A/N: I know I know.. I haven't updated in like two months. Go ahead, draw and quarter me. Actually that sounds REALLY painful… so never mind. I put in the lines because this part might be confusing.

Note between James and Sirius during Potions:

J: Alright, I'm sick of this…

S: Um, what?

J: We haven't pulled a single prank since the Frog Incident. I might die.

S: Same here…

J: We didn't even have a race in HM yesterday!

S: Okay but we'll need Remus for this one. He'll be able to keep us from being extremely stupid.

J: No one can keep us from that, Black. No one.


Note pegged at the back of Remus's head while Slughorn wrote ingredients on the board:

Moony --

We've got a plan for mischief involving Professor Sylvie and dear old Peevsie. Are you in?

-- The 2 Musketeers


Second Note pegged at Remus's head:

The musketeers was all him…


Note pegged at James, but caught in the air instead:

James and Sirius --

Moony? Oh, how witty of you… Yeah, I'm in just to make sure you don't kill yourselves. Actually come to think of it…

Moony (haha)


Yet another note. Yet again pegged at head:

Moony --

Well, then we've agreed you're officially Moony. You know, until we forget about it. And do we LOOK emo to you? We're too extremely dashing for that. Killing ourselves would mean to break the hearts of millions.

-- The 2 Amigos


You know the deal:

J+S--

More like the 2 Stooges. James is Curly and Sirius is Moe. Does that make me Larry?

Moony


Yada, Yada :

Larry --

Yesssss

-- Curly and Moe


James's Notebook:

Flamingo (Sirius): Keep watch, you dawg.


Incident between James and Sirius:

"I WILL STRANGLE YOU, YOU CONCIETED --"


James's Notebook (Edited for Content):

Operation : Drop Bombs

Flamingo (Sirius): Keep watch for Filth, Fughorny, or any other teacher.


Intervening by Remus:

"Fughorny? .. You guys are so perverted."


James's Notebook (Continued):

Flamingo (Sirius): Keep watch for Filth, Fughorny, or any other teacher.

Tango (James): Suspiciously run around Peeves and return to release the "bombs"

Waltz (Lupin): Run for Professor Sylvie and tell her Peeves is harassing students.


Sudden Lapse of Dignity from the Marauders to be:

James grinned evilly. "Oh.. It's on."

Sirius nodded. "This'll be fun."


Dignity in Four Words, by Remus Lupin:

"Shut up, you twits."

A/N: Will they screw it up? Most likley..