9/9/06: Just cleaned up a bit. All shiny and polished! -yay!- A few spelling mistakes fixed, dashes instead of non-exsistant asterisks, and a format change. Enjoy, everybody! -winks-
Hey peoples! I'm back, and I made my song into a whole collection of Rurouni Kenshin songs! Aren't you glad? From now on, I'll make a bunch of random Rurouni Kenshin Christmas songs, and I'll post them here! Isn't that great?
Yahiko: Ugh, not you again! One ugly girl around here is enough!
Kaoru and me: WHAT DID YOU SAY!
-Kaoru starts beating up Yahiko with her bokken-
Me: Here, may I try?
Kaoru: Why, where are my manners? Certainly!
Me: Thanks!
-I use my mighty authoress powers to make a giant anvil land on Yahiko's head-
Yahiko: Owee…
Kenshin: Oro…well, Koneko-dono, should I say the disclaimer now?
Me: Yes Kenshin, thank you. That would be wonderful.
-We go back to beating up Yahiko-
Kenshin: Ororo…Koneko-dono does not own anything Rurouni Kenshin-related. Although she does dream an awful lot, de gozaru yo…
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Tomoe Got Hacked Up by a Swordsman
(to the tune of Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer)
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Tomoe got hacked up by a swordsman,
Stopping her lover one snowy day.
Well you can say 'Poor Tomoe, I feel sorry.'
But as for Kamiya Kaoru, she says yay!
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Kenshin once killed Tomoe's new fiancé,
So she took part in a plot for revenge.
But once she fell in love with the Battousai,
Down the drain went her plans to avenge.
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One day she saw Kenshin 'bout to kill again.
And she just couldn't stand it any more.
So she rushed out and got the final death stroke,
She just wanted to put an end to war.
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Tomoe got hacked up by a swordsman,
Stopping her lover one snowy day.
Well you can say 'Poor Tomoe, I feel sorry.'
But as for Kamiya Kaoru, she says yay!
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As you can imagine, Kenshin was sad.
After all, he had just killed his wife.
So he went out and wandered for ten long years,
Repenting for his Hitokiri life.
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But one happy day he met Miss Kaoru,
And she challenged him to a fight.
But after he saved her from evil Gohei,
He stayed at her dojo every night.
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Tomoe got hacked up by a swordsman,
Stopping her lover one snowy day.
Well you can say 'Poor Tomoe, I feel sorry.'
But as for Kamiya Kaoru, she says yay!
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He and Kaoru over time grew closer,
And got of a family a start.
Although they're just a bunch of freeloaders,
They've got everyone's best interests at heart.
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Now Kenshin and Kaoru have a family.
But he won't forget that fateful day,
When he killed poor Tomoe with his own sword,
But secretly Kaoru says hurray!
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Tomoe got hacked up by a swordsman,
Stopping her lover one snowy day.
Well you can say 'Poor Tomoe, I feel sorry.'
But as for Kamiya Kaoru, she says yay!
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So, how was it? It was good, right?
Yahiko: I didn't think it was possible that you could actually write something worse than the last one, but I guess I'm wrong…
Me: HEY! …OK, so maybe it sucked, but at least I mentioned you.
Yahiko: You didn't even name me! And I'm not a freeloader!
Kaoru: Actually, you kind of are.
-Kenshin rocks back and forth sucking thumb-
Kaoru: Um, Kenshin? Are you alright?
Kenshin: So…many…reindeer…
Everyone: 0o;;
Me: Riiiiiiiiiiight…anyway, review please! I care about that now!