn't…)
(Falcon begins eating the applesauce, but stops.)
Falcon - This applesauce tastes like my grandma!
Samus - Oh, would you just…
Falcon - I'm serious. This applesauce tastes like my grandma.
(Pikachu looks around nervously before running off.)
Ness - Weird.
Master Hand - Very. Next time, I think it's time Captain Falcon returned to school.