Natsuyori's Come Come Konoha:Section 1 Kakashi Chapter 5 Birthday Prt2, a naruto fanfic

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Hey viewers, this is going to get really interesting okay, but sorry it doesn't really get funny till about the end. Sorry this one's late, I got writer's block. Okay just to say this chapter really really really sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WARNING

This one is half assed written. PLEASE no bad reviews. I wanted to get this story in because I was delaying it so long.

Natsuyori's Come Come Konoha: Section 1- Kakashi

Chapter 5 Present Day Birthday Part 2 the Sucky Half

"Can I get 6 bowls of miso ramen?" ordered Kakashi, as all 6 of them, Gai, Lee, Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, and of course Kakashi himself, sat down.

As soon as the orders came, Naruto had already finished his. Everyone watched Naruto as he finished off his 26th bowl of ramen.

"Hey," whispered Sakura, as Lee and Sasuke listened in as well. Naruto put down his empty bowl. "Hey everyone this is the moment we've all been waiting for, Kakashi-sensei is about to take off his mask to eat." The four rookies looked over to see Kakashi receiving his first order of miso ramen.

Kakashi's hand slowly went for his mask, as the students had anticipated. His hand slowly came closer and closer, as the students leaned in farther and farther. His hand gently touched the front part of his mask.

"Are you guys going to tonight's festival?" asked Gai-sensei as he blocked their view. Everyone seemed to be real annoyed with Gai, even Lee, as they tried to push him aside. As usually Gai couldn't get the drift and continued talking.

Struggling to get past the dumb ass teacher, the four students were just able to see Kakashi-sensei put his chopsticks down looking pleased with himself.

"Damn it!" exclaimed Naruto, as he slammed his fist on the table, "we missed it again!" Everyone had annoyed look on their faces.

"Missed what?" asked Gai-sensei. Lee, who was the least annoyed with Gai-sensei, answered him.

"Kakashi-sensei's face, Gai-sensei," answered Lee.

"His face?" wondered Gai, "Oh, you guys want to see his face?" All four nodded in reply. "It's nothing much to see." All four looked surprised to hear that Gai had seen his face.

"You've seen his face, Sensei?" asked Sakura. All four anticipated to hear him say yes and describe it.

"Nope," answered Gai, as he scratched his cheek. Everyone turned blue and dropped their heads at the stupid teacher that gave their hopes up. Gai-sensei finally caught the drift and went back to eating his bowl of ramen.

"Hey everybody," said Jiraiya as he came by with Genma, Iruka, and Asuma. Everyone looked confused on why all of them where here.

"Ero-sennin, why are all of you here?" asked the confused Naruto, as he got up from his stool and walked over to him.

"Do you guys have to do this every time?" asked Kakashi, as he turned from the counter to the four standing men.

"Yes we do," replied Jiraiya, as Kakashi got up, "Okay we're just going to take Kakashi some where for his birthday." As all five left, Naruto noticed something.

"Hey you guys," said Naruto to Lee, Sasuke, and Sakura, "I just realized that Kakashi-sensei just skipped out on the bill."

"Who's going to pay for the bill?" asked Lee. All four of them looked over at Gai-sensei.

"No, not Gai-sensei!" said Lee, but Naruto had already covered his mouth and had arm locked him. The four slowly snuck away leaving the unsuspecting teacher.

"Now that you guys aren't talking about Ka-…" Gai had just turned his head to the student's stools to see no one there. Gai quickly put down his chopsticks and searched under the stools and over the counter. He obviously found no one.

The ramen girl, who realized that Gai was done, handed him the bill. Gai looked like he saw a ghost.

"35,000 yen for 45 bowls of ramen (I'm not sure about this calculation, so let's just say it's over 500 dollars or something)!" exclaimed Gai-sensei, as he fainted.

"Will that be cash or credit?" asked the ramen girl, as she looked over the counter.

At the bar

All five of the guys sat at a table in the bar as they discuss something.

"You know," said Kakashi, "this never works and you've been trying this since for about 5 years or so."

"Yes, but the 5th time is always a charm," said Jiraiya, as he took a sip of sake.

"Let's just get this over with," said Kakashi.

(Okay this next couple of sections, you have to imagine it going by fast like in a movie, really imagine)

1 hour later

Kakashi is sitting at one side of the table with the guys surrounding him. An air-headish looking woman sits across from them.

"So Rina-chan what are you're hobbies?" asked Jiraiya.

"Well I like shopping, spending money on material goods, and purchasing things," replied Rina.

"You realize you just repeated yourself three times," said Iruka. Kakashi seemed not even the least bit interested in Rina and quite frankly he was getting a bit annoyed with her stupidity.

"Did I?" she replied quite confused.

"Next!" yelled Jiraiya.

Again Kakashi is sitting at one side of the table with the guys surrounding him. An uptight business woman sits in front of him.

"So Mikiri-chan, are you interested in our friend Kakashi here?" asked Genma.

"No," Mikiri replied, "but I am interested in his what his yearly tax return is." She takes out a bunch of calculating materials. "I can save him thousands, if he signed up with our company, he co-…."

"Next!" exclaimed Asuma.

The next woman is a 65 year old woman.

"Next!" exclaimed Jiraiya.

The next is the ramen girl.

"Next!" exclaimed Genma.

The next is woman who only seems interested in how much money Kakashi makes.

"Next!" yelled Iruka.

Next is a woman who thinks men are from Mars and women are from Venus.

"Next!" yelled Asuma.

Out of all the woman, this one was probably the weirdest. It was a man! Everyone had a weird look on their faces.

"Damn it Iruka!" exclaimed Jiraiya.

"What?" said Iruka, "there isn't anyone else."

"Okay, fine," said Jiraiya, still pissed that he couldn't find anyone that Kakashi liked.

"Okay, so what are your hobbies?" asked Iruka to the man. Jiraiya smacked Iruka in the back of the head.

"No, idiot!" exclaimed Jiraiya, "I meant fine, let's go." It had been nearly 4 hours later and the sun had just begun to set, when all five men walked out of the bar.

"Man," said Jiraiya, "let's just go and play poker and get drunk like we always do."

The end for Chapter 5 Present Day Birthday Part 2 the Sucky Half

GOD this was a SUCKY chapter. PLEASE no bad reviews. The next two chapters are going to be the best. If you leave no bad reviews, (the author gets on her hands and knees) I promise the next couple will be good. PLEASE sit tight for 3 or 4 days. Gomen' nasai.