A/N: ack! I haven't updated in forever! Sorry, just been working on my other fanfic lately. Not to mention my trip to FLORIDA! mwahahah!
Letter received at 10:00 on November 30th at the Potter household by Mrs. Potter who was making pancakes:
Dear Mum and Dad,
I've decided to stay home over Christmas break. Sirius needs company since he's staying also. The trouble I'm in might have to wait a tiny bit longer…
Love, James
At 10:02 on November 30th Mrs. Potter was so infuriated by her son that he anger caused her to flick her wand so that the pancakes she was baking stuck to the ceiling.
The usual Hogwarts breakfast. Dialogue exactly taken from December 1st:
"My, my!" exclaims James. "What a beautiful sight to see!"
He is of course referring to the 3rd year couple who insists on snogging every morning. Sirius bends over next to them and pats the boy on the back and says, "You never cease to make me want to vomit…"
"You little jerk!" the third year whips out his wand and says, "Petri--" James laughs and says, "Nice try!" as Sirius hits the boy with a bat bogey spell.
"MR. BLACK! MR. POTTER!" Professor McGonagall comes striding across the hall looking more stern than ever. "You may very well be the worst first years I've set my eyes on! Detention for both of you tonight!"
The third year grins despite being covered in disgusting green globs. He turns to kiss his girlfriend, but she squeals and runs to the other side of the table saying, "Can't handle a first year? We're over!"
James and Sirius snigger and turn to sit next to Remus and Peter who had taken to following them around. James smiles handsomely at the first year girls who chirp with excitement. They all have crushes on him and Sirius. All save for a pretty little red-head named Lily, who sticks her nose in the other direction with distaste. James frowns at this, but forgets all about it as Arthur Weasly pats him on the back saying, "Never did like those two…"