The intro shows multiple clips from different Pokémon and Loud House episodes
I wanna be the very best
Like no one ever was
To catch them is my real test
To train them is my cause
I will travel across the land
Searching far and wide
Teach Loudémon to understand
The power that's inside
Loudémon (Gotta catch 'em all), it's you and me
I know it's my destiny
(Loudémon) Oh, you're my best friend
In a world we must defend
Loudémon (Gotta catch 'em all), a heart so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me, and I'll teach you
Loudémon Gotta catch 'em all!
Gotta catch 'em all!
Lo-udé-mon!
The intro ends with Ash throwing a Poké Ball before a title that says "Loudémon" appears on screen.
The episode begins with a view of two snowy mountains
Narrator: "As Ash and his friends continue on their journey, they figure their future is favourable. But the foursome is about to find, a fateful fork!"
Lincoln soon stops at a fork in the road
Narrator: "I have a felling of foreboding!"
Lincoln: "So, which way?"
Brock: "Hmm. Let's see."
Ash: "I say we go that way!" (points to the right path in the fork)
Brock: "No way! That trail heads straight up a mountain!"
Misty: "Ah! I don't wanna go mountain climbing!"
Ash: "What's a little hill? Come on, Linc!"
Misty: "Alright. But I hope you know what you're doing!"
They soon come across a hill filled with snow
Misty: "This isn't a hill! We need a ski lift to get up this thing, Ash."
Brock: "I think we better just turn around and go the other way."
Ash: "A Loudémon master stays on course no matter what the challenge! I'm not gonna let a little pile of snow stop me!"
Lincoln: "Me neither!"
Soon, our heroes are traversing the mountain
Misty: "I'm freezing! How much further is it till we get over this thing?"
Brock: "According to this map, we should be close to the top."
Brock checks his compass, but the needle spins round and round
Brock: "Whoa. That's weird."
Ash: "What's weird?"
Brock: "The compass went crazy! This mountain must have so much iron, that its throwing the needle off!"
Our heroes gasp
Misty: "If the compass doesn't work, how are we gonna find our way?"
Brock: "Now, don't panic. If the sun's up there about three o'clock, according to my calculations, that means.."
Ash, Misty & Lincoln: "What? What does it mean?"
Brock: "We're lost."
The three fall over in disbelief
Misty: "Alright, Ash! You made this mountain into a molehill, now get us off it!"
Ash: "I know! Luan, I choose you!
Luan materializes
Luan: "Let me guess, you called me for some entertainment?"
Ash: (laughs) "No not this time, Luan. I need you to go find a trail that will lead us down the mountain!"
Luan: "Okay, I'll be back in a splash. (Laughs) Get it? But seriously, leave it to me."
Luan ascends into the sky to find the trail. She then sees the other side of the mountain
Luan: "Perfect, I've gotta tell Ash about this!"
She heads back to tell Ash the news
Ash: "Did you find a way down?"
Luan: "I did! (points the direction) You need to continue that way and you'll be out of here in no time."
Ash: "Good work, Luan! (To Brock and Misty) See? No sweat."
Meanwhile, in the snow covered forest nearby
Ronnie Anne: "Why'd they come the cold way? I feel like a popsicle."
James: "I hate snow as much as you do, but she loves it."
Jessie is soon seen singing and dancing in the snow
James: "Jessie, you don't actually like this frozen fluff."
Jessie: "I love snow! It brings back delicious memories!"
Ronnie Anne: The snow's making her a little flaky.
Jessie: "Huh? I'm totally serious. Don't tell me that you've never eaten a snowgasbord."
James: "What is a.."
Ronnie Anne: "Snowgasbord?"
Jessie: "Snowgasbord. One of the few cherished memories of my otherwise wretched childhood."
A flashback soon starts with a young Jessie having fun outsider her home on a snowy day, when her mother calls her in
Jessie's mother: Jessie! Snowgasbord's ready!
Young Jessie: "Oh boy!"
