Super Sped Bros.
By: Metal Sonic EX
Disclaimer: I don't own Super Smash Bros. or any of the related games.
Chapter Eleven
Captain Falcon's Story
Back To School
Master Hand - F-Zero is considered one of the best racing games there is. Captain Falcon is considered one of the craziest members in the house. Let's see what happens when he goes back to school…
(Falcon is sleeping on the patched-up couch when his fist breaks through the floor holding a clock. He wakes up and looks at it.)
Falcon - Time to rise and bug the crap out of people!
(His hand goes back into the floor and reappears at his side within seconds.)
Falcon - What be this?
(Falcon's eyes are sucked to a piece of paper where they move around the note.)
Falcon - 'Gone to school. Don't follow us.'
(Falcon's eyes are sucked back into his head.)
Falcon - To school!
(Falcon runs through the wall and the rest of the group comes around the corner.)
Luigi - I guess I owe you five bucks.
Samus - So it would appear.
Master Hand - At school…
(Falcon runs through the door and poses.)
Falcon - I, Captain Falcon, wish to join this class!
Teacher - This is physics.
(Falcon jumps and hovers in the air.)
Falcon - I know all about those!
(Moments later, Falcon is booted out of the room.)
Falcon - To the next one!
(Falcon jumps through the door and poses.)
Falcon - I, Captain Falcon, wish to join this class!
Teacher - This is math!
(Falcon grabs chalk and draws a square root.)
Falcon - I know all about that!
(Moments later, Falcon is booted out of the room.)
Falcon - To the next one!
(Falcon runs through the door and poses.)
Falcon - I, Captain Falcon, wish to join this class!
Teacher - This is speech.
(Falcon begins talking so fast, steam rise from his lips.)
Falcon - I know all about that!
(Moments later, Falcon is booted out of the room. A hand then gives him a piece of paper.)
Falcon - To the… Wait.
(Falcon looks at the paper and sees the giant 'F' on the paper.)
Falcon - He forgot something!
(Falcon writes '-Zero' after the F, smiles a giant toothy grin, and runs down the hall.)
Master Hand - At the house…
Ness - I'm worried.
Samus - About Falcon?
Ness - About the students.
Fox - Ah. Hey, shouldn't you be at school?
Ness - No.
Mario - How come?
(Ness looks around nervously before jumping out the window and driving off on the General Lee.)
Luigi - That kid worries me.
Master Hand - At school…
Principal - This is a lockdown! I repeat, this is a lockdown!
(All of the teachers close and lock theirs doors as Falcon comes up to one and begins banging on it.)
Falcon - I want to join your class!
(After that doesn't work, he goes to the next one. Soon, the police arrive.)
Policeman - What do you want?
Falcon - A chance for a degree in higher learning!
(The police aim their guns at him and Falcon hisses like a cat before jumping out of the window.)
Policeman - I don't get paid enough.
Master Hand - At the house…
Falcon - - I'm back!
Mario - Really? Bummer.
Falcon - Look how I did!
(Falcon dumps a bunch of papers with 'F-Zero' written on them onto the table.)
Samus - For some reason, I'm not surprised.
Falcon - I know.
Master Hand - Next time, Jigglypuff goes after her arch-nemesis.