Disclaimer: I don't own Kakashi, Naruto, or any of the other characters from Naruto, but I did make up a few.
Hey viewers, sorry about the last chapter. It was way to long and it was hard for me to write. I'm glad that chapters done with now. This next one is in present time. Oh, and sorry for the crappy ass title.
Natsuyori's Come Come Konoha: Section 1- Kakashi
Chapter 4 Present Day Birthday Part 1 the Better Half
It had now been 8 years since anything had happen and today was a usual day. Kakashi had made his usual rounds in the morning that always caused him to show up late when meeting with Team 7. And of course when finally arriving at the bridge, he always had to make his entrance, ummm, I mean excuse.
"Kakashi-sensei!!!!" yelled Sakura and Naruto, "You're late!" As usually the two were angry with their lazy ass teacher, as they put it, and as usually, Sasuke never said a single word, unless you count his constant smirking as an adjective of some sort.
"Well, awww… you see there was this ummm…new issue of Come Come Paradise and I just had to get it and…" said Kakashi. Evidently this was actually true. There had been a new issue and Kakashi this morning had purchased it. But instead of showing at his usual time of 11 o'clock, he had shown up at noon. Kakashi than realized that he didn't even need to show up today. It was Sunday!
"Wait a second," said Kakashi, "I didn't even need to show up today!" All three of the students gave their "lazy ass teacher" a "well obviously" look.
"Awww…" said Sakura, "It's you're birthday, Kakashi-sensei. We're here to give you your birthday presents." All three of the students held up their presents.
"Well I got you a…" said Sakura, but she wasn't able to finish with Naruto interrupting.
"Look Kakashi-sensei! Look! Look!" yelled Naruto, as he held up his square present. Sakura, who disliked being interrupted by Naruto especially, gave him a "clunk" (If you know what I mean) to the head.
"Let's all sit down first, so Kakashi-sensei can open his presents," suggest Sakura. All agreed with Naruto still rubbing his head, so they walked over to a shady spot and sat down.
First up was Sakura. She handed him a small nicely wrapped box. Kakashi carefully untied the box and opened the top. Naruto and Sasuke gave a confused look as Kakashi gave a confused look, as all three peered into the box.
"It's a new mask!" yelled Sakura, as she pulled it out of the box, "well your old mask is black. I thought I'd give you a little color." Kakashi took a closer look at the mask. It was (Brace yourselves) pink, purple, blue, white, any color you name it! It was covered in flowers!
"A little?" asked Kakashi in his mind. Sasuke and Naruto felt the same way. Sakura was still excited (Just like Gai).
"Ummmm…" said Kakashi, as Sakura is still in Gai mode, "It's really great and all, but do think this would work well for a ninja."
"Or for a straight guy?" asked Kakashi in his mind.
"Oh, I hadn't thought about that," said Sakura in disappointment. Kakashi not wanting to disappoint his student tried to cheer her up.
"I can all ways wear it," Kakashi thought hard for a place to say, "on special occasions." That made Sakura smile again.
"Next is my turn!" yelled Naruto, as he dropped his horrible wrapped present in front of Kakashi. It landed with a thump, as if there was something heavy in it. Kakashi slowly picked it up and began to try to unwrap the tape that went all around the present.
After 10 minutes of trying to unwrap the present, Kakashi finally was able to open the box. As soon as Kakashi say what it was, he went into Gai mode too! Sasuke and Sakura seemed a bit confused at what Kakashi was so excited about.
"How the hell did you get this, Naruto!" screamed Kakashi in excitement. Naruto's eyes beamed at how much Kakashi had like the present.
"Well, I kind of went through Ero-sennin's things," explained Naruto, as he took the present out of the box. It was the latest copy of Come Come Paradise called Come Come Footsie. It hadn't yell been made into a book, but it had been completed and that was good enough for Kakashi.
"I also have something else for you Kakashi-sensei," said Naruto, as he handed him an envelope. Kakashi-sensei slowly opened the envelope to find a piece of paper that read:
RAMEN
BUY 2 GET 1 FREE
VALID 4 A LIFETIME
This ticket was clearly from Naruto's favorite ramen bar and anyone could figure out why Naruto had bought this for Kakashi-sensei.
"Naruto," said Kakashi-sensei, "did you only buy this because when I buy ramen, you want me to take you along?" Naruto smiled at how fast Kakashi had figured this out. Kakashi seeing that it was his birthday thought it would be a nice treat for everyone.
"Say may-…" But Kakashi-sensei never got too finished because a certain blonde hair loud mouth interrupted.
"You'll treat us to ramen?" asked Naruto overly excited. Kakashi smiling nodded and agreed.
After Kakashi had thanked Naruto for the book and ramen ticket, he carefully placed them down and Sasuke handed him his present. It was just a very small plain box with a simple bow on it.
As Kakashi opened the lid, he seemed to be in total shocked. He slowly lifted up the gift to show everyone.