Jessie's mother: "Here, darling. I made all your favourite dishes."
Jessie eyes them in wonder
Jessie's mother: "Here's a snow loaf with snow sauce, a sampler of sushi snow rolls, Ida-snow potatoes with snow sour cream, and for desert, a bowl of your favourite, snow pudding. Happy Snowgasbord."
Young Jessie: "This is the best snowgasborg any mommy ever made!"
The flashback ends
Jessie: (sighs) "There's nothing like some cooking."
James: "I can't believe what I'm hearing!"
Ronnie Anne: "You must be joking! You mean your mother actually made meals out of snow?"
Jessie: "We had to make due. Besides, snow food is low in fat and helped me maintain my fabulous figure."
James and Ronnie Anne are surprised and speechless
Jessie: "A snowroll with just a dash of soy sauce. There's nothing like it. Of course, only freshly fallen snow will do."
James: Sounds awful.
Ronnie Anne: "Yeah, but at least it's all natural."
James: "Let's get going before the sun sets! We can head them off if we use the balloon!"
The balloon soon inflates with hot air
Jessie: "Let's make like the snow and drift!"
James: (laughs)
Jessie: "To protect the world from devastation!"
James: "To unite all peoples within our nation."
Jessie: To denounce the evils of truth and love!"
James: "To extend our reach to the stars above."
Jessie: "Jessie!"
James: "James."
Jessie: "Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light!"
James: "Surrender.."
Suddenly, Ronnie Anne interrupts them with a scream
Jessie: "Stop interrupting, Ronnie Anne!"
James: We're getting to the best part!
Ronnie Anne: "But the balloon's drifting away!"
Jessie and James look up and spot the balloon flying away from them. Prompting Team Rocket to chase after it, though to no avail
Jessie: "Come down here!"
James: "Don't leave us stranded!"
Ronnie Anne: "We need the hot air!"
Meanwhile, a dark clouds gather over our heroes and the temperature drops
Brock: "Brr! We've been walking all day and we're not even at the top!"
Soon, snow starts to fall
Ash: "Hey. It's snowing."
Misty: "Oh no! It was clear just a second ago!"
Brock: "The weather in these mountains is totally unpredictable."
Ash: "We better get moving before the sun goes down. Come on!"
Meanwhile, Team Rocket failed in their chase for their balloon
James: "We're sunk. All of our food and supplies are on that balloon."
Ronnie Anne: "Yeah, and it's starting to snow."
James: "I'm getting hungry."
Jessie just stares at the snow
Jessie: "James, Ronnie Anne."
James: "What is it, Jessie?"
Ronnie Anne: "Do you have a plan to get us out of here?"
Jessie: "I can make snow rolls."
James and Ronnie Anne fall over in disbelief
Ronnie Anne: "Snow rolls?"
James: "I think I need something a little bit more substantial."
Jessie: "There's some soy sauce in that balloon, and we have to get it! I can't make snow rolls mama's way without soy sauce! Let's go!" (marches off in the direction of the balloon)
Ronnie Anne: "I think I'd rather ketchup on my snow rolls."
Meanwhile, our heroes are stuck in a massive snow storm
Ash: "Let's just keep looking!"
Misty: "But I'm too frozen to go any farther!"
Brock: "I think we better stop and set up camp for the night!"
Ash: "But that trail's gotta be close!"
Brock: "Come on, Ash! There's no way we can find anything in this blizzard!"
Ash: "I'm not scared of the snow! Let's keep going!"
Brock: "No way, Ash! When a storm gets bad, it's best to dig in and let it blow over! And besides, the sun's gonna set soon. Not even the bravest Loudémon master would wander around in a snow storm in the dark."
Ash: "I guess you're right."
Brock: "Good! Let's start digging a cave in the snow."
Ash: "Okay."
Suddenly, a large gust of wind blows in, knocks Ash down, and blows Lincoln away
Ash: "Lincoln! (gets up) Lincoln!"
