A/N: OKAY, first of all special message for Reeza: Uh, yea I definitely don't know how I'm supposed to let anonymous people read my stories. Humanites and Pre-al don't make you computer whizzes. (end of special message) In other news: while clicking things in my account I figured out a way to see how many hits I get! Well, turns out that there are about a bazillion people who don't even like me enough to leave a hate note! TCHA! Plus there is one very annoying person who has the nerve to make me a favorite and NOT review. How horrible of them! W.E. Here it comes:
Conversation between James and Sirius while lounging at their favorite spot under the beech tree by the lake on Saturday, October 23:

"So," James says. He's trying to sound as casual as physically possible. He drags out the O and keeps his eye to the sky. "Remus is a werewolf…"

Sirius nods with equal casualty. (a.k.a. none at all) They both seem tense to passersby. They are also both trying not to say what they were thinking. James let up first.

"Oh my God! REMUS IS A WEREWOLF!" He said this in a stifled sort of tone that ended in a squeak.

"What if he eats us?" Sirius said with a fair bit of fear.

"Er… do werewolves eat people?" James said.

Sirius blinked. "I've no idea."

"Wouldn't he have eaten us by now if he did?" This was surprisingly reasonable for James to say.

"I guess… Maybe we should find out."

"Ew," said James. "How?"

"The Library!"

"The Library?"

"The Library." Sirius said this solemnly as if it would be the death of them. "Wait -- I thought you always went to the Library for your Defense books."

James frowned. "Remus usually gets them for me. I have a fatal fear of Libraries… I had an experience…"

"Amen."

James's Journal. Entered at 10:24 with Sirius breathing down his neck and occasionally whispering things to write down:

Operation: Library

Mission: Get book on werewolves without being seen by anyone of importance. Note: DON'T let anyone else in on this.

Sirius: Stand watch and stall if anyone of importance is seen. Code name: Flamingo

James: Get in and out of the library quickly with the entity in hand. Code name: Tango

The Operation: Library Escapade, preformed at 12:00:

James and Sirius stood down the hall from the library, trying to look inconspicuous. They had looked into painting their faces, but Sirius said that the chance of their perfect looks being damaged was too much of a risk. They flattened themselves against the wall and slid their backs along it. A tall 4th year came walking by. They immediately pretended to be leaning against the wall coolly. When they reached to door, James let out a sigh of relief.

"Okay, Flamingo," he said. He had a serious look on his face. "I'm goin' in."

Sirius nodded grimly. James ran inside the library. In seconds, he was out again screaming, "OMFG! FLAMINGO, FLAMINGO! LILY EVANS IS IN THERE!"

Sirius shrugged. "So what?"

James turned bright red.

"HAH! YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON LILY EVANS! Tango, you're in for it. I wish you well." He pushed James back into the library and laughed as he watched. James was crouching behind a little table and he rushed out as soon as the little red-head's back was turned. He grabbed a book that was on werewolves and ran towards the door. He tripped, fell, screamed like a girl, stood up and dove out the doorway.

James hit the floor, nose first. Sirius went into side-splitting laughter. He laughed even harder when Evans walked out stepped over James and said primly, "I love your boxer shorts, Potter. At least the pigs will match your button-downs." She swung her crimson locks a bit and disappeared around the corner.

"Ya know, Tango. I think there's a new meaning for the phrase, 'Get in your pants.'"

Detention slip filled out by Madam Pince at 12:04:

Sent out to: James Potter

For: Disrupting the Library and revealed his undergarments unintentionally

When: Saturday, October 23

Served: October 23, 7:00 p.m.