Omake! This is the drabble for Taisa's birthday, but it's a Christmas theme! xD We don't know how We manage... So anyway, Taisa and Rose will recognize this story. xD "Are you trying to tempt me?" "Only if you take it that way..."

Pairing: RoyEd

Disclaimer: Don't own it!

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MISTLETOE

"Dammit!" Something wearing black stumbled into the Colonel's office, gripping their forehead frustratedly. Roy looked up as Edward tumbled to the floor, lifting a brow. He wondered what the hell was going on for a moment, then stood, peering over a stack of paperwork at the boy lying on his floor. The blonde glared at him upside down. "What?" he asked venomously.

Roy lifted a brow, stepping around the desk. "What are you doing in my office, Ed?" He crossed the distance between them easily, looking down at his young subordinate with a mixture of confusion and amusement.

"Your niece," came Edward's reply from through gritted teeth, "decided it would be nice to stick mistletoe to my forehead, and now I can't get it off." He moved his bangs to reveal a sprig of the plant, complete with a few small leaves. He got up, still pulling at it, and sat himself down on the couch, an annoyed scowl on his face.

A smirk immediately bloomed on the face of the Colonel, and he moved to stand over the blonde. "So you thought you'd come in here and get yourself a little kiss, is that it, Fullmetal?"

The boy's face immediately turned red and his scowl grew. "No," he replied sullenly. "'Course not. I just --"

"Unfortunately," cut in Roy, smirk growing to a mischevious grin, "Even if you were here for that, I wouldn't be able to take advantage of your little... accessory. Tradition states the couple must be standing under the mistletoe, and it's currently below my head, is it not? However," and he dipped his head slightly, "who needs tradition?"

His lips brushed the blonde's, and the look on Edward's face made him smile slyly and pull away. "Now off you go to prey on the prettier midgets. It's high time you did, don't you agree?"