Stfu about a lack of updates plz. :D Anyways, this Amanda IS atomic scribble because she likes your mom jokes. And she kept bugging me about updating ToSims. Yes, Amanda, I WILL let you glomp Raine and call Sheena 'Sheen-Ween'.


Nothing but darkness. Then came the voices. Not the voices in her head. The voices of NPCs you never hear.

"Who camps out right at the entrance to Luin?"

"I dunno. Someone who doesn't have enough Gald to stay at the inn?"

"Hey, girl, wake up!"

A nudging. Felt like someone's foot. Instantly, Amanda woke up laughing her head off at thoughts of the time Mithos 'kicked' Yuan with his foot and laughed like he was on crack. But the people didn't see what was so funny, since they couldn't see into Amanda's mind. They saw a crazy girl laying on the ground doubling over laughing at something that hadn't happened yet. Fortunately for Amanda, they were too stupid to notice that she had jet black catlike ears on the top of her head. And she didn't notice, either. Because she's cool like that.

"Maybe she's ticklish," One of the people there offered, not wanting to believe a lunatic was residing outside of her city.

Amanda finally stopped laughing and sat up, glancing all around. These people didn't look familiar. They all looked like fatass hookers.

"Where the hell am I?" She demanded of the nearest freak.

"Near Luin, the city of hope," The man answered, moving back slowly.

"WHAT? IS THIS SOME KIND OF JOKE? HEY! GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE AND-" As the people ran off, Amanda sighed. "Man, I just beat Tales of Symphonia and I'm already having dreams about it. Maybe Caroline had this problem. Why am I speaking out loud? They'll think I'm crazier."

Maybe it had to do with what she looked like. She could be wearing clothes that were considered normal in her school. Moving over to a part of the water that surrounded Luin, Amanda gazed at her reflection. She didn't look like herself. To start, her pink shirt was showing part of her stomach, which made her feel a little uncomfortable. Oftentimes Amanda was afraid she'd look like a slut if her shirt was... too revealing... and that part of her stomach showing as the start of that cycle. Oh, well. She'd get used to it. On the front of her shirt was a heart. Oh, boy. Though she didn't see the back of her shirt, which was hanging over her butt and had the words, 'Kiss it' on it, complete with a little heart. She had a pair of gloves on; one black and one red. Around her neck was a scarf-like thing that resembeled Lloyd's scarf-thing the author doesn't know the name of. Except hers was more black. Also part of her attire was a red mini-skirt, with black pants on as well and pink and black boots.

Good. Amanda thought. So when I jump over enemies they won't look up and be like, ' ;3 Oh, where'd you find THIS strength?'
Then Amanda looked at her face. There were three little dots above her eyes and 'Axel' marks next to them as well. Then she noticed the black cat ears and screamed, "WTF. I'm a were cat?!" Her voice echoed around the area. It brought the attention of a monster. Oh, go Amanda.

"Oh, snap," Amanda said. "Where do I get a freaking weapon? I CAN'T PULL A REGAAAAL!" Then she noticed the pair of spikey looking chakram, black and red like her clothes, near where she'd been snoozing before. How could she have missed those? Running over there before the giant dragon rider guy could order his dragon lizard thing to eat it, she picked them up and grinned evilly. "It's pancake time." Watching Axel use chakram had apparently helped her some; Amanda was able to knock of the rider of the lizard and laughed as the lizard accidentally trampled its former master. Then it turned its attention to her, which she responded to by throwing one of the chakram at its head. She missed. But it took the warning and fled. The chakram spun back and landed in Amanda's empty hand.

"Sweet," She muttered half-heartedly, staring as the dragon rider's corpse disappeared and left a bag of Gald behind. "So, the more I kill stuff, the more money I get." Amanda was starting to like this dream a lot more. "I'll get enough money to stay at an inn and figure out where to go from there."

Later on, several other monsters died and left Gald and items. We are not one to question how it happened. It was a massacre at the hands of the atomic scribble. As Amanda was walking into Luin to initiate part two of her genius plan, she bumped into an all too familiar face.

"Ugh, oh, sorry," Amanda said as she got up off the ground, then her jaw dropped, even though she knew it was just a dream. "YOU'RE SHEENA."

The woman Amanda had bumped into, who indeed was the overly busty Sheena, could only gawk back.

"How do you-" She started, then was interrupted.

"SHEEN-WEEEEEEEEEEN!" Amanda squealed and hugged Sheena. "Don't take Zelos from me, ok?" Without waiting for a response, Amanda walked off toward the inn and instantly began hitting on the man.

"Hey there, sexy, how much for one night?" Amanda winked at the guy.

"Uhm, I'm married, you know…" The man said.

"That doesn't matter. How much?"

"Look-"

Then Amanda decided to have a mood swing.

"GOSH! WHY WON'T YOU JUST GIVE ME A FREAKING ROOM? WHY DO YOU KEEP ON RAMBLING ON ABOUT BEING MARRIED? I KNOW IT'S A MIRACLE YOU ARE, BUT JUST SHUT UP!" This brought the attention of numerous people, mostly because they'd heard the news of the freak setting up camp outside of Luin and had realised this was that weirdo. The guy working at the inn gave up.

"..It's two hundred Gald a night," He said, murmuring a quick 'Enjoy your stay' as Amanda stalked off to the room after depositing Gald in front of him.

In the middle of the night, the entire inn was woken up by a loud scream of, "UGH. WHERE IS THE BATHROOM? I'VE GOTTA CRAP!"


Shortness because I can. :)