Misty: "Wait!"
Brock: "Stay here! We'll get lost out there!"
Soon, more wind blows in. Meanwhile, Ash is blindly looking around for Lincoln
Ash: "Lincoln?! Where are you?! Lincoln?! I'm here! Lincoln?! Lincoln, can you hear me?! It's me, A.."
Ash falls face first into the snow Soon, Lincoln is heard and Ash gets up immediately
Ash: "Lincoln?!"
Lincoln's voice is heard again
Ash: "Lincoln!"
He turns and follows Lincoln's voice
Ash: "Lincoln?!"
Suddenly, a ledge breaks and Ash slides down. Then, Lincoln's voice is heard again
Ash: "Lincoln?"
He looks down the ledge in front of him and spots Lincoln hanging on for dear life
Lincoln: (panicking) "HELP!"
Ash: "Lincoln, here! Grab a hold of my hand!"
Lincoln and Ash reach for each other
Ash: "Lincoln!"
Just fingertips apart, Lincoln loses his grip and falls
Ash: "Lincoln!"
Lincoln manages to catch himself on a small ledge
Ash: "Come on, think! I gotta figure out a way to.. I know! Lola, I choose you!"
Lola materializes
Lola: "Okay!"
Ash: "Lola, use your Arm Whip to pull Lincoln up the side of that cliff."
Lola: "Of course!"
Lola's arm manages to reach Lincoln in order to pull him up and Lincoln grabs it
Ash: "That's it! Now hold on tight, and we'll pull you right up!"
However, Lincoln slips and falls again
Ash: "Lincoln!"
Lola: "Here I come! Just hang on!"
Lola's arms extend further down and catches Lincoln
Lincoln: "Phew, thanks!"
Ash: "Alright! Nice job, Lola!"
Then, he pulls Lincoln up
Ash: "Just a little further! We almost gotcha, Lincoln!"
Lincoln: "Ash!"
Soon, Lincoln is reunited with his trainer and best friend
Ash: "Oh, Lincoln! You had me scared, buddy. I was afraid I lost ya."
Lincoln: "Ash, thank you."
Lola: "Glad your okay, Lincoln."
Lincoln: "We better get back, Brock and Misty are waiting for us."
Ash: "Oh, Brock! You're right! We better go back!"
Later, Ash is trying to climb up the ledge, but keeps sliding down
Ash: "It's no use! We can't get back up! Hey, Brock! Misty!"
More cold wind blows
Ash: "Lincoln! We can't stay out here all night! Hey! We can dig a snow cave like Brock said!"
Soon, Ash and Lincoln starts digging
Ash: "We'll be okay, Lincoln."
Lincoln: "I hope so."
Soon, Ash feels a pain in his hands
Ash: "My hands are getting too numb to dig in the snow anymore. Hey! Lana can help!"
Lana materializes
Lana: (nods) "I'm here to help!"
Ash: "Lana, use your Flamethrower to blast through the snow!"
Lana: "I'm on it!"
The attacks makes a cave big enough for everyone
Lana: "All done!"
Ash: "Whoa! Not bad! Lisa! Lola!"
Lisa and Lola materialize
Lisa: "Lisa here."
Lola: "Ready for anything."
Ash: "Okay, everybody. Let's get to work and seal off this cave!"
Lola, Lana & Lisa: "Right!"
They soon get to work on sealing the cave up and finished just a few minutes later.
Ash: "That oughta do it Okay now all we have to do is warm this place up. Let's all get around Lana's heat."
Lana then makes herself hot as Ash, Lincoln, Lola, and Lisa gather around her.
Lisa: "Cool."
Lola: "Can you make it warmer?"
Lana: "I sure can!"
She raises her heat level
Ash: "The heat is on!"
Lincoln: "And she's perfectly warm."
They soon gathered around her to stay warm. Meanwhile, Team Rocket has taken refuge in an igloo
James: "We're doomed. How're we ever gonna survive in this ug-loo?"
Ronnie Anne: "And this candle is our last bit of heat."
The candle soon goes out
Jessie: "Dinner time! Mom's secret recipe snow rolls!"
James: "I'm just not in the mood for frozen food."
Ronnie Anne: "Now all we got left are burned out matches!"
James: (takes a match) "If we pretend they're actually heating lamps, maybe that'll be enough to keep us warm."
Jessie: (takes a match) "We just have to use our imagination."
Ronnie Anne: "I'll try anything to warm up."
Ronnie Anne pictures herself in a hot spring
Ronnie Anne: (sighs) "This hot spring is delightfully warm. (sighs) Just like clam chowder."
James: "This is the perfect place to soak up the sun."
James pictures himself at a tropical resort hotel
James: "It must be over a hundred, but there's no humidity."
Jessie: "Oh my. I wish I had an air conditioner."
Jessie pictures herself wearing lots of warm clothes, in a desert, and surrounded by heaters
Jessie: "This desert is scorching. I don't think I've ever been so hot in my entire life. Yep, it's mighty hot alright!"
Jessie soon sees James and Ronnie Anne fast asleep
Jessie: (starts slapping James and Ronnie Anne) "Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! You can't fall asleep!"
James: "Surf's up."
Ronnie Anne: "I can't find my rubber ducky in the bath."
James and Ronnie Anne nearly fall asleep again
Jessie: "Wake up or you'll freeze! Open your eyes! Jump up and down! Just stay awake!"
Back in the cave, Ash, Lincoln, Lola and Lisa are keeping warm
Ash: "I hope Misty and Brock are alright."
Lincoln, Lola & Lisa: "Lana!"
Suddenly, Lana's heat starts getting lower
Ash: "Lana, are you okay?"
Lana: "I'm okay."
Ash: Lana, your heat's all used up! Come on, get back in your Poké ball and rest."
Lana refuses
Lana: (exhausted) "No way."
Ash: "Come on, you have to conserve your energy."
Lana forcefully returns to her Poké ball
Ash: "Come to think of it, the Poké balls ought to be pretty warm. Okay, you're going in your Poké balls."
Lola and Lisa refuse as well
Lisa: "Oh sweet irony not us."
Lola: "Please don't make me go back in there right now!"
Ash: "You have to! You'll be a lot warmer inside your Poké balls than out here in the cold."
Lola and Lisa are forcefully returned as well
Ash: "Lincoln, in you go."
Lincoln refuses as well.
Lincoln: "No no no."
He gets closer to Ash
Ash: "Lincoln!"
Lincoln: "I want to stay with you."
Ash: "Lincoln. You, want to stay out to help keep me warm?"
Lincoln: (nods) "Yeah I do."
Ash: "Lincoln."
Outside, the snowstorm gets stronger and Ash was inside the cave on the floor with Lincoln huddled together.
Ash: "I hope the others are warm enough."
Ash takes off his jacket and puts his remaining Poké balls down on it and wraps them up to keep his team warm
Ash: "That should help. Come here, Lincoln."
Lincoln: (gives Ash a pat on the back) "Here I am."
Suddenly, the cave entrance breaks a bit, causing some cold air to come in. Ash then blocks the draft with his own body
Ash: "It's so cold!"
Lincoln: "You okay?"
Ash: "Listen to me, you gotta get in your Poké ball now, Lincoln!"
Lincoln: "I'm not going back in."
Ash: "I'm serious! Get in your Poké ball, now!"
Lincoln: "No!"
Ash: "Lincoln!"
Lincoln: "Ash!"
He sits beside Ash
Ash: "I promise I'm gonna be okay. As long as I know you're safe."
Lincoln refuses to move
Lincoln: "I'm safe with you."
Ash: "Lincoln, it's an order!"
Lincoln: "I can't leave you like this."
Suddenly, the others materialize
Luan, Lola, Lana, & Lisa: "Please let us be with you."
Ash: "Huh?"
They came up to him to get comfortable.
Ash: "Lisa?"
Lisa: (lays down next to Ash) "You don't want to be too cold."
Ash: "Lola?"
Lola: (sits on Ash's lap) "We're close friends."
Ash: "Lana?"
Lana: (lays down beside Ash) "I'll share my heat."
Ash: "Luan?"
Luan: (sits beside Ash) "We're always around."
Ash: "My friends!"
Lisa: "Friends."
Lana: "Friends."
Lola: "Friends."
Luan: "Friends."
Lincoln: "Always friends."
Ash: (touched and teary eyed) "You win. Guess we'll all be cold together."
Soon the camera then shows everyone right next to Ash.
Ash: "That's right. We'll be cold all together."
The next morning, a fire melts the snow to reveal Ash and his team still alive
Ash: "The blizzard's over! Sure is beautiful."
Soon, he heard a voice
Brock: "Ash!"
Misty: "Ash! Up here!"
Whitney: "Thank goodness your okay."
He turns and sees Misty and Brock above and behind him
Ash: "It's great to see you"
Soon, Whitney helps Ash up
Misty: "Ash, how'd you get through that storm?"
Ash: "We made a cave, just like Brock said."
Brock: "Ha! Lucky for us we didn't have to freeze all night in the one I dug."
Misty: "Whitney dug into an underground hot spring. You wouldn't believe how comfy we were."
Ash couldn't believe it
Ash: "Well, I wasn't comfy, that's for sure!"
Brock: "Speaking of blizzards, look what the one from last night blew in!"
Everyone soon spots Team Rocket's balloon
Ash: "That's Team Rocket's balloon!I wonder how they lost it."
Misty: "Finders keepers!"
Brock: "It's outta fuel, but I know how we can fix that. Go, Abigail!"
Abigail materializes
Brock: "Abigail, Flamethrower, now!"
The attack fills the balloon with hot air and our heroes prepare to board it
Brock: "Up, up and away!"
Soon, our heroes are airborne. Meanwhile..
Ronnie Anne: "That hurt!"
Jessie: "I hurt more! But if we don't stay awake, we'll be history!"
James: If we survive this, I'm gonna need a face-lift!
Jessie turns and spots their balloon
Jessie: "Look up there!"
James: "That's our balloon!"
Ronnie Anne: "Hey!"
James: "Hold on!"
Jessie: "Wait for us!"
Team Rocket soon falls into a hot spring
Ronnie Anne: "What's this?"
James: "It's a hot spring, like the one you imagined."
Ronnie Anne: "I guess my wish came true!"
Jessie: "Well, whatever it is, it feels lovely."
Team Rocket: "Team Rocket is warming up again!"
As Team Rocket speaks, our heroes hear their voices
Ash: "Hey, did you guys here what I just heard?"
Misty: "Huh? I didn't hear anything."
Soon, Brock spots something
Brock: "Hey, look!"
Ash: "It's a town!"
Misty: "We made it!"
Our three heroes laugh
Narrator: "So Ash and his friends have survived the snow, and now their soaring on to their next exciting adventure! Gee, I wonder if Team Rocket ever made it off that mountain."
Speaking of Team Rocket, tries to leave the hot spring, but the cold wind forces them to stay in it
Jessie: "It's too hot to stay in."
James: "But it's too cold to get out."
Ronnie Anne: "I'm gonna wind up with hot feet and a head cold."
Team Rocket: "We're all washed up!"
For anyone who might be wandering, "why is Lana in this episode when her final appearance with Ash's team was in an earlier episode" The original episode aired out of the continuity along with another episode called Holiday Hi-Jynx. Because of that, Lana was still on Ash's team, the gang is not close to Pallet Town, and Misty is missing her Skitty. Please remember that this is only a parody. All Pokémon seen in the series belong to Nintendo and The Pokémon Company, and all characters from The Loud House mentioned throughout the story belong to Nickelodeon.