As soon as Naruto and Sakura saw what it was, they were a bit confused about why it had shocked Kakashi-sensei so much. Even Sasuke was confused at why Kakashi-sensei was so surprised. It was only a fingerless red glove with metal at the knuckles and a large piece over the back side of it.
"What's wrong Kakashi-sensei?" asked Sakura, as Kakashi kept turning the glove over and over and feeling every part of the glove.
"Oh," said Kakashi, snapping out of a faze, "it's nothing. It's just I haven't seen this glove in 21 years." Kakashi pulled out an identical one out of his back pouch.
"Wow…" said Sasuke in surprise, "I didn't know you had it for that long. I found the glove along time ago after my par-…" Sasuke stopped there, but Kakashi still seemed to know what he was talking about so he tried to change the subject.
"Well thanks Sasuke-kun," said Kakashi, "well I'm a little hungry so let's go use the ra-…"
"Oi! Kakashi!" called Gai, as he and Lee walked up to the group. Kakashi seemed to be rather annoyed with his "so called" rival as Gai himself put it.
"Happy Birthday Kakashi!" said Gai handing Kakashi a present.
"Thanks," said Kakashi as he took the present, "What's up?"
"Why don't you remember?"
"No…what?"
"The battle."
"What battle?"
"The battle we have every year on your birthday."
"Oh," said Kakashi with absolutely no expression, "that battle."
"Well let's get started than!" exclaimed Gai with gay excitement, opps I mean Gai excitement (Wink Wink ; )).
As Kakashi got set up for his so called battle, he wondered if the same thing would happen as it had last year.
FLASHBACK
Its last year at the usual birthday battle and Kakashi is winning. Well basically Kakashi is just sitting on Gai's back pinning him down. Kakashi has already won, but as usually Gai still does not want to believe it.
"Now does it count as a win?" asked Kakashi for the millionth time.
"No," responded Gai.
"Now?"
"No."
"Now?"
"No."
"Oh, screw this Gai," said Kakashi, getting up and getting to leave, "I'm going ho-.." But just as Kakashi was about to finish his sentence, Gai had kicked him in the you know what (In case you don't know here's examples: Nuts, Cherries, Private, etc.). As Kakashi's eyes began to tear up as he fell to the ground, hands in between legs, Gai jumped up for joy!
"That's called the Gai Surprise!" exclaimed Gai as he jumped up for joy in his gayness (Yeah, that's right! I didn't put "gainess". What are you gonna do about it?)
FLASHBACK ENDS
On the side lines, Team 7 and Lee began to bet who would win.
"I got 1,000 yen (probably a little more than 15 USD) (I think, it's calculating from the price on one of my mangas) on Gai-sensei," said Lee, placing the cash down in the empty box from Sasuke's gift.
"Okay, I got 900 yen on Kakashi-sensei," said Sakura, as she threw down her money in to the box.
"1,200 on Kakashi-sensei," said Sasuke, as he two threw his money in the box.
"And for me," said Naruto building up his annoying excitement, "10 ramen tickets and 10,000 yen!!" Naruto threw down the money and tickets into the box. Everyone seems half surprised and half expecting that the idiot of the group would play so much money.
"And…" said Naruto continuing, "I place it on Gai-sensei!" As soon as Lee heard that he was absolutely proud of Naruto and both at the same time went into Gai mode. Sakura and Sasuke just kept kneeling there not even surprised at all.
(Okay for this part, you really have to imagine it as the anime show with the stupid sun set striped back round)
"He's going to lose all of his money," said Sakura with no expression, and still frozen kneeling and not looking at Sasuke. Lee and Naruto are cheering themselves on in the back round.
"And then he's going to borrow our money," said Sasuke in the exact state as Sakura. Both of them sigh and drop there heads at the same time.
In the back round, Lee and Naruto still stood there in Gai mode, proud as ever at themselves. The stupid Gai theme song goes on.
"That's it Naruto-kun," said Lee still in Gai mode, "Support the winner!!!" Both stand proudly, until…
"Okay guys, I won, let's go now," said Kakashi-sensei as he tapped on Naruto's shoulder. The stupid Gai theme song suddenly stops. As soon as Naruto and Lee hear the new they nearly fainted. Gai soon comes over with a bruise on his right cheek and his clothes all dusty.
As soon as Naruto saw Gai, he pounced on him. Even though Gai was still standing up, Naruto had still been able to be face to face with Gai by grabbing his collar and digging his feet into Gai's chest (Imagine).
"You stupid Bastard!" yelled Naruto, "You just lost me 10,000 yen!"
After about 10 minutes of Naruto yelling at Gai, Kakashi finally pulled Naruto off and set him on the ground.
"How could you lose Gai-sensei?" asked Lee disappointingly.
"Let's not get into details here Lee," said Gai not wanting to tell the embarrassing tale of his defeat.
"I think it's time for ramen now," said Kakashi changing the subject, "my treat."
The End for Chapter 4 Present Day Birthday Part 1 the Better Half
Not bad, is it funny? Remember this is my first fan fiction. Sorry if I got the currency wrong. This chapter was sort of a fun chapter, but it does have a part in the story.
